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  • *Sad music*

  • UGH!

  • I don't believe it

  • How could this happen to me?

  • BTS...They unfollowed me!

  • Why-are we still here?

  • *background* Just to suffer. Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm *background monologue continues*

  • They used to follow me! What-what happ-that was wrong

  • What happened?

  • What did I do wrong?

  • WHAT DID I DOOOO? D,X

  • WHY DID YOU FOLLOW ME IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO UNFOLLOW ME AFTERWARDS?!

  • WHAT THE FUUUCK AAGH

  • I'm going to have to read the Reddit roast to feel better about myself.

  • This is the lowest point of my fucking life.

  • This is the-it doesn't get worse.

  • Okay, let's do this. *Airhorn*

  • I am the perfect man. There's nothing to roast about. But let's just see it anyway.

  • To see what you guys said.

  • What kind of mean things you guys said

  • Okay well here, here first of all, I apparently did it wrong; you're not supposed to use the phones and tablets.

  • Okay here's the first one, 14,000 points:

  • "Judging from the quality of this thread I think you're going to struggle to make this video...10..."

  • You don't know how long this video is going to be.

  • "He's going to read it slow"

  • No I'm not...

  • "And repeat at different volumes and levels-"

  • God-oh, you think you know everything, do you. You think you know ever-oh, okay.

  • That's great he has a sound board for-SHUT UP *airhorn*

  • "If he reads this comment chain in the video, he will do exactly what we're describing but exaggerate in an attempt to mock us."

  • Oh you think you know everything, huh?

  • "That phase when not sure if fans providing content or haters trying to actually roast"

  • EH

  • Good job. Good job. You know what? I appreciate the 10 minutes.

  • How long are we? How long are we into this?

  • Um

  • "Let's give him something to speak about. Hey Pewds, try making a video on how you felt when Wall Street Journal

  • and Disney made you cry one camera to 12 years olds for their support."

  • Well, I guess that means you're 12, because you watched it. Ha, can't argue with facts.

  • Straight up...disproving your point.

  • Fucking got 'em

  • "He'll doing like every other video"

  • Well, I cant fucking understand you, so, roast declined. Got 'em.

  • *Airhorn**Jackspedicey scream*

  • "I miss"-HAHAHA-"I miss 2006 Pewdiepie, when you didn't have a youtube channel."

  • WELL JOKE'S ON YOU BITCH, CAUSE I DID!

  • And it was called youtube.com/pewdie Disproven! 2016! Disproven!

  • Can't argue with facts! Fuck you!

  • "Leave this guy-leave the guy alone. It must be hard when every time you go to someone else's house-

  • -You expect to see Chris Hanen asking you to take a seat and question why you spend all day talking to kids on youtube."

  • ONLY KIDS WATCH PEWDIEPIE HAHAHAHAHHAA Oh, that's fuckin-shut up.

  • Anyway, I don't care. Whatever.

  • Listen, you guys don't understand. BTS unfollowed me on twitter. Words can't hurt me anymore.

  • I have already broken and I can't be fixed.

  • Sticks and stones, uh, BTS unfollows.

  • *BTS music playing in background*

  • Ruined. It's ruined-you ruined-RUINED!

  • "Your channel peaked when you didn't have face cam"

  • Oh yeah, well joke's on you, cause fuck you. There ya go You're welcome.

  • Weak. Weak. These roasts are weak.

  • Roasts? More like..."hey, did someone turn up the AC a little bit?"

  • Yeah, I laugh at my own ones, so shut up

  • "You look like the only man in the world who actually managed to grow his virginity back"

  • "And that's assuming somehow he lost it in the first place"

  • OH SHIT I'M A VIRGIN By the way, none of your concern, but I put my penis in many places.

  • Uh, that you don't have to worry-you don't have to worry about it, okay?

  • "As you get older and your face settles into adult looks, you're going from 'cute young Swede'-

  • -to 'Lurch from the Addams family' at an incredible rate"

  • Wait, who's Lurch? I don't know who Lurch is.

  • AHAHA I see it, I 100% see it. What the fuck? God damnit

  • Reading: "You ruined more 12 year olds than the Catholic Church"

  • Hey man. That's low for the Catholic Church, man Come on. Let em alone.

  • "The creativity for the roasts in this comment section is on par with the creativity on your channel"

  • *Airhorn* Yes.

  • "Your content reminds me of IKEA: simply, cheaply made, and put together quickly with no real effort"

  • Ah, that's good. That one was good. I'll give you that one.

  • You know what? I love IKEA and I'll take it. You know what? I'll take it.

  • It's surprisingly accurate as well.

  • "To be fair, it can't be easy to think of fresh content this many years into the game"

  • *Airhorn* That's fucking right! I wanna see you try doing an upload daily videos every single God damn day, okay?

  • Yeah, I think I've done a lot of great videos. Of course some of them aren't gonna be top notch.

  • But at least I fucking try.

  • I try at least, okay? I fucking try. I try my best. What am I supposed to do? *BURP*

  • If I don't upload videos daily, people be like "he's lazy now!" but if I don't, if I upload videos daily,

  • People are like "he's running out of ideas!" I can't wait, no matter what I do, there's no win!

  • Except if I do the videos 10 minutes

  • Cause the ads. The ads always win.

  • Why are we still here? Just to suffer. Every night, I feel my leg.

  • "I'm not giving you free content, you lazy cunt."

  • Well you just did. *airhorn* Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

  • *Applause* Thank you, I appreciate it. Thank you.

  • I like this one. "Low budget filthy frank" okay yeah, I heard it a million times. "Higher budget, still worse"

  • "Ever since you bleached you hair, you look like a lesbian."

  • Uh, well I mean I guess that's true.

  • Hey, it's a bleach joke, everyone. It's a drinking bleach joke, everyone. Ha-top of the morning to you laddies

  • Drink bleach and kill yourself, man!

  • AHAHA "The humor of Amy Schumer with a personality of Cameron Diaz."

  • *Airhorn* Thank you guys, thank you. 'Preciate it.

  • All right, well it looks like that's uh, that's uh the roast. Good job everyone.

  • Thank you reddit for roasting me. I appreciate you taking the time. I feel honored.

  • Um, I feel honored to be uh slightly, "heated up", I think is more like the term.

  • BTS unfollowed me. And nothing else is ever going to hurt that much. It's not your fault, Reddit.

  • It's BTS. Okay? You gave it your best shot, but nothing will ever hurt as much as BTS unfollowing me on twitter.

  • Why am I still here? God fucking damnit.

  • What did I do wrong. I make a video praising them, saying I love them.

  • I wanna be them. I wanna marry them. But apparently not good enough!

  • Is the video 10 minutes yet?

  • *Relaxing music for the sole purpose of subtlely elongating the video to 10 minutes*

  • Almost there...

  • Aw yiss...

*Sad music*

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