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  • PewDiePie: Ahhhh!

    那個...我已經病了好幾天...其實我還在生病...

  • Okay, so I've been sick for a couple days.

    看一下我不在的的時候發生了什麽事...

  • I'm still sick.

    你要看看傑克.保羅的MV,他嗆爆你了!

  • Let's see what has happened while I was gone.

    傑克.保羅嗆爆你了...

  • [reads on-screen] "U need to see jake paul's music video, he dissed u"

    天啊傑克.保羅嗆爆pewds了!

  • [Continues to read tweets aloud] Jake Paul dissed you~!

    這MV好~~

  • "Holy sh!t Jake Paul roasting Pewdiepie"

    狂~~~~

  • "Thats soooo lit (emojis)"

    啊~!!!!

  • [PewDiePie Screams]

    你最好小心點team10來找你了!

  • "U better watch out, team 10 is coming for you~ (emoji)"

    不!

  • PewDiePie: NOO!

    不可能...不會是傑保...究竟有多糟糕?

  • [shaky breathing]

    他..他說了甚麼,他在MV説了甚麼!?

  • Not JP, not JP.

    *拎北在YouTube六個月~打敗其他YouTuber~ 下個就是pewdiepie~*

  • How bad is it?

    不~~~~ (゚Д゚)

  • HOW?

    我還在生病耶這太讓我生氣了,冷靜Felix,我賭是這狗娘養的......是他毒害我的!

  • What did he say?

    肯定是那狡猾的保傑一直向我下毒... 狗娘養的! (゚Д゚)

  • WHAT DID HE SAY IN HIS VIDEO?

    呃...我們還未看完...

  • JP: "5 Mil on YouTube in six months

    我們必須把整個MV看完.... 首先...保傑是他媽的誰?

  • Never done before

    傑克保羅是哪根葱?我完全不知道! 他很開心、經常吃東西..

  • Passed all the competition, man, PewDiePie is next!"

    也飾演迪士尼頻道中的Dirk...哦所以他是個迪士尼演員

  • PewDiePie: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    那不就好棒棒

  • [lightly hits wall]

    應該不會廢到哪去吧...那就去看看吧...

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    *牙*

  • AGHHHH, this makes me so angry!

    雖然完全沒有意義, 但他開頭 “牙” 的真的很好聽..(笑)

  • I'm still sick, calm down Felix, ah that son of a bich. (Christia

    我盡量不會...每過半秒就停頓一次

  • I bet he's the one that poisoned me.

    *牙*

  • Oh, I bet it was JP all along.

    ...但那的確是一個好的 “牙” 我們是要懂得欣賞的...

  • That sleek son of a bich!

    那是一個好聽的的 “牙”...

  • [grunts]

    *我不知道接下來會發生什麼寶貝 這是team10*

  • We haven't watched this whole thing yet!

    *在洛杉磯的加利(福尼亞)男孩 *

  • We have to see the whole thing.

    *可是我是從俄亥俄州來的 白人男孩* (協力譯者:到底在公三小)

  • First of all who the f*ck is JP?

    ...等等那是浮水印嗎? 他們沒買版權嗎?

  • Who the f*ck Is Jake Paul?

    你們應該知道有網站可以播放這些饒舌音樂吧?

  • I don't know.

    ...是免費的哦

  • I ha- he has fun, okay.

    *audiojungle*

  • He eats food.

    還能聽出有版權的聲音耶

  • He's Dirk from Disney Channel!

    *audiojungle*

  • Okay so he's a Disney Channel...

    *每天我都有迪斯尼頻道的流量*

  • One of these Disney Channel actors, that's cool.

    其實...我很高興我們終於把整個他媽的 迪士尼頻道都趕走了...

  • Can't be that bad.

    你可能不知道我在迪斯尼頻道... 要怎麽說你們才會明白呢..

  • Let's listen.

    每天都有迪士尼頻道的流量~!

  • JP: Ya.

    *拎北在YouTube六個月, 有5百萬訂閲~打敗其他YouTuber~下個就是pewdiepie~*

  • PewDiePie: Always appreciate a good "ya" at the beginning of a song, uh, for no reason.

    他表示我不是他的對手

  • [chuckles]

    因爲他打敗了所有其他的競爭對手, 所以他基本上把我無視了?..等一下...

  • I'm going to- going to try not to pause every- every millisecond of this song, but...

    他好像沒有無視我耶.. 我真的很困惑, 其實JP你需要那個 重重重...

  • JP: Ya.

    ...重重 重申一下你自己 @[email protected]

  • PewDiePie: That is a good "ya." We have to appreciate that-

    *打敗其他YouTuber~下個就是pewdiepie~*

  • [stuttering] that's- that's a good-- that's a good "ya."

    媽的,我的手又開始抖了...該死的

  • [music plays again]

    JP你這狗娘養的..

  • [indistinguishable audio watermark]

    你怎麼敢?!

  • PewDiePie: Is it the watermark? They didn't buy that loop?

    你怎麼敢用我的名字放到你的影片裡?!

  • PewDiePie: Like, you play some rap music right, that's free...

    你怎麼敢~?!

  • [different track]

    *拎北爽賺支票領不完,有一隻全新的勞力士, 我們一起上了藍寶堅尼,還跟其他成員集合。*

  • [audio watermark]: "AudioJungle"

    *我們是team10,婊子誰會有空理睬你們。*

  • See? AudioJungle.

    * 如果我的成員沒有料,我會把他們踢出去,沒錯我就在説你。*

  • What the f*ck is it?

    *你就在乞求著關注* (譯者:幹這首歌好北爛,pewds 也受不了了)

  • [indistinguishable audio watermark]

    這首歌聽起來...

  • [Laughing]

    聽起來好像完全沒有節奏... 可能聽起來很可惡.....

  • [AUDIOJUNGLE]

    但其實JP做的是說唱的一種新形式: 他是故意把這首歌唱的跟狗屎沒兩樣的 :^ )

  • PewDiePie: I'm glad, I'm glad we got the whole Disney Channel thing out of the way from the first fucking line.

    * 如果我的成員沒有料,我會把他們踢出去,沒錯我就在説你。*

  • [Laughing]

    *你就在乞求著關注*

  • "Hey guys, in case you don't know,

    沒-錯-我-就-在-説-你...

  • "I'm on Disney Channel.

    你-就-在-乞-求-著-關-注---原來這就是唱饒舌音樂的技巧?我只需要說一堆詞...

  • "How can I say that in a way that make sense--

    (只求押韻) 聼起來要很怪...我絕沒在吸毒...嗯...我就喜歡拍...

  • "Uh, everyday bro, Disney Channel

    拍那個屁股...沒-錯-我-就-在-説-你...

  • FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!"

    ...這真的難以置信

  • PewDiePie: He's saying... that I'm not his competition because he said he

    這種饒舌技巧需要非凡的技巧, 你必須要有超人的智慧、

  • passed all his competition which basically puts me-

    你必須要天生慧根、 你要用多年去磨練、多年的訓練、

  • Where does that put me, actually?

    你必須要在推特上亂吠、還需要各式各樣的狗屎技巧

  • PewDiePie: I'm really confused. J-- JP, you're gonna have to

    而JP就是這方面的專家了

  • [Stuttering] re- re- re- re-it- iter- re-eter- itter -itur- ate?

    因為他平常就是食這些狗屎的... (XD)

  • REITERATE

    *我們是team10,婊子誰會有空理睬你們。如果我的成員沒有料,我會把他們踢出去,沒錯我就在説你。*

  • it- [shakes hands aroound]

    *你就在乞求著關注,在推特亂吠*

  • F*ck, I got the shakes again.

    * 但你昨晚在 4:52 打給我,我還有你的短訊證明*

  • Goddamnit!

    我完全不明白這歌詞在表達什麽... 是在説他的前女友嗎?

  • J.P. You son of a b*tch!

    那個...過去的就不要再提了好嗎...

  • How DARE YOU?!

    他簡直是天才, 所以這首歌是在嗆他前女友的嗎?

  • How DARE you use my name in the video!

    這就是本來是要嗆我的MV嗎? 因爲歌詞好像是他跟他女友吵架哦?

  • HOW DARE YOU?!?

    *你那晚在 4:52打給我,我還有你的短訊證明, 還有錄音證明~*

  • PewDiePie: That- it may sound here like that

    *別逼我告訴他們真相。*

  • his flow is all off, hey, it may s-

    (笑)

  • it may sound completely terrible. But really here, what

    天啊,他...他

  • JP is doing is a new form of rapping, it's meant to sound like shit.

    如果她跟JP分手,他一定會發瘋哦! 還有那些“錄音證明”~ >w< 那些歌詞...

  • PewDiePie: [tries to wrap like JP]

    ...那些歌詞一定會對她造成心理創傷的... 每個詞語、每一句句子、

  • "Yeah I'm talking about you, you begging

    、他每個面部表情都具有意義, 它們講述了一個令人難以置信的故事

  • for attention, is this how you rap, you just say a bunch of words, and this

    *你那晚在 4:52 打給我,我還有你的短訊證明, 還有錄音證明,別逼我告訴他們真相。*

  • sounds totally wack, and, uh-- I swear I'm not on crack and I-- I just like to smack that

    *拎北的新商品售賣的像“教堂”一樣*

  • booty back, yeah and I'm talking about you."

    “喂,順帶一提我也在賣些新貨哦!” 哈,他剛才在歌詞抱怨他女友...

  • PewDiePie: It's absolutely incredible,

    ...他突然又在自我推銷... “我在賣新商品哦!現在賣的很“教堂”啊!”

  • this sort of rapping takes incredible skills; it takes intellect, it takes

    什麽是“教堂”?...呃...就是那個宗教的會堂啊~

  • talent, it takes years of grinding, years of training, years of preparation, it

    “...你是智障嗎? “教堂”也沒聽過哦?”

  • takes talking sh!t on Twitter, it takes all kinds of sh- it takes so much shit-

    “我的商品賣的很“教堂”?” 他們很明顯已經對歌詞沒有頭緒了。

  • [Pause]

    “喂,那個,我們新推出新商品哦。”

  • and- and- and- Jake Paul will know because he eats food.

    “它們賣的很...等一下...有什麽跟“商品”押韻? ...有了!“教堂”!他們賣的很“教堂”!”

  • PewDiePie: I don't understand what the f*ck is happening here, is he talking about his ex or some

    * 拎北的新商品售賣的像“教堂”一樣*

  • sh*t like that? Please- please let that- okay, I mean, it's-

    *我們來自俄亥俄州,就像口香糖那麽有趣...*

  • it's genius! That's what it is, it's really-- did he make this just for this, is this

    ...我現在有點想死

  • why I'm reacting to this? Because he argues with his girlfriend?

    我不是開玩笑的哦我希望我的病快點了結我...我選擇死亡。我不想了解這破事。

  • [Chuckles]

    我真的不想再聼下去了...

  • PewDiePie: Damn, damn, he goes-- J-- if JP breaks up

    *我們在開槍,還去了紋身因爲很有趣。*

  • with you, he goes hard- "And all the recordings too!" It is-- that is lyrical--

    那個在他大腿的紋身該不會是屌吧?

  • mind blast. There's meaning behind every syllable, every line...

    *想來點樂趣就紋得身,我跑的像博爾特那麽快*

  • (Short pause)

    *試試抓住我啊,我是無法被超越的。第一是我JAKE PAUL的*

  • ...Every facial expression tells an incredible story!

    *老兄這就是我的日常(VLOG)(x3)*

  • PewDiePie: [Chuckle] "Oh, and by the way I just

    *我說這就是老子的日腸!!!*

  • dropped some new merch!!!"

    啊啊啊~

  • [Sad pause]

    那個是什麽?

  • Oh, he b*tches about his girlfriend for like-- for a couple

    那那那個是什麽?!

  • lines and then, "Oh, by the way, got new merch, it's selling like a 'god Church.'"

    那是什麽東西!?

  • PewDiePie: What is a god Church?

    他真的很完美

  • Uhhhhh, it's the church with the God in it, what do you think?

    我這一生沒看過那麽漂亮的男人

  • Oh, what are you stupid? A "god Church," you never heard one of those?

    *沒錯,我能會饒舌, 但我不是黑人貧民區來的~* (註: 美國有一堆黑人饒舌歌手)

  • It's selling like a "god Church."

    *英國是我的城市(?)*

  • I love how they clearly got stuck here.

    wwwwwwwww

  • "Hey, hey, okay, alright we got-- I dropped some new merch,

    那~那啊~啊~

  • how it's selling like a-- what rhymes with merch?

    英國~英國~

  • Uhhhh, church, it's selling like a CHURCH!!"

    *崩潰中*

  • PewDiePie: Legit like I wish that illness killed me now, I- I'm not

    嗯~哦~英國是你的城市哦~

  • joking at all, I want to die, I want to I want to be dead now, I don't want to--

    噢~不~

  • I don't want to, no, no-- I don't want it anymore.

    哦我知道了!你是弱智!

  • PewDiePie: Did he get a tattoo of a d*ck on his leg?

    嗯~我最愛的城市是地球哦!

  • PewDiePie: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    *我不是黑人貧民區來的~ 英國是我的城市~*

  • WHAT IS THAT?!

    *懶得翻譯的無意義歌詞* 注: 假如我沒有在TEAM10的話 那老美就會亂糟糟

  • *small pause*

    *下一段就交給嗆司 因為你知道我們超屌* (不慌,協力譯者來了)

  • WHAT IS--?!

    我注意到 那個胖子的體積真的很龐大

  • W H A T I S T H A T ? !

    夾克都快要被他弄破了...它只剩下一絲氣息了...

  • ???? ?? ???? ??????!!

    *老兄這就是我的日常(VLOG)(x3)*

  • PewDiePie: ..He's absolutely perfect

    *老子的日腸!!!!!!!!!!!**

  • I've never seen a more beautiful man in my entire life.~

    *喲,我是Tessa Brooks,這場競爭已經開始,我已經釣到他們了~*

  • ENGLAND IS MY CITY! (???)

    * 讓我教育你一下*

  • [About to enter a fit of laugher]

    好的,她將會教育我們

  • PewDiePie: Nooooo.....oooo

    * 我不是用教科書的哦~*

  • England...

    任何這樣說話的人 我真的不想讓他來教育我......XD

  • ENGLAND

    “讓我教育你~”

  • [Moan]

    “我不是用教科書!!!!的哦~~”

  • Ohhhhh! England is your city...

    其實我最愛JP的原因...

  • O H N O

    我最愛JP的原因,是他成功了仍然很謙虛。

  • Oh no- oh-- you're retarded.

    *對,他們全都抄襲了我,但他們都是山寨的垃圾。*

  • [groan] Ughhhhhhh!

    *瞧我都穿設計師品牌 大家問我賺多少 我回答10再加六個0。*

  • Err-- my cit- ci- city is the whole planet--

    *我們明天再見,因爲這是我的日腸啊~再見。*

  • england is my city

    我認爲此歌已經扼殺了我, 我從來沒有像現在這麼渴望死亡。

  • PewDiePie: I like how he, uh, he's so fat that he straight-up

    請不要叫救護車,我不會再歸來了,這結束了...

  • destroyed this jacket. Like, look how it's hanging by literally its last thread.

    那個...感謝大家一直以來支持我...

  • PewDiePie: Okay, she's gonna educate us.

    一起看看其他人對此MV的看法吧...

  • PewDiePie: Well, anyone that talks like that-

    *路人甲*: 他歌詞都有打在影片上,真不錯

  • I don't want

    *pewds*: 對啊,他們完全不需要加字幕啊 *路人乙*: 那些歌詞全都吻合........

  • Them to educate me

    *pewds*: 供三小? *路人乙*: 那些歌詞全都吻合了........ *pewds*: 吻合了什麽[email protected][email protected]

  • [Laughs]

    你不能突然這樣説的,你弄到我很好奇啊...説話啊! *路人乙*: 那些歌詞全都吻合了........0_0

  • PewDiePie: "Let me educate ya

    *路人乙*: @[email protected] *你白癡哦?* *pewds*: 我覺得大家能從這取得一些靈感...

  • and we ain't talking

    失陪一下,我先去自殺了...額...

  • ????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *牙*

  • What I love most of all about JP is that-- is besides

    小時候我媽跟我說: “那個小子只會霸凌別人,將來一定沒有出息。” 照片中沒出息的就是小時候霸凌過我的那個人,沒有在唬爛的。“

  • all his success, he remains humble.

  • Jake Paul: Yes they all copy me, but that's some shitty clones

  • PewDiePie: *burps* I think this song has killed me. (me too.)

  • I wanna die more than I've ever died before. Someone

  • please-

  • DON'T call an ambulance

  • Let me just-

  • -Never return. This is it guys,

  • I'm- I- it's been great, it's been great.

  • Let's see what some other people thought about JP's wonderful song--

  • [Random British boy #1] I like how the lyrics are on screen, man.

  • PewDiePie: oh, ah-oh tha-that's always a plus in a rap song.

  • [Random British boy #2] The lyrics just match like....

  • PewDiePie: The what?

  • [#2] The lyrics just match like... [Then his brain stopped]

  • PewDiePie: The lyrics just match WHAT? You can't just say that

  • and then say nothing, please say something else!

  • "You are retard"

  • PewDiePie: I think we all can draw some inspiration from that.

  • Now excuse me while I'm going to kill myself-- ah [YA]

  • [crappy 'Why Can't We Be Friends' instrumental]

  • [Keemstar sighs]

PewDiePie: Ahhhh!

那個...我已經病了好幾天...其實我還在生病...

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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