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  • MmMMMMmmmMMMMMMMmmmmm??

  • Well, there's three rules that you have to learn first.

  • Take it from Number One.

  • **sound effects that is cool**

  • Rule Number One I mean.

  • You gotta have really cool cl- expensive clothing.

  • 100% legit you guys already know what it is

  • It didn't fit me, but I found someone who it fits better

  • and he's gonna buy it straight cash right? I mean I don't know.

  • It just the ugliest hoodie I have seen in my entire life.

  • Rule number two, you need a very expensive Vehicle of Transportation.

  • "Who would have ever thought three years after I graduated from high school, I'll be going to pull up in a Lamborghini"

  • "How insane is that guys I really hope you guys do enjoy this video"

  • "and I'm also bringing this giant camera because I'm having my cousin record everyone's reaction as well"

  • "this is gonna be a dope video and guys smash that like button if you'd want me to"

  • "come pick you up from school in a Lamborghini."

  • **D O U B T 1 0 0**

  • How do you delete the like button, is it possible?

  • *how to delete like button* so you dont accidental click on it

  • **Enter**

  • I mean why else would anyone else watch this mole rat looking twig, It's beyond me *wheeze*

  • Rule Number ThreeEeEe

  • You need hella bitches

  • What are you going to wish for? I wish for health

  • uh happiness and hella bitches

  • so if you want to make it on YouTube, and you don't have it these three things so just *shtttffffckkup*

  • Don't make me laugh. There is..there is however one more answer

  • you can just be a Swedish cock boy that complains about literally everything

  • and just shits on everyone that..that seems to be working as well

  • All right here we go, so here's views, here's flexing

  • And here's..here's how they increase look at that now

  • the other option that you have, is to just shit on everyone else

  • and get used by doing that as well. This is actually surprisingly accurate

  • Today's video topic as you may have guessed is flexing on kids

  • uH cAn YoU bUy tHis cHaiR btW yOu guYs? (399$)

  • It seemed like internet fame these days well

  • It's always been to be honest is

  • The goal that you want to have is to how can you get an army of kids to watch?

  • Kids will buy your merch, and they will click on literally any video

  • No matter what the quality is of it one who controls the kids controls the universe

  • ''Many, who controls the battlefield,

  • controls history."

  • Do I sound bitter enough for you? Don't worry. We're just getting started if you want to be a vlogger on YouTube

  • especially

  • Vloggers know more than anyone else that flexing equals views. It's just a scientific fact

  • I am right about everything and I've never been wrong in my entire life, so I'm gonna tweet out

  • Is there a single popular vlog channel on YouTube that doesn't involve at least some level of flexing as part of their program?

  • Send me prove me wrong

  • Casey Casey nice day

  • AHhahahHAHHA

  • $21,000 first class airplane seat

  • 18,000 a night hotel room moving on pro syndicate gala

  • Let's have a look here alright buying my granddad his dream car, okay alright

  • New Zealand in first class out okay, alright, okay, Russia in first class

  • Okay, all right. Okay. All right breed raisers way. It's my house is finally done, New York first guys

  • No, you're right you guys were right, but it is Mars bars vlogs. Well. Not you you gotta be trolling with me

  • Oh my god Pewdiepie called me out and why does he called me out

  • Listen I'm sure these guys make great videos

  • I'm just trying to prove a point and that is flexing equals views no matter who you are

  • Um david dobrik alright, okay fine

  • Let's have a look our new house

  • Surprising my girlfriend with a Tesla alright

  • He's kind of flexing on his girlfriend more than anything well fine it's the rule is still counting see guys

  • There's no way I'm wrong about this. I've been right every single time in my life

  • Julien Solomita

  • Okay, fine. There's one exception to the rule whatever god damn it Julie and I was trying to prove a point

  • Flexing equals views because kids like to watch it and go wow that's so cool because kids are morons

  • If you're a kid watching just know that you're an idiot

  • And I don't like you, please buy my chair

  • When I was a kid more than anything in the world what I wanted a Gibson guitar

  • so I would constantly go into guitar stores to either try them out, or just look at them that gave me enough joy to just

  • admire them.

  • I don't even play guitar anymore

  • Do you see do you see where I'm getting at here you think you want something?

  • but you don't vlogging on YouTube has essentially become the new window shopping and

  • vloggers know this more than anything and this really goes beyond

  • materialistic things it goes into

  • Portraying oh look we're such a great family

  • Don't you wish you had such a great family to watch our vlogs. What what we're divorced what?

  • What oh look at me and my girlfriend together? We are so happy. There's nothing bad in our relationship. We broke up

  • What look how happy I am in all of my videos

  • All the time you could be happy too as long as you live my lifestyle what I'm depressed

  • How did this happen?

  • It's almost like I portrayed an image that was inaccurate to Who I am and then they'll make a video even about their depression

  • Clickbaiting that as well how far does it go?

  • How low can you go with all these things is it all about showing off these days is that the only thing that matters all

  • The time these days, are you just see money in the title of videos and it's pretty much everywhere

  • Let's see how low we can go let's look at this come straight up go into the bank in this video

  • Holding out five thousand all of cash

  • And I'm gonna be hiding it for you guys

  • Real money in your fucking hand shit's gonna get wild. If you guys like this idea you guys want me to do this against

  • SMaC THAT LIKE BUTTON!11!!!

  • So you don't accidentally click on it.

  • PewDiePie called me Out

  • FaZeRug. 1000 dollars baby.

  • Donating one thousand two random twitch streamers these are quite popular these days

  • Look at his face.

  • There's no freaking way

  • Yes there is Zony.

  • This is a stolen concept from that Mr.Beast did.

  • Donating ten thousand to Fortnite stream if they win the thing about these videos is that if you don't add just a thousand

  • Dollars I know just a thousand, but if you get 1.5 million users in the video

  • You'll make that money back and more and you get more views on your other videos as well

  • So it's not it's really not a big deal.

  • And it's a great way. If you like any form of likable personality and or original ideas to videos.

  • It's a great way to just,

  • Flex on them kids you know and ever since.

  • Mr. Beast made the video of it and got millions and millions of views the mole ride community.

  • Just swarmed across this idea and finally.

  • Finally there's a video idea I can make where I don't have to show my personality

  • But I can just show off that I have a lot of money, and that's making even more money

  • But now it's not just about it clickbaiting kids to watch your expensive lifestyle it now

  • It's even gone so far that you can sell this idea that you can live my lifestyle or if only you pay me

  • $64

  • You may have heard of this, but Jake Paul announced this

  • Sort of masterclass parody copy whatever where you have to take a quiz to find out?

  • What kind of youtuber you are or one to be you enter your email, and then you?

  • Get to watch this video

  • What is up guys

  • I'm Jake Paul

  • And if you know me you probably know all about team 10 as well and at the end of this video

  • I have a crazy new announcement about something. I'm calling team 1000

  • but guys let me slow down a little bit because there wasn't always fancy cars and nice hotels listen up

  • That's right. I come from the bottom, and if you want to be rich too, just pay us

  • $64

  • and you can learn how I make youtube videos

  • *clap clap*

  • Would you like to own a home like this looking barely afford to pay your rent my name is Jordan Belfort

  • And there's no secret to wealth creation no matter who you are no matter where you came from you too. Can become financially independent

  • Independently, I am now financially independently

  • I'm the number one youtuber, and I'm gonna tell it honestly and

  • Straight as possible that the key to success is this

  • You have to buy my chair, it's 399, and if you it's really comfortable so you can become a great fantastic

  • Handsome wonderful youtuber like me, but only by by buying this chair and also it can

  • Yes, in fact, do this. How about that guys?

  • You're welcome everyone you're welcome for someone that doesn't really get it

  • I don't get the whole

  • Flexing thing sure if you want to buy expensive things and you want to feel proud of it and showing it off

  • Is that illegal now of course not?

  • There's no shame in that, but that's not really what we're discussing here either is it this whole obsession with money and showing off wealth

  • It feels like I'm watching a bunch of Neanderthals in front of a shiny object. Oh, whoa. Whoa oh wow look at that

  • It's pathetic it's lowlife and don't buy into this idea stop buying in today's idea

  • And I'm so sick of seeing it everywhere in music industry

  • it's the thing that sells the most and every rapper ever that you listen to is all about just flexing and

  • Showing up that there might have money, and it's so

  • sickening and and I

  • And I to keep asking like where does the line draw where do people stop caring about money and actually care about some form of?

  • Respect is that how high is that price for people because it seems like it's getting higher and higher and higher

  • How much people just want wealth more than anything you add the rapper twenty one Savage who?

  • Built his brand around street cred, but no he made a video with Jake Paul why?

  • why? 21 why

  • Do you wanna DJ? -Yeah You'll DJ

  • You know what? -You're gonna DJ Imma DJ

  • You always doing music stuff.

  • Apparently

  • 21 announced a couple, this is a couple months ago

  • But now he announced that he is no longer going to spend money on chains

  • And he's no longer going to buy all these other things to show off wealth

  • And he wants to start investing into property and stuff like that instead 21 savage

  • No longer wears jewelry buying houses investing in businesses crypto new startups is what he want to make cool for young rappers to do

  • Thank you. Thank you. Thank you 21. He's back everybody

  • I was so glad to hear this cuz I hope at least this means that more people are waking up to the idea that it's

  • Not cool

  • To idolize these fools This Idiots

  • These scumbags, be smart about your wealth and stop clicking on videos that has money signs in the thumbnail you dummy

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