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  • Today...

    今天...

  • Today, I am finally going to play the most requested game of all time.

    我終於要來玩...

  • I am finally going to play...

    大家瘋狂敲碗...

  • ... the most requested game...

    的遊戲...

  • ... of all time.

    我特別愛其中一款的遊戲名稱...

  • One of my...

    不只造就今天的我...

  • ... personal favourite video game titles...

    ...也變成我的信仰

  • That jid not just shape who I am...

    沒錯! 我就是在說這款

  • That did not just shape who I am, but what I believe in.

    “企鵝”

  • ... but what I believe in.

    “俱樂部”(CLUB PENGUIN)

  • I'm talking, of course...

    “企鵝俱樂部” 即將關閉

  • About CLUB PENGUIN (penguin club is shit btw)

    不要RRRRRR

  • ... penguin!

    不要RRRRRRR

  • (dramatic music with strings and drums)

    不!!!!! ノಠ_ಠノ

  • (screams) No!

    不!(掩面)

  • (screams) No!

    我最愛的遊戲啊.....

  • (screams) No!

    “企鵝俱樂部” 遊戲將關閉於...

  • No!

    3月29日

  • My favourite game of all...

    ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

  • ... time.

    這一切都是...

  • Club Penguin game on desktop, mobile devices will shut down...

    假的!

  • March 29.

    我拒絕...

  • (dramatic music with strings and drums)

    接受這個

  • This can't...

    川普當選總統

  • ... be happening.

    沒關係!

  • I refuse to accept this.

    “企鵝俱樂部” 即將關閉?!

  • ... to accept this.

    我要說...

  • Trump is president. (Felix, you're in UK)

    我要說 NO!!! 〴⋋_⋌〵

  • Fine...

    是時候要停止了!

  • Club penguin shutting down.

    希拉蕊是垃圾 OK?

  • I say...

    我懂 川普贏了

  • ... I say No!

    希拉蕊就是坨屎

  • It's time to stop.

    但這個?!

  • Hillary Clinton was garbage.

    這...

  • Okay, I get it. Trump won.

    ...給我一個好理由...

  • Hillary was shit

    ... 為了這...

  • But this?!

    ... 怎麼發生的

  • This...

    甚麼也沒有!

  • ... tell me one good reason...

    你什麼也沒有!

  • ... for this...

    一定還有一絲希望...

  • To happen

    我一定可以阻止這一切...

  • There's nothing!

    ...用我的影響力去阻止這一切

  • You got nothing!

    部分的鄉民知道 這裡是“企鵝俱樂部的”舊辦公室

  • There must be something that can be done.

    伺服器房間在那 但鎖住了進不去

  • There must be one thing, that I can do...

    那邊就是伺服器房 真心不騙

  • ... to use my influence to stop this.

    我知道有人會覺得我在莊孝維

  • As some of you know, I am right now at Club Penguin's old office.

    那邊就是“企鵝俱樂部”的伺服器

  • The server room out there, which is locked by the way, I can't enter it

    我這有最棒的網速

  • That server room, I'm not joking, I know it seems like I'm joking.

    最屌DER~ മ◡മ

  • That server room, is running the Club Penguin servers

    基本上我掌握了“企鵝俱樂部”的最後一條生命線

  • I... I got amazing fucking internet here

    我不會讓一些543的主意...

  • It's the fucking best

    關閉我最愛的遊戲

  • I basically have the last life line of Club Penguin in my hands

    “企鵝俱樂部”將會...

  • and am not gonna let some stupid idea stop my favorite game of all time

    活下去... ಠ╭╮ಠ

  • And I'm not gonna let some stupid idea

    讓我們來看看現況

  • And I'm not gonna let some stupid idea

    “企鵝俱樂部”有大量的點閱率

  • Stop my favorite game of all time

    但這都還不夠

  • Club Penguin will... live

    我要你們現在立馬

  • club penguin will live

    去 玩 “企 鵝 俱 樂 部”

  • [Accurate Subtitles: I got tired, bye. suffer from the last subtitles. . . . . . . . . .

    給他們一點顏色瞧瞧...

  • Let's look at the stats-.

    讓他們知道“Bros”的不是混假的

  • Lets look at the stat

    我們需要抗議

  • Club Penguin got plenty of page visits

    他無法拆散我們

  • but we need more, I want all of y'all

    “企鵝俱樂部” 無法拆散我們!

  • to play Club Penguin!

    他無法拆散我們 “企鵝俱樂部” 無法拆散我們!

  • Show them the power of the Bros!

    跟者我唸一遍

  • Show them what we can do!

    “企鵝俱樂部” 無法拆散我們

  • We need to protest against this. He will

    “企鵝俱樂部” 無法拆散我們

  • not divide us!

    總統也無能為力

  • Club Penguin will not divide us

    難道我們受的折磨還不夠多嗎?

  • He will not divide us. Club penguin will not

    難道我們受的折磨還不夠多嗎??!?!?!?!

  • divide us, say it with me

    是時候了... 是時候... 該創一個新的帳號了...

  • Club Penguin will not divide us!

    “企鵝俱樂部” 是給兒童玩的第一名虛擬遊戲

  • Club Penguin will not divide us. Not my president!

    你怎麼忍心從人們身邊奪走它

  • Haven't we suffered enough

    你怎麼能如此殘忍...

  • Haven't we suffered enough

    我最後創的角色爆炸了 ಥ_ಥ

  • It's time. It's time to make another account

    “企鵝俱樂部 將於 2017年3月29日關閉伺服器”

  • Club Penguin is the number one virtual world

    我們怎麼還在這裡

  • for kids

    就為了受苦?

  • how can you take that away from people

    每(嗝)個夜晚... 我都能感受到我的“企鵝俱樂部”

  • how can you just chew it up and spit it out

    *心如刀割*

  • My last character got blown up

    在我的雙臂

  • Club Penguin's virtual world will be

    在我的指間

  • closing march in 27.. 29th

    這還不夠

  • then why are we still here,

    我們會結束這一切

  • Just to suffer?

    為了 “企鵝俱樂部” ...

  • Every night I can feel my Club Penguin

    我們需要進入伺服器房

  • (METAL GEAR SOLID V music)

    這就是伺服器房

  • In my arm

    鎖住了!

  • In my fingers

    但我有門禁卡

  • (more METAL GEAR SOLID V music)

    可以用

  • this is not enough

    這是唯一鎖住的房間

  • we will end this. For Club Penguin!

    快阿! “企鵝俱樂部”

  • For Club Penguin.

    快R

  • (alternate universe 9 11)

    我果我能進去 我就能阻止這一切

  • *door opens*

    阻止這場悲劇 然後這些就會像是夢一樣消逝

  • I need to get into the server room

    你知道... 要怎麼... 闖空門嗎?...

  • This is the server room

    電影裡面都這樣教

  • It's locked

    這就只有那個小東西耶

  • It's locked

    Brad: 就只有那道鎖而已

  • but I have the key card

    我們需要成功

  • but I have the key card

    Brad: 嗯... 我覺得你如果有那種小扁鑽

  • it works

    嗯?

  • It's the only room they locked

    Brad: 你可以伸進去那裡 把那道鎖推開

  • It's the only room they locked

    (飛奔)

  • Come on Club Penguin

    Brad: 他去叨位??!! ( ⁰д⁰)

  • C'mon

    這樣犯法嗎?

  • If I can get in here, I can stop it. I can stop this

    Brad: 差不多算是了(^v^)

  • horrible thing and then it will all just be a dream

    我們是否不應該拍下去?!

  • Do you know how to like... break into the... now?

    這是為了更美好的未來

  • they always use the card in movies

    喔! Brad: 他做到了! Pewds: 太簡單了!天啊!

  • It's literally just that one thing!

    這道門後的一切...

  • So it's just that one lock there

    即將改變...

  • To make it in here

    這世界... (꒪⌓꒪)

  • Well, I think if you had a little

    我該開嗎? Brad:廢話

  • flathead screwdriver, you can jimmy it in

    歐... 買... 尬...

  • and push this thing open

    歐買尬... 它比我想像中的還要美麗...

  • * Pewdiepie = Usain bolt confirmed*

    這是“企鵝俱樂部”的心臟

  • Where did he go?

    而他正在滴著血... ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

  • Is this illegal?

    我想它會這樣是因為...

  • Almost definitely. Should we not be filming this?

    ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

  • It's for the greatest good.

    夭壽喔

  • Oh! Brad: He's done it! Pewds: It was so easy! Oh mah gawd!

    (監視器發現)

  • Oh my god!

    拍謝拉 (尷尬笑)

  • Ohhhh.

    “我們被駭了”

  • *Pewds thanks the skies*

    “下場可能會很慘”

  • What's inside this door...

    “偵測臉部辨識”

  • It's gonna change... the world.

    夭~壽~喔~ 那是 Jason Bourne

  • Should I open? Brad: Yea

    乾 怎麼辦?!

  • Ohmagad

    我...

  • It's more beautiful than I ever imagined (Wow)

    拍謝內

  • This is Club Penguin's heart, and

    我們要閃了

  • it's bleeding

    乾-幹!

  • Think there's a reason they ke-

    我不想被趕走...

  • Oh shit. *Dun* *laughs* Sorry

    我真的不想再被趕走一次了... (大笑)

  • We've just been hacked, it could be worse than Snowden

    幹...XD

  • facial recognition got a hit

    你現在要怎麼拯救“企鵝俱樂部”?

  • Jesus Christ thats Jason Bourne

    你要怎麼拯救“企鵝俱樂部”...?

  • What are we doing.. I... *laugh* sorry

    從監獄嗎? (ಡ艸ಡ)

  • We're gonna go *laughs*

    (崩潰笑)

  • F-fuck

    踏馬的

  • I don't want to get evicted, I really don't want to get evicted

    一定有其他方法 Brad

  • *laughs* Fuck

    你知道... 當事情變得困難...

  • (off screen) How are you gonna save Club Penguin now? *laughs*

    看似...

  • How are you gonna save Club Penguin from JAIL? *laughs*

    看似已無後路...

  • There must be another way Brad

    然後你放棄希望...

  • You know when things get hard

    你祈禱...

  • there's no other... when there seems like

    ”我必須祈禱... 為了“企鵝俱樂部” 的守護者“

  • there's no way out and you lose hope

    ”那尋覓已久的...“

  • You pray *Holy Music*

    ”來保護... ㄟ... 呃...“

  • I must pray to the protector of penguins

    ”對企鵝最大的威脅是什麼?“

  • the one that seeks to protect the earth

    ”哦~ 沒錯~ 氣候變遷...“

  • What's the biggest threat to penguins

    ”我必須祈禱“

  • oh that's right climate change

    ”為了 Al Gore(美國前副總統)“

  • I'm must pray

    ”我們需要你...“

  • to Al Gore

    ”再一次地...“

  • we need you once again join us

    ”加入我們...“

  • Al Gore, save the Penguins save Club Penguin

    ”Al Gore... 救救那些企鵝“

  • protect this server when I go to jail *laughs*

    ”救救 企鵝俱樂部“

  • so say we in Al Gore's name: Amen

    ”在我去吃牢飯後... 為我守護此服服器...“

  • *Blast*

    ”讓我們以Al Gore 之名... “

  • *Dramatic Music* (ff7 Sephiroth theme)

    ”阿們!“

  • No, not you

    不是吧...

  • Ainsley: Hahamwhahaha

    不!!! (꒪ȏ꒪;)

  • Ainsley, are you the reason Club Penguin is dying?

    洗粒...

  • yes, it is me, I have infected the club penguin servers

    *Ainsley出現* ”啊哈哈哈哈哇哈哈“

  • Long I have awaited for this day

    ”啊哈哈哈哈哇哈哈“

  • And now, finally, my dream has been realized

    ”啊哈哈哈哈哇哈... “

  • Club Penguin shall fall

    Ainsley...

  • How could you do this?

    難道這一切都是你在背後搞鬼?!

  • haha i used you pewdiepie you swedish javla helvette

    ”耶死!就是我... 我對“企鵝俱樂部”的伺服器動了點手腳“

  • I though you loved me!

    ”我等這一天好久了“

  • How could I love that which is unlovable.

    ”然而現在... “

  • You were my puppet you stupid boy

    ”終於啊...“

  • You were my brother Ainsley

    ”我的美夢終於成真了!“

  • You were supposed to bring balance to the corporate...

    ”企鵝俱樂部...“

  • *zap* *Groans*

    “必 須"

  • Unlimited power

    ”倒 閉"

  • *Dramatic Music* *Electric sounds* *Felix groans*

    你怎麼可以醬紙對我... ༼☯﹏☯༽

  • *Laughs*

    “阿哈哈哈哇哈哈 哈哈”

  • *Coughs* You may have killed me Ainsley, b-*coughs* but you will not get past Al Gore

    “我利用你 Pewdiepie”

  • He was meant to be president... all along

    “你這瑞典小俗辣”

  • (and here... felix dies)

    我以為你對我的愛是真的 (இ﹏இ`。)

  • *Dramatic Music*

    ”我怎麼有辦法愛你這種沒人愛的屁孩?“

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