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  • Let me tell you about my favourite website. (wut..)

    讓我告訴你們 我最喜歡的網站

  • *dramatic music*

    是...是buzz... 是...呃

  • It's, it's bu- It's uhh...

    是buzz... 是BuzzFeed

  • It's buzz- It's BuzzFeed.

    我真的喜歡...

  • *dramatic choir*

    我真的喜歡...

  • I really like-

    我真的喜歡BuzzFeed

  • I really like-

    我想它是個好...

  • I really like BuzzFeed.

    是個好網站

  • I think it's a good...

    我想它相當的... 至少它不壞...它還不錯!!

  • It's a good website.

    它不是爛網站

  • I think it's pretty- It's not bad at leas- It's not bad!

    它是個youtube頻道

  • It's not a bad website.

    我...我怎麼會知道?!

  • It's a youtube channel! (DUHH!!)

    BuzzFeed搞清楚了,好嗎?!

  • What do- What do I know?

    我每天都在想 我應該做什麼影片

  • Well, BuzzFeed, figured it out, okay?

    很明顯BuzzFeed搞清楚 他媽的該做什麼

  • Everyday I think about, what video, should I make?

    2元熱狗 vs 169元熱狗

  • BuzzFeed clearly figured out, what the fuck to do.

    7百萬觀看次數

  • 2 dollar hotdog, versus, 169 dollar hotdog.

    非常感謝

  • BAM!

    那是7萬美金 那我拿走了

  • 7 million views!

    影片用了171元 你拿回7000回來

  • Thank you, very much!

    100元運動鞋 vs 25000元運動鞋

  • That will be 70 grand, I'll take that one.

    真天才!

  • 171 dollars on a video, and bam, you got 7 grand back.

    現在我是個貪心的瑞典小混蛋

  • 100 dollar sneaker, versus 25,000 dollar sneaker.

    你懂得,我有個更好的主意 我就直說了

  • GENIUS!

    1元的尿 vs 200元的尿

  • Now, me being a greedy little Swedish bastard,

    5元比薩 vs 500元比薩

  • You know, I got some better ideas, straight off the bat.

    但知道嗎!這是老梗了

  • 1 dollar piss, versus 200 dollar piss.

    真有趣

  • 5 dollar pizza, versus 500 dollar pizza.

    然後我吃的時候 丟的到處都是

  • But get this! It's moldy!

    5元妓女 vs 200元妓女

  • That's hilarious.

    看,我想要知道她真實的價值

  • And then I'll throw up everywhere when I eat it.

    然後 200元妓女 vs 動畫抱枕

  • 5 dollar prostitute, versus 200 dollar prostitute.

    真難抉擇

  • See, I wanna actually know the value!

    你們現在做影片日誌?

  • And like, a 200 dollar prostitute versus anime pillow.

    這他媽三小??!!

  • That's a tough one!

    BuzzFeed你們應該要

  • Oh, you make vlogs now?

    快又閃的影片內容

  • GUY IN VIDEO:"Dude those are pretty fresh actually"

    有人發現了youtube演算法囉

  • THE FFING GUY IN THE VID: Yeah they are customs actually..

    讓我來試試一些...

  • What the fuck is this?

    一些vs,好嗎

  • BuzzFeed you were supposed to be

    看看我們可以想到什麼

  • quick and snappy content

    這真的...

  • oh

    言歸正傳,我所做的 只是分裂我跟buzzfeed

  • *chuckles*

    有點悲傷,對吧

  • someone found out about the youtube algorithm

    無論如何,來做吧~

  • let's go and try some-

    *1元的尿 vs 680元的尿*

  • some vurses ok

    好的各位

  • see what we can come up with

    這是件大事

  • it's really-

    不是每個人都有這個 但我們從一個日本網站得到了它

  • really gotten to that point huh, where I just rip on buzzfeed

    非常獨家

  • kinda sad isn't it

    非常...非常高品質的水 它要價...

  • ANYWAY LET'S DO THIS

    680英鎊

  • *more intense choir music*

    就一個水壺

  • alright guys

    這是來自日本的鑽石水 有被過濾過

  • this is pretty big deal

    它有自己的過濾系統 所以它過濾...

  • not everyone has this but we managed to get from the Japanese website

    它持續過濾自己

  • very exclusive

    沒有比像這樣的日本鑽石水 還要更純淨的水了

  • very- very high quality water it costs-

    你知道嗎,我還蠻興奮去喝它

  • 6-680 pounds (roughly $842)

    這是很貴的水 謝謝你youtube

  • for one bottle

    但是...

  • it's diamond water from Japan it's been filtrated

    我更興奮去喝尿

  • it has it's own filtration system so it filter-

    這不是每個人都買得起的

  • it continuously filters itself

    我真的...

  • there's no purer water than Japanese diamond water like this

    我真的很自豪,他們送這個給我們 因為我不用付錢

  • y'know I'm pretty excited to drink this

    600英鎊 真的很瘋狂

  • it's pretty expensive water... thank you youtube (where to buy that?)

    這是便宜的水

  • but

    只是自來水

  • I'm more excited to drink the piss

    我很興奮因為 這個還會噴水霧

  • it's a thing that not everyone can afford

    幾乎就像在喝它

  • I'm really-

    等不及用我的尿來做

  • I'm really proud that they sent it to us 'cause I'm not- I'm not gonna pay for it

    好的,所以我要喝這個水

  • 600 pounds that's pretty crazy

    這是便宜的水

  • this is the cheap water

    然後,我要尿在這裡面

  • just tap water

    我們再等一天

  • I'm excited 'cause this one comes with a mist

    然後我再喝這個水 也就是貴的水

  • it's almost like drinking it

    然後我會把水尿回這瓶子

  • can't wait to do this with my piss

    然後我會喝它

  • okay so I'm gonna drink this water

    然後我鑑賞一下

  • this is the cheap water

    哪一種尿比較好喝

  • then, I'm gonna piss in this

    1元尿還是600元尿

  • we're gonna wait a day

    這水嘗起來真的...

  • then I'm gonna drink this water, the expensive water.

    我愛Buzzfeed

  • and then I'm gonna piss this water back in the bottle

    它是我最愛的...

  • and then I'm gonna drink it

    我在等尿出來

  • and then I'm gonna value it

    好的各位 *幾小時後*

  • which piss tastes better

    我喝完我的...

  • $1 piss or $600 piss

    我第一個水

  • *gargles and tries to speak but I can't understand him so...*

    但我基本上要去...

  • this water tastes really-

    現在去撇尿

  • *gargles*

    開始吧

  • I love buzzfeed

    好的

  • it's my favorite

    有了

  • I was waiting for the piss to come

    哇...這有一點...

  • ok guys

    有點奇怪...

  • I finished my-

    我需要喝多一點水 這個...

  • my first water

    不ok

  • but I'm basically going to

    ok

  • take a piss right now

    明天見

  • here we go

    晚安

  • alright

    這聞起來真不錯 *隔天*

  • I got it

    好的,歡迎回來

  • wow it's a li-

    是時候來喝貴的水了 我很好奇它嘗起來如何 因為Buzzfeed...

  • kinda weird lo-

    還沒試過

  • man I need to drink more water, this is-

    我的月光寶瓶

  • not ok

    好開始吧

  • *gagging*

    我不想灑出來一滴 你知道嗎

  • ok

    每一... 你能想像這一滴要多少錢嗎?!

  • see you tomorrow

    好的

  • goodnight

    開始吧

  • it smells really nice

    我的天

  • alright, welcome back

    真驚人

  • it's time to drink the expensive water I'm really curious what it tastes like 'cause buzzfeed

    我像個新的人

  • haven't tried this

    我的天 我的頭腦...

  • my moonshine jar

    輕飄飄的

  • alright here we go

    5元辣醬 vs 5000元辣醬

  • I don't wanna spill a drop

    5百萬元 vs 5千萬元

  • every- imagine how much a drop costs from this

    pewdiepie人形立牌 vs 真的pewdiepie

  • alright

    它嘗起來很純粹

  • here we go

    就像你媽的屁股

  • *dramatic music*

    舌尖真的嘶嘶的(?)

  • oh my god

    但尿真的喝起來不一樣嗎??

  • it's amazing!

    再見...到當我需要撇個尿的時候

  • I'm like a new man!

    他在尿尿,他在尿尿 *幾小時後*

  • oh my god my mind has been-

    為什麼你要尿在...

  • it's been levitated

    尿在碗裡??!!

  • $5 hot sauce vs. $5,000 hot sauce

    你還沒拿瓶子

  • 5 million dollars vs. 50 million dollars

    我停不下來

  • a cardboard cutout of pewdiepie vs. real pewdiepie

    我能拿... 我可以進去嗎??

  • it tastes pure

    等等...不要!

  • like yo momma's ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    等等... 別擔心,別擔心

  • the tip of the tongue really sizzles

    我找到一個杯子

  • bUT WILL THE PISS TASTE DIFFERENT!?

    -我有一點... -他尿在杯子裡

  • see you... when I need to take a piss

    我接到了一點

  • *Brad's voice offscreen* "He's pissing, he's pissing"

    -為什麼你不把瓶子拿進去?? -淦!淦!

  • Brad: "WHY ARE YOU PISSING-

    我的天哪

  • INTO A BOWL!?"

    別擔心

  • Brad: "You haven't got the bottle."

    你認真的嗎??

  • *pewds in the bathroom*: "I CAN'T STOP."

    別...別擔心

  • Brad: "can I br- can I come in?"

    -擊掌! -不 不 不 不 不 肏你的,離我遠一點

  • pewds: "wait just no"

    ok現在把尿倒進去

  • pewds: "wait don't worry, don't worry."

    天哪!!

  • pewds: "I found a cup."

    因為它有過濾器

  • pewds: "I got a lo-" Brad (laughing): "he pissed in a cup."

    對吧?所以它應該...

  • pewds: "I got a little bit."

    它應該不會太糟

  • Brad: "Why didn't you take the bottle in?" pewds (whispering): "shit shit"

    這真是...

  • Brad: OH MY GOD

    令人失望的少

  • pewds: "don't worry 'bout it."

    我該先喝哪一個?? 先從這開始??

  • Brad: "Are you serious!?"

    喔肏

  • pewds: "don't- don't worry about it."

    天殺的

  • pewds: "high 5! :D " Brad: "NO NO NO NO NO fuck you, stay away."

    該死

  • ok now we put the piss in

    你認真的嗎??

  • Brad (laughing): "oh my god!"

    我會停止拍攝

  • 'cause it has the filter

    這很衛生

  • right? so it should-

    不它沒有

  • it shouldn't be too bad

    ok所以這是便宜的測試品

  • what are they- what a-

    我要用...喝

  • disappointing amount

    不好喝

  • which one do I start with? do I start with this?

    嘿Brad

  • oh shit

    你要你的聖誕獎金嗎?

  • Brad: "fucks sake"

    yee

  • Brad: "damn"

    在這

  • Brad: "are you serious?"

    但要噴在你臉上

  • Brad: "I will stop filming"

  • this is sanitary

    噴一下

  • Brad: "no it isn't"

  • ok so this is the cheap test

    你不想要...

  • I'm gonna drink it from the-

    50英鎊??

  • *dramatic music*

    我想要 因為...

  • *gagging*

    來吧

  • Brad: *gagging*

    我要...

  • *dramatic music*

    你要的話 你就要被噴一下

  • doesn't taste good...

    先給我50英鎊

  • hey Brad

    我已經...

  • you want your Christmas bonus?

    我相信你會搶回去

  • Brad: yee

    不!等等 我還沒準備好

  • here

    等等!等等!

  • then one mist in your face

    噁!

  • Brad: no

    感覺如何??

  • one mist

    好的Buzzfeed

  • Brad: no

    來看看你試這個

  • you don't want-

    這新鮮多了

  • 50 pounds? (roughly $62)

    好溫暖

  • Brad: "I mean I do because-"

    它有聖誕感覺,知道嗎?

  • come on

    嘗起來就像聖誕節

  • Brad: "I want-"

    所以問題來了

  • no, you want the m- you have to take the mist

    1元的尿 vs 600元的尿

  • Brad: "give me the 50 pounds first"

    結果會讓你驚呆

  • I already-

    是...

  • Brad: "I'm gonna trust you'll snatch it away"

    啤酒!!

  • *dramatic music*

    究極惡作劇,各位

  • Brad: *screams* "AHH No wait I wasn't ready"

    一直都是啤酒

  • Brad: "wait wait"

    被整到的話 按個讚吧

  • pewds: *laughing* "ew"

    這是600元的水,雖然我不喜歡它的味道 它嘗起來像在浪費你的錢

  • Michael: "How was it?"

    謝謝收看

  • alright buzzfeed

    不要拉近啦!

  • let's see you try this

  • *dramatic music*

  • Brad: "it's so much fresher"

  • so warm

  • it has that Christmas feeling y'know

  • tastes just like Christmas

  • so here's the question

  • $1 piss versus $600 piss

  • the result might shock you

  • (wait for it.....) (WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!)

  • It's.....

  • BEER!!

  • ( back at it again with that clickbait )

  • Wow (srsly pewds?)

  • The epic prank guys..

  • It was beer all along.

  • Leave a like if you got pranked.

  • "this was a 600 dollar water though and i did enjoy the taste. it tasted like wasting your fucking money

  • Thank you for watching.

  • *snickers* "stop zooming"

  • *shook*

Let me tell you about my favourite website. (wut..)

讓我告訴你們 我最喜歡的網站

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