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  • UGH!..

    呃啊!

  • Family friendly f..(jibberish)

    家庭友善F......(戳) 抱歉

  • sorry I didn't think

    家庭友善Felix!

  • Family friendly Felix!

    歡迎!

  • Welcome!

    歡迎各位!拍起手來!(掌聲)

  • Welcome, everyone! Clap it up! (applause)

    每個人都拍起手來!

  • Clap it up, everybody!

    這裡是家庭友善Felix✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

  • Family friendly Felix here!

    我不知道該如何讓掌聲停下

  • And I'm just!- I don't know how to make it stop.. (applause stops)

  • Um..

    我沒有收任何錢

  • I'm not making any money.

    就像你也許知道的那樣,這裡有個啟示錄(預言)正在成真

  • As you may not know, there's an adpocalypse going on right now.

    Youtube上已經沒有廣告了

  • There's no ads on Youtube.

    沒廣告了,對

  • No ads. Okay?

    他們全沒了,他們全撤掉了

  • They're all gone, they all pulled out.

    因為顯然的,有個廣告被放在種族主義的影片上

  • Because apparently, there was... uh ads on a racist video.

    接著所有廣告商都表示 "嘔!我退出。"

  • So everyone was like, "UH I'm out."

    沒錯

  • Aright.

    這裡,這裡有......Youtube上有90億部影片

  • There's, there's what? 9 billion videos on Youtube?

    「啊!那部片說他是種族主義者!」

  • AH, that one that said racist on it!

    「不行!」

  • Nope!

    「我退出!」

  • I'm out!

    「90億分之1的種族主義者」

  • 1 out of 9 billion

    「去你的!」

  • Fuck you!

    如果你在這部影片看到任何一個廣告.....

  • If you see an ad on this video...

    你該像讚美他媽的陽光一樣讚美這個狗屎爛蛋

  • You praise that shit, like the fucking sun.

    好嗎?

  • Okay?

    \感恩廣告,讚嘆廣告!/

  • Praise that shit, boi

    我想要你吸這......這是家庭友善Felix

  • I want you to suck that.... FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX HERE

    提醒你一下

  • by the way...

    我想要你去

  • I want you to

    輕柔的……美妙的……

  • gently...make sweet ....*blanks*

    家庭友善……

  • Family friendly ...

    呃嗯

  • uhm

    ( ° ▽°)

  • *laughs nervously*

    我需要知道這天殺的音板要怎麼用

  • need to learn how to use this fuckin sound board

    好,來看一下這邊

  • Alright so lets have a look here and see what

    看看上部影片我賺了多少

  • did my last video make

    廣告收入

  • on ads.

    100塊?(約台幣3400)

  • a hundred dollars?!

    *砰*

  • *gun shot*

    這很諷刺,我在Youtube上賺的紅利更多

  • the irony here is that i made more on youtube red revenue

    所以來看看我的新節目

  • So! check out my new show...uh..

    噢等等,幹

  • oh wait, fuck

    新節目也被撤掉了

  • uh...they fucked that up too

    新的出路也搞壞了

  • the news outlet that broke

    這事是有關

  • this story about

    呃......「種族主義的影片」

  • uh....the racist video

    寫這個報導的人別無其他,就是YouTube的敵人:

  • was none other...the enemy of YouTube

    華爾街日報。我沒在開玩笑

  • *laughs*

    他們又來了

  • The wall street journal.. I'm not kidding

    還記得我...我

  • they're back at it again

    做的那件事嗎?*啾*

  • remember when I... I

    你他媽再試試看啊

  • did the whole *fuck you finger*

    ”你他媽再試試看啊”

  • try again mother fuckers

    你不該真的再試試看!

  • (try again mother fuckers)

    你有事嗎ヽ(#`Д´)ノ

  • you weren't supposed to actually do it

    你他媽

  • WHAT THE HELL MAN

  • GODDAMNIT!

    去你的YOUTUBE RED,我放棄了

  • FUCK

    好嗎?我只是......別驚慌

  • FUCKING YOUTUBE RED. I'm fucked.

    我確定沒有其他人會覺得驚恐

  • oka ...im just..dont panic

    "我宣布要對華爾街日報發起戰爭!"

  • I'm sure no one else is panicking

    好吧也許大家都有點驚慌

  • "I declare war on the Wall Street Journal'

    只有一點點……只有一點點

  • OKAY maybe people are panicking

    沒關係,絕望的時刻就是要採取必要的手段

  • just a little bit.....just a LITTLE bit

    就是「家庭友善Felix」計畫!

  • thats fine... desperate times call... comes desperate measurements

    我有個

  • and FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX got a plan

    我有個計畫

  • boi

    來看看我們當初是怎麼做的

  • I got a..

    七年前那美好的Youtube是怎麼成立的?

  • I've got a... I've got a plan

    *播放10年前的影片* 這才是我們該做的影片

  • how did we do it back in the day?

    對吧?

  • ok?

    這影片...

  • HOW did they do it back in the good ol' day of youtube 7 years ago?

    好十倍!

  • *shows a video from 10 years ago* THIS is the content we need to go back to

    "查理咬了我"

  • ok?

    這是天才,聰明絕頂

  • this is..

    它有快十億的瀏覽數

  • 10 TIMES BETTER

    *敲*我的音板不......

  • "charlie bit me"

    *Jacksepticeye的開場白* 噢噢噢

  • its genius...its brilliant

    《當個創世神》是從我開始做Youtube時就一直避免去玩的遊戲

  • its...almost a billion views.

    《當個創世神》

  • *knocking* my sound board's not..

    這天殺的世上最讚的遊戲

  • *JACK SPEDICY'S INTRO* OHHHHH...

    《當個創世神》

  • MINECRAFT. The game i have been avoiding since i started youtube

    這就是人們所要的

  • MINECRAFT

    《當個創世神》

  • the BEST game in the goddamn world

    更多《當個創世神》,我們需要更多《當個創世神》

  • MINECRAFT

    我終於要去玩《當個創世神》了

  • THATS what people want.

    我不知多少年沒玩了

  • MINECRAFT

    我不願玩它但......*猛然一看*

  • more MINECRAFT. we need more MINECRAFT

    18歐?(約台幣585)

  • FINALLY i am going to play minecraft

    我買不起...

  • i haven't played it..in i dont know how many years

    我很幸運的生於瑞典,我有個秘密…秘密…呃秘密計畫

  • i refuse to play it but here..... *look intensifies*

    就是這個.-.

  • £18?

    別,等等…這個不支援windows

  • i cant afford that ._.

    噢這有支援

  • LUCKILY im swedish...and i have a secret..secret...uh...secret plan

    有欸好

  • for this .-.

    酷._.

  • doesn't wait...doesn't windows come with..

    嘿這好便宜

  • OH it does

    噢幹這有免費試用

  • it does okay...

    *輸入你的微軟帳號*

  • cool ._.

    我沒有微軟帳號ヽ(#`Д´)ノ

  • HEY ITS CHEAPER

    要家庭友善好難;;

  • oh fuck that...free trial

    好...噢幹,好的

  • " Add your microsoft.."

    toms...tom的指南,嗯

  • I DONT HAVE A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT

    這就是我要的

  • its THIS hard to be family friendly

  • ok...aw fuck, ok

    我放棄了!我放棄了

  • toms....toms guide. YES

    我以後要活在《當個創世神》的世界裡!

  • this is what i wanted

    哈囉羊,你會是我的新朋友

  • YESSS

    其他玩《當個創世神》的人都會裝怪聲幫動物配音

  • I QUIT. I QUIT

    像是「哈囉我是羊,哈!我是梗圖素材」

  • im now living in the minecraft world

    你在-

  • HELLO SHEEP you'll be my new friend

    羊你在那邊蓋了什麼?

  • they do roleplaying when they play minecraft so they do like funny voices

    「我不知道」

  • "hellooo i am sheep. HA! le memes"

    看看我的傑作

  • there wa-

    我超讚的傑作

  • sheep what did you build over there?

    搞什麼

  • "i dont know"

    你這天殺的羊

  • See im really good at this..

    走著瞧

  • im REALLY good at this

    兔崽子你會有報應的

  • AWH hell AWH...

    我打敗了你這個小賤貨

  • GODDAMNIT SHEEP

    去死吧

  • you gone get it

    去死吧小王八

  • you gone get it....you gone get it boy

    我不後悔

  • i beat the shit out of you

    *走馬燈*

  • fuck piece of shit

    大家每天都在玩這遊戲?

  • fuck piece of...goddamnit

    好吧

  • NO REGRATS

    我需要蓋個家才能在新的《當個創世神》世界中存活

  • *dab to the sad music*

    以後就要住這了

  • *switches to minecraft music*

    好的.....他媽的

  • people play this game everyday?

    一定要蓋得超他媽炫砲,各位

  • alright then

    我是說超酷,超豪華(改口)

  • *breaking grass blocks*

    也要知道這裡禁止

  • i guess if im gonna live in the new minecraft world i need to build a house

    「禁止利用此平台提供之服務把 『利用網路與他人交流』視為主要目的」

  • this is where i live now

    好嗎?

  • ok

    不是那種的

  • alright...goddamnit

    你知道我真心喜歡遊戲到 甚至讓我在想自己可能有自閉症嗎?

  • its gonna be...pretty fucking cool guys

    我在蓋一面牆

  • i mean...pretty cool...pretty SWELL (that save tho)

    我在蓋一面牆

  • and also just know that there is not

    如果川普不做...

  • a platform and services related to virtual communities in which members interact primarily on the internet

    家庭友善Felix來做

  • okay?

    好嗎?我們要蓋堵牆

  • this is NOT that

    你知道「家庭友善」的概念嗎

  • you know im actually enjoying the game which makes me think maybe i have autism after all?

    人類不能一昧回顧過去好嗎

  • im building a wall!

    這也是為何人們喜歡Youtube的原因

  • im building a wall..

    因為

  • if trumps not gonna do it

    它免費而且開放

  • Family friendly felix is gonna do it

    你可以隨心所欲,暢所欲言

  • alright we're gonna build a wall

    它不像電視一樣,一切的背後都有製片管理人

  • you know that concept with family friendliness?

    他們會限制你「不,你不能那樣講」

  • people aren't just gonna go back on it okay?

    「因為我們有另外的考量」

  • the reason why people love youtube

    「不,你不能講那個」*鬼叫*

  • is because...

    看來Youtube

  • it's free and it's open

    在這點上被迫轉變為電視節目了

  • and you can say whatever you want

    這對所有人都不好

  • it's not like television where everything is behind executive producers

    你想要Youtube這平台繼續免費

  • and people telling "no you cant say that!"

    我會希望Youtube這平台繼續免費

  • because then we'll do this

    我知道廣告刊登的地方是需要評估的

  • and "no you cant say that" sadjhasdjl

    他們付錢刊登,但不會刊登在種族主義的影片上

  • it seems like youtube..

    我100%完全瞭解

  • is forced to turning into television at this point

    比如...這件事很糟,如果我花了錢(買廣告)

  • thats gonna be bad for everyone

    結果看到我的廣告被放在種族主義的影片上, 我會覺得*這三小*

  • you want youtube to continue being a free platform

    但這整件事實在太過誇大了

  • i would want youtube to be...a free platform

    這是很典型的例子

  • i understand that advertises need to feel like

    這些事在媒體上被放大,超出我們原本應有的反應

  • they're spending money and it's not showing up on racist videos

    這裡就有個最佳範例,就像是

  • i understand that 100%

    他們去整個(Youtube)平台裡挖了五個影片

  • like..thats a terrible thing, if i was spending money

    Youtube上有90億部影片

  • and i saw my ads showing up on racist videos i would be like *wtf*

    人們只因其中5部就開始焦慮

  • but the whole thing is just so..massivly overblown

    我同意那些影片會造成一些問題

  • it's so typical

    但它...呃

  • for these things to just get way bigger then they should be, in the media

    難道平台上每個人都應該

  • talking first hand here. It's...its like what?

    被五個種族主義影片影響嗎?

  • 5 videos they discovered...i...based on the whole platform?

  • there's like what? 9 billion videos on youtube

    至少我是真的沒辦法理解

  • and..and people are worried about five

    我確定、我希望Youtube會對此有所反彈

  • I agree its.. like its still a problem

    我會祈禱的

  • but is it...ugh

    為了每個

  • should everyone on the platform be

    經營小頻道的人

  • affected by 5 racist dudes?

    他們現在只能忍耐了

  • EGH

    呃因為

  • that just doesn't really make sense to me..at least

    我也曾把Youtube收入看很重

  • im sure youtube will b-bounce back and i hope..

    我非常仰賴在這裡賺的下一份收入

  • I PRAY

    我沒有任何基礎,才剛開始經營頻道的時候

  • for everyone

    我需要在Youtube上賺的月薪,所以

  • thats a smaller channel

    這個月,很可能會有大量的創作者沒有收入

  • that they can hang in there for now

    這是場奇怪的抗爭

  • uhhh.... because

    只有一點怪啦

  • i used to be at a point on youtube

    我想另外做「頻道宣傳活動」,我以前也做過一組

  • where i was so dependent on my next paycheck

    所以若你對宣傳活動有興趣的話

  • i didnt have anything set up. i had just started off

    呃......之前也,之前也有完成過

  • and i-i needed that monthly paycheck so...

    而且做得很好

  • this month, most likely a lot of creators are not gonna get paid

    去點描述欄的連結

  • so its weird to combat that

    那邊有具體規則,我衷心感謝你仔細的閱讀

  • just a lil bit

    你要確保自己的投稿快速且簡潔

  • uh...i wanted to do another shout out competition. ive done a couple in the past.

    並且持續追蹤

  • so if you're interested in getting a shoutout

    寫太長的話我會沒時間看

  • uhhh...they been...they've been successful

    而且也只能草草看過,沒有要自滿的意思

  • and pretty good so.

    但我...我沒差

  • check out the link in the description

    我不會只因為沒(廣告)收入就停止製作影片

  • there's specific rules and i really appreciate that you go by them

    字面上意思

  • uh, make sure that you are quick and concise

    我做影片是因為我愛做

  • with.. following them

    所以說

  • if theres too much text im not going to have time to read it

    如果你看到一個廣告

  • and im just going to have to skip it. no smugness intended

    噢噢噢噢ヽ( ゚∀゚)ノ

  • but im...but im fine

    ♫感恩讚嘆感恩陽光♫

  • like...im not going to stop making videos just because im not making money

    另外呃

  • i...i meant it when i said

    我現在要去Twitch了

  • i-i do it because i love it...and

    這件事我早就決定了,好嗎?

  • THAT BENG SAID

    在很多事發生前就決定了,所以別解讀成錯誤的方向

  • IF YOU SEE AN AD

    但我之前就有想開始在Twitch上實況遊戲了

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    所以我們會每週實況一次

  • Praise, Praise, Praise the sun

    從週日開始在Twitch實況

  • also uhm

    我的意思是從這週日開始

  • going to twitch now...pft *laughs*

    所以在「youtube.com/netglow」

  • i decided this before. okay?

    「netglow」是我想創的品牌

  • before anything, so don't read-ed it the wrong way

    雖然我也想用「revelmode」

  • but i-i wanted to start doing streams on twitch

    但沒人喜歡那個名字

  • so uh...we are gonna do a weekly stream

    確認......我是說netglow

  • over at twitch, its starts... SUNDAY

    意味著「比起現實在網路上更酷的人」

  • this sunday i mean...

    我想這是個非常他媽的完美的名字

  • so uhm over at youtube.com/netglow

    所以之後會

  • netglow is the brand that i wanted to create

    每週實況一次

  • thaaahht i wanted revelmode to be

    可能會增加次數,我真的想做一些

  • but no one liked the name

    像我們在Revelmode做的cringemas節目那種, 因為超好玩

  • check the...i mean netglow

    所以一定要來看看喔

  • it means cooler on the internet then in person

    來展現你對我們的支持ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ

  • i think thats a pretty fucking perfect name

    嗯.....\感恩/ 你知道

  • so its going to be...

    嗯之類的

  • a streaming show once a week

  • potentially more... i really want it to be something

  • AHHHHH sort of like we did with revel mode or like we did with cringemas cause that was so much fun

  • uh so definitely be sure to check that out

  • come show your support

  • uh...PRAISE..ya know

  • and all that stuff-

  • *dat face

UGH!..

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