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  • Oh what are you still doing you YouTube nubbs.

    *咳嗽*

  • those sons of bitches they took all my

    你還在那裡幹嘛?

  • money but they demonetized all my videos.

    Youtube,那狗娘養的

  • as you can see by this background I'm

    他們拿走我所有的錢 *咳嗽*

  • living in in the,

    它們剝奪我所有的影片, 如你所見 藉由這個背景

  • I'm living in the slums I'm eating,

    我住在...

  • Edgar's dog food that's right I I made

    我住在貧民窟了

  • some bad investments okay I did I I

    我只能吃Edgar的狗糧,沒錯

  • thought it was going to work out who

    我,我做了些爛投資 好嗎,我 我

  • knew rats could it live underneath water

    我想著這樣能解決

  • okay maybe I maybe I should have seen

    誰知道老鼠在水面下活不了?

  • that one coming

    好吧,也許我-

  • god dammit why do I invest all my money

    ...也許我該料到那會發生 靠腰,我為什麼會

  • in the rat under water rats nah leprosy

    將我所有錢投資在那隻老鼠---那隻水面下的老鼠? *咳嗽*

  • I have leprosy now I'm gonna have to get

    痲瘋病

  • a new job don't you understand the

    我現在得了痲瘋病了

  • serious and see of the situation why

    我得找個新工作 你難道不懂

  • aren't you looking at me huh well no I

    這情況的嚴重性嗎? 你幹嘛

  • have not something that moment I'm gonna

    看著我,哼?

  • have to find another job what job am i

    不,我還沒陷那麼深。 我只要

  • qualified what talents do I have as a

    找另一份工作

  • youtuber as a joke because youtubers

    哪種工作我比較拿手? 我有哪些才華?

  • doesn't have talent Photoshop Photoshop

    做為一個YouTuber? *笑*

  • that's right

    (這是一個笑話啦因為YouTubers沒有才華)

  • Aynsley Photoshop let's see on Twitter

    Photoshop,沒錯

  • what people want made a rotor shop daddy

    Ainsley. *Bing!*

  • oh five as a happy wholesome American

    讓我們看看推特,人們想要我

  • family now that's just straight-up

    將DaddyOFive P成健康快樂的

  • impossible

    美國人家庭 嗯那簡直不可能

  • don't be ridiculous Danville cinnamon

    不要搞笑了,Dan Bull

  • toast can the future of YouTube right

    Cinnamon ToastKen- "未來的YouTube" 在這兒

  • there zooming on the nipple

    在奶頭上放大

  • the real future of YouTube you just go

    *戲劇性音樂*

  • to the trending tab and look whatever

    想知道未來的YouTube

  • cancer is on that shit

    只要去熱門標籤

  • we got Roman Atwood Vox iJustine and

    看看在那屎上有什麼癌症之類的

  • what's up mom's Photoshop Wall Street

    我們有Roman Atwood, Vox, iJustine 和WhatsUpMoms.

  • Journal into a good publication okay

    "將華爾街時報P成好的刊物"

  • that should be easy enough I accept your

    好的 那應該夠簡單了

  • challenge

    我接受你的挑戰

  • all right we have the Wall Street

    好的,我們這裡有華爾街時報的logo

  • Journal logo here and let's let's make

    讓我們,呃,做點

  • some fine-tuning adjustments change the

    一些讓它好轉的調整 讓字小一些

  • letters a little bit we rearranged

    改變,本質上的改變,

  • essentially just rearrange what we're

    我們正看著的這個

  • looking at here oh wow it's it's

    呃喔 哇嗚

  • starting to look like something could it

    這看起來開始像某種東西了

  • be a good publication my god let's add

    這可能變成好的刊物嗎? 老天

  • some coloring beautiful

    讓我們上點色 漂亮!

  • Dolan that will be fede bucks okay you

    呃,Dolan,那樣50元,行嗎?

  • can PayPal me who's chaos says fuck me

    你可以 PayPal我喔 *眨眼*

  • up well this has already been

    WhosChaos說"把我搞砸吧"

  • photoshopped okay you clearly use some

    恩,這已經被P過了,好吧

  • fucking filter to smooth out his skin

    你顯然用了些靠北的濾鏡...去磨你的皮

  • what are you fucking I what can we do

    你是在幹...

  • with this I don't fucking know I'm going

    好吧,我們可以怎麼做?

  • to be honest here you look like shit I'm

    我要誠實一點

  • sorry you don't look great but

    你看起來像屎

  • there-there is the solution okay I have

    我很抱歉 你看起來不棒

  • a problem with the fact that you're

    但...有解決的方法好嗎

  • trying to steal my hair and but I will

    我有個問題

  • say you have a huge fucking nose and

    你在偷打我頭髮的主意對吧

  • that you know represent as a fellow

    但我會說

  • member of the big-ass nose community I

    你有個超他媽大的鼻子

  • appreciate you and I want to accentuate

    做為一個

  • your best features why I can't submit by

    大屁鼻協會的成員,我欣賞你 然後我想

  • just lifting them up just a tiny bit we

    加強你最好的面貌

  • don't want you to look weird or bad or

    就是把它提高然後弄小一點

  • anything so let's just do that

    我們不希望你看起來很奇怪或糟糕什麼的

  • so let's describe that beautiful nose

    所以我們就那樣做吧

  • and let's get rid of you wow that is

    所以讓我們抓起那美麗的鼻子

  • look Wow

    讓我們擺脫你

  • can you tell I'm good at Photoshop oh my

    哇喔 那看起來─

  • god it looks so real

    哇你可以說我很會p? 喔買尬

  • can't you tell by the pixels yep I'm

    看起來好真實

  • definitely not regretting spending time

    你不能藉由像素說明?

  • on this one I definitely think this was

    對的,我絕對不後悔

  • worth the effort make him happy

    花時間在這個上

  • who cries on camera what a goddamn loser

    我覺得這努力超級值得

  • I can't allow that to happen I will do

    讓他開心 誰會在鏡頭前哭

  • it for free this should be easy

    真是個天殺的魯蛇 我不允許這發生

  • oh fuck I fucked it up I fucked it up

    我會免費做這個 這應該很簡單

  • goddamnit I'm not cut out for this

    喔幹!我搞砸了 我他媽搞砸了

  • that's not just mean G make me into a

    真是天殺的 把這卡掉啊

  • dodge please notice me senpai it's my

    *笑*

  • dream to be in one of your vids well

    jasmine g:"把我變成狗拜託"

  • your wish is my command as long as you

    "注意到我吧前輩 出現在你的影片裡是我的夢想"

  • pay pal I have a feeling she's gonna

    嗯,你的希望就是對我的命令,只要你PayPal

  • regret this I just found the perfect

    我有種感覺她會後悔這個的

  • dodge the perfect I mean already I can't

    我找到一隻完美的狗 超完美的

  • tell the difference alright let's start

    我的意思是我不能講出差異了

  • with the eyes make it make it nice and

    好了,我們先動眼睛

  • simple to be honest already you look ten

    讓它,讓它很棒又簡單

  • times better Felix the plastic surgeon

    老實說,妳已經看起來好看十倍了

  • here to fulfill all your needs moving on

    這滿足了你所有需求

  • to the note that looks great

    接下來是鼻子 那看起來好讚

  • I love my lime thank you for asking yes

    我愛我的生活 謝謝你這麼要求

  • I think we're getting somewhere next

    好的,我覺得我們到某個地方了

  • time it'd be really great if you could

    下次,如果你可以寄給我像是小一點的照片那就太棒了

  • send me in like a little lower rest

    那會很有幫助,謝謝你

  • photo that would be really helpful thank

    看來我們必須給你

  • you it looks like we're gonna have to

    完整的一副新牙

  • give you a complete new set of teeth yes

    好 現在只剩耳朵

  • yes now just the ears I don't see your

    我沒看到你的耳朵

  • ear so I'm just gonna have to guess

    我只能猜了

  • actually never mind there's a little ear

    事實上,不要緊,這裡有一點小耳朵

  • tip that's all we got to work with

    那就是我們要處理的 那就是我們要做的

  • that's all we were doing yeah yes proper

    正確的狗耳朵

  • dog ears wow look at that

    哇喔 看看那個

  • and you're really wearing a necklace so

    然後你也戴了項鍊了

  • there there you go Oh oh my god Jesus

    所以,這是你要的

  • Christ

    喔買尬 基督啊

  • let's have a little look-see before

    讓我們看看 -之前

  • after my god you look great honey

    之後!!!

  • not only 50 bucks thank you oh my god if

    我的老天,妳看起來超棒,寶貝! 那就50元了 謝謝 喔買尬

  • this continues I might be able to

    如果這持續下去 我可能

  • support myself make me into a helicopter

    支撐我自己了

  • you know what I feel privileged to help

    "把我變成一台直升機" 你知道嗎

  • you in your transition into an Apache

    能幫到你我覺得很榮幸

  • helicopter you're so brave let's take

    把你變成一台阿帕契直升機 你真勇敢

  • your sorry don't mean to be rude but you

    就拿你的

  • have weird ass fingers disgusting but

    抱歉,不是故意沒禮貌但 你有奇怪的手指 噁爆了

  • they will make you fly fucking like did

    但他們會讓你飛起來

  • you have to cover up your whole goddamn

    幹,你有必要遮住

  • face Wow

    你整個天殺的臉嗎?

  • so brave okay what a grace is it yeah

    哇嗚 真是勇敢 OK多棒的一個 *笑*

  • fucking dumb oh my god okay ah

    天殺的,笨到靠北 喔買尬 OK呃...

  • another satisfied customer

    *拍手* 又一位滿意的客戶

  • Wow it feels great that I can make

    哇嗚

  • people feel good can you give me big

    讓人們更好感覺真不錯

  • muscular arms a poor soul in pain in

    "你能給我一雙有大肌肉的手臂嗎?"

  • need he doesn't have any arms it will be

    一個可憐的靈魂很痛苦,很需要

  • my honor my privilege and my duty you

    他沒有手臂

  • know some people say that using

    那會成為我的光榮 我的榮幸

  • Photoshop generated arms is unethical

    你知道,有些人說

  • dangerous can cause life's

    用Photoshop P上一般手臂

  • life-threatening disease no I say no

    是不道德的 是危險的

  • there's nothing wrong with it there's

    會造成生命,生命威脅的疾病

  • nothing wrong with having arms and if

    不 我說不

  • you have a problem with having arms

    擁有手臂才沒有錯

  • you've got a problem with me because I

    而且如果你對於擁有手臂有成見

  • have arms what the fuck am I talking

    你就是和我有成見

  • about dude you're gonna look so small we

    因為我有手臂

  • need to work out when you look this good

    我他媽在講什麼?

  • when you look this good boy damn dog you

    誰還需要運動

  • go fuck them hoes up hit man you look

    你看起來這麼棒啊男孩 天殺的

  • fucking at a touch

    你可以幹爆婊子們了!!!

  • holy shit damn you look amazing another

    幹,老兄,你看起來超他媽緊的啦

  • satisfied customer thank you give

    天啊靠,耶,你看起來超讚

  • Gerrard his eyebrows back what happened

    又一個滿意的客戶!

  • to Gerard's eyebrows you know what not

    感恩你

  • Mike not none of my business

    "將 Gerard的眉毛還給他"

  • not a my Beza I've always wondered I

    Gerard的眉毛出啥問題啦?

  • know you think you've thought the same

    你知道嗎 這不

  • thing I've always wondered what would it

    不干我的事 不干我的事好嗎

  • be like to have ok meseta let's say it

    我一直很困惑

  • on three one two caterpillar eyebrows

    我知道你在想─

  • yes on point how high five

    你想到了同一件事

  • caterpillar eyebrows is the new hippest

    我一直很困惑啊

  • trend that a lot of people don't know

    如果那樣的話會怎樣

  • about I was a fan of caterpillar before

    好吧,我們就說出來吧,倒數3秒

  • caterpillars were cool okay alright

    1,2

  • alright

    毛毛蟲眉毛

  • caterpillars it's my thing it's what I

    沒錯 正中紅心

  • define my identity around

    耶,擊掌啦

  • peddlers I've been thinking about this

    毛毛蟲眉毛

  • caterpillar thing for a long time

    就是新時尚的趨勢

  • and I want you to know Gerard if you

    還超多人不知道的勒

  • actually want me to hit you up with some

    我以前很怕毛毛蟲

  • caterpillar eyebrows I can give you a

    其實毛毛蟲很酷啦,好嗎

  • discount just because I really like your

    好的,好的

  • music would you like some candy Peter a

    毛毛蟲是我的東西

  • bee we came down there and come now you

    這就是確信我身分的,毛毛蟲

  • get to caterpillar for free you get one

    我有想過這個

  • caterpillar is a friend that's Frank you

    毛毛蟲很久了

  • get to print a caterpillar free while

    而我想讓你知道,Gerard,

  • hillocks it looks good

    如果你確實要我 替你

  • it looks really good it feels rewarding

    弄上一些毛毛蟲眉毛

  • it's Edgar's turn to be in the middle

    我可以給你一點折扣

  • thank you so cute

    因為我很喜歡你的音樂

  • Jesus guys chill it was pretty pie come

    想來點毛毛蟲眉毛嗎? 我們完成了

  • on Wallace read you want fortify I swear

    然後你也得到了

  • I can tell you everything about the fuck

    兩隻免費的毛毛蟲

  • fix this okay no problem

    你得到了一個朋友,你得到一位朋友,毛毛蟲朋友

  • you're welcome

    哇,他看起來─

  • you're welcome that'll be another 50

    他看起來真的很棒

  • here's a classic example of how the fuck

    那看起來就像被賞賜

  • am I supposed to do that turn me into

    "輪到Edgar在中間了"

  • this pug okay well you're covering your

    *笑*

  • whole guy do you have glasses and a

    牠好可愛

  • fucking mug in your face how am I

    老天啊,大夥,冷靜點那是pewdiepie呀

  • supposed to do that now just because you

    拜託,華爾街周刊,你想要的是PooDiePie,我保證

  • made such a dumb suggestion I'm going to

    我可以和你說關於他的每件事

  • turn this cup into the pod look what an

    *笑*三小啊

  • amazing time that part of that mug has

    "修好他"....恩

  • what the fuck am i doing

    好喔沒問題

  • god dammit the fucking on monetization

    不客氣啦

  • man I don't know what to do I don't know

    不用客氣

  • what to do but now I know thanks to you

    那又是50元了

  • guys and my amazing talent we can work

    這是個經典的例子去...

  • this out together

    我他媽該怎麼做啊?

  • appreciate you and as always a little

    "把我變成這隻巴哥犬"

  • high came in without one

    好,嗯你把你整個遮住了 天殺的─你還有眼鏡

Oh what are you still doing you YouTube nubbs.

*咳嗽*

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