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  • Guys, I made a huge mistake!

  • I went on the DARK WEB (dark web, dark web, dark web, dark web, dark web)

  • But it's not my fault!

  • I was roped into it by another YouTuber. He put (Very Scary) in the title. I was curious.

  • What can I say? I wanted to know more.

  • I ended up buying a package from the dark web. And I will unbox it....

  • At the end of this video.

  • *Intro music wubs*

  • But first! Let's go through what inspired me to do this.

  • *More intro music wubbing*

  • GUY: Okay, guys we just got it o--

  • *Pewds laughs* Sorry, I'm already nitpicking but-- *laughs more*

  • I just noticed this.

  • It's open. You don't need to cut it again. It's open. It's 100% open.

  • Look at that! He's cutting nothing! *Wheeze*

  • Oh man....

  • PEWDS: Anyway, let's watch the video. GUY: Okay guys, we just got it open.

  • PEWDS: Damn, he actually got it open. That must have been really tricky.

  • 'Cause whoever sent it to him through the dark web did a great job packaging it.

  • With regular home tape.

  • GUY: Yo, what's going on guys and welcome back to the channel.

  • PEWDS: What's going on guys!

  • Is every YouTuber in 2018 the same person, just... slightly different?

  • I mean, yeah, obviously. It's always been like that.

  • GUY: Well, if you guys have been keeping up with the previous videos you guys know about this whole entire Angela situation guys.

  • PEWDS: Of course, who doesn't know about the Angela situation? Everyone's talking about it, it's like the Shane Dawson series.

  • Every YouTuber is discussing this thing.

  • GUY: The Angela doll has still not shown up guys. I have no idea where the hell it went since we played that one-man hide-and-seek, guys.

  • I'm sure it's gonna turn up eventually, but guys, it's been like three days now and I still have not seen it.

  • So, I guess until it shows up guys, we cannot make any more videos about it.

  • PEWDS: GUYS! The Angelina situation is totally out of control, and I know you guys really want to see

  • what's going on with this Angelina thing and guys like I'm trying to not drag out this video at all for you guys.

  • All I want is to entertain you guys, and make sure I get the best possible content for you guys.

  • GUY: You're gonna want to go watch the previous four videos on this channel guys.

  • PEWDS: I'm gonna go uhh... take my chances on that one. *Laughs* I think I'll just watch this one.

  • GUY: Three weeks ago, I ordered this dark web mystery box guys for about a thousand dollars.

  • PEWDS: OH, A THOUSAND DOLLARS?

  • SURE!!

  • I like how he just proudly puts some prize on it, like, $1000! I ordered it!

  • GUY: Here's a picture of what it looks like. It looks absolutely crazy, even crazier when I saw it in real life. But, basically inside of it--

  • PEWDS: Jesus Christ, just get on with it.

  • Alright, so basically this guy bought a package from the dark web. You've probably seen these videos in your

  • recommended tab, if not, don't click on them. They're never anything interesting. I saw one where it said

  • I bought a hard drive from the dark web and guess what?

  • It was just a hard drive! *Laughs*

  • Buying a hard drive from the dark web, ooh. Oh, wow, it was an actual hard drive. Oh, spooky....

  • It's a cursed hard drive because it's from the dark web, ooh, spooky....

  • GUY: Basically the dark web guys is this website that can only be accessible from a special type of browser guys.

  • If you want to know more about it, then just go search it up on Google. It literally tells you how to do it all but I definitely--

  • I like how this guy tells me how to Google things. *Laughs*

  • If you guys want to know how this work, there's this website called Google and you can just look it up yourself.

  • So if you want to know about that, just Google it. *Laughs* WHAT!!

  • GUY: The dark web is not to be played around with. This is where all the negative evil s*** happens, guys. It's basically run--

  • All the negative, evil stuff is from the dark web.

  • I can't believe the dark web is coming over... ah! Look, ENERGY!

  • Did you see the chair move?!

  • GUY: --run by this evil cult, and it's where all illegal-- PEWDS: *Laughs* It's run by an evil--- GUY: --things happen.

  • GUY: But on the-- PEWDS: It's where all evil things happen!

  • GUY: Prices range from anywhere from ten dollars to like, ten thousand dollars, guys. Three weeks ago I ordered one that was worth like a thousand dollars,

  • so I'm not gonna be able to afford to do that again for this video. I know you guys--

  • PEWDS: So in this video, he did the budget version of the dark web box.

  • I can't wait to see what's inside. What could the dark web send us. Just a bunch of cursed items.

  • It says it in the title, it's cursed!

  • GUY: Check it out it literally, like, "DW", I don't even know-- PEWDS: Oh my God....

  • GUY: Ohh, you know what? That stands for the dark web.

  • PEWDS: This guy literally took a moving box, it's not even a shipping box, it's one of those uh... moving boxes,

  • and he wrote dark web on it so he could go on camera. Ooh, I think, you know what?

  • I think that means dark web.

  • I'm running through this a bunch of people and we all come up with the idea that it probably stands for dark web.

  • GUY: It's so freaking crazy. Check it out, guys. Can you even, can you see anything in there? I don't think you can.

  • I am so nervous to get this open guys.

  • You know what happened the last time I opened one of these things, it did not end good.

  • Just before we get into actually unboxing this dark web mystery box,

  • make sure you go down below and drop a like on this--

  • PEWDS: Of course, of course, you can't watch a video without it.

  • GUY: --and I say it every video but go down below and hit that subscribe button for--

  • PEWDS: Oh my God, okay, alright, okay. Just, open the box, please.

  • GUY: --you turn on the post notifications. PEWDS: Oh, we gotta turn on the post notifications. *Laughs*

  • I'm trying to skip past it and it just gets more.

  • GUY: Holy crap guys, we're gonna actually do this right now. This is pretty freaking crazy. I got my knife, ready to cut the tape open.

  • PEWDS: Wait, is that knife from the dark web?

  • GUY: There's definitely something in there, like--

  • PEWDS: I'm glad he bought a package online and it had something in it, that's always nice.

  • That would have been an epic troll if it was just a box.

  • GUY: Oh, my, God. Alright guys, I just managed to get the dark web box open,

  • and I forgot to mention in the intro that when I ordered this on the Deep Web it said something in the description about

  • it being like from Egypt, or it was like some Egyptian, ancient--

  • PEWDS: I like that he, he had to throw some extra lore in there.

  • GUY: Okay, guys, I'm just gonna have the camera set up like this while we actually unbox this video,

  • uhh, holy crap, guys. Based on the first look inside this, the stuff in here is looking like it's worth a lot of money guys, like--

  • PEWDS: Okay, so he's-- he's peeked in the box and he's had a quick evaluation,

  • and he's come up with the consensus that it's worth a lot of money in there.

  • Okay, I'm curious to see what he got, maybe like a bunch of gold or something.

  • GUY: --crap, there is a lot-- PEWDS: *Laughs*

  • WOW!!

  • That looks like it's worth a lot of money!

  • He was not kidding, huh? What have we got.

  • Damn.

  • You know what? I- I don't wanna spoil it.

  • GUY: We got a lot of stuff to go through, guys. PEWDS: Yes, let's go through it.

  • GUY: Okay, we're just gonna jump into this guys, I'm just gonna reach my hand in there, PEWDS: Let's just jump into it!

  • GUY: and we're gonna grab the first thing we feel.

  • PEWDS: I like that he saw, that it was a knife in there, and then he decides, "You know what? I'm not even gonna look!" *Laughs*

  • GUY: Kay, what the hell is this, guys? Holy crap, it looks like-- PEWDS: What the frick, woah.... holy moly shmoly....

  • PEWDS: That looks like something you could just buy from CVS in the Halloween section.

  • And it's October right now. My God, the Egypts, the Ancient Egypts must have copied us. What are the odds?

  • GUY: --some sort of like, it looks like one of those cups like where you freaking pour--

  • PEWDS: It looks like one of those cups, where he... is he trolling? He has to be trolling!

  • I know he's pandering to children,

  • but the words he use are just so moronic that I can't tell if he's deliberately putting them in there, as a joke,

  • or if he just doesn't know how to ar- articulate himself.

  • GUY: --this, guys.

  • Holy crap.

  • It looks like some sort of like,

  • it looks like one of those cups like where you freaking pour the blood in and the people like,

  • a evil cult drinks out of it guys. It's got like a creepy freaking skull face on the front. Oh my God, I wonder who has touched that.

  • PEWDS: You have.

  • You touched it.

  • GUY: More importantly, I wonder what it's worth. I'm trying to get my money back from buying this, guys. Ho--

  • PEWDS: I wonder what it's worth. Well, this is a crazy coincidence, but you can also buy them for three pounds.

  • Guys, this is frickin crazy. They're also selling them in China, but he said they got them from Egypt. This is very scary.

  • GUY: Oh my god. I wonder who has touched that. PEWDS: Some Chinese worker, that's who's touched it. *Laughs*

  • GUY: Guys, I feel like there's secretly like a freaking old rat living in this box and it's gonna like bite my finger off

  • Okay. Whoa, what the hell is this?

  • PEWDS: It's a Gucci...cat. GUY: Oh my God....

  • Guys, this looks like, ohhh!

  • 'Cause the, you guys, remember I was saying the box had some like sort of Egyptian thing in the description?

  • I don't know about you guys, but this looks like some sort of Egyptian thing, guys, look--

  • PEWDS: This guy, he needs to be a detective, I mean. *Laughs*

  • First of all he uncovered the secret of the text,

  • where "DV" stands for dark web, and then he connected that the Egypt object

  • had something to do with the fact that he ordered it from an Egyptian curse thing.

  • Oh my god if anyone's Egyptian in the comments and can tell me what this says, that would be greatly appreciated. That is freaking---

  • PEWDS: Even Stromedy himself recognize that that's beyond his level, you know.

  • Hey guys. If you're an Egyptian, leave a comment down below what you think these hieroglyphics mean?

  • Hey guys, if you're Swedish, just let me know what these Nordic runes means. I would greatly appreciate it.

  • As you all know ancient languages.

  • One of my favorite objects is of course the knife

  • that he just added in there for extra effective spookiness.

  • I guess he looked at the box that he-- with all the stuff that he bought from a Halloween store and thought, "well,

  • not spooky enough. We need to add a knife in there." But the best part about it is his comment about that there's a knife in there.

  • GUY: Oh my god. There's something sharp. I think I just cut myself

  • What the hell....

  • Guys the freaking knife. Guys, I literally have a knife exactly like this. That's so weird.

  • PEWDS: WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!! *Laughs*

  • I like how he does this just in case some cynical ten-year-old is watching this be like,

  • "Wait a minute! He has that knife, I've seen it in the background of one of his videos!"

  • He can just go, "whoa, it looks just like it, whoa, it looks just like the kitchen knife I have."

  • "I just got THE CHILLS!!"

  • This is another genius observation coming up by the way.

  • GUY: What is this...

  • PEWDS: What is this. GUY: Oh--

  • PEWDS: Guess in the comments what he's going to guess what that is. GUY: --my gosh, guys.

  • It looks like a freaking rope.

  • PEWDS: This guy's, this guy's the next Sherlock Holmes. It looks like a frickin rope guys.

  • GUY: Okay, I don't even want to say what I think this might have been used for guys.

  • But that's pretty weird a frickin rope and it's like one of those old ropes guys, like, holy crap.

  • PEWDS: Ever heard of those old ropes? *Laughs*

  • This goes on for ten more minutes?!

  • PEWDS: Whoa, is that a real skull guys? GUY: Oh, my, God, guys. Okay, for those of you that are freaked out, this--

  • PEWDS: Oh! Okay. What is it? GUY: --does not look like a real skull.

  • PEWDS: AH! Oh, thank God! Ah, thank God!! Oof!

  • GUY: --but I wonder what the hell this was used for guys and why it's in the box. This is pretty frickin creepy guys.

  • PEWDS: Yeah, I wonder what that was used for, but most importantly, I wonder how much it's worth.

  • I want to make sure he makes his money back on this.

  • GUY: Look at that, look at that. That is so creepy.

  • PEWDS: He's got a ball.

  • GUY: What is this?

  • GUY: We found some, like, weird looking... ball? PEWDS: It's a ball... it's a ball... ball, you found a ball.

  • PEWDS: *Laughs*

  • This is too good, what else do we got?

  • GUY: What is this?

  • Oh my God, okay. I don't even want to touch that.

  • I think you guys can already assume what the hell that was.

  • PEWDS: Your mom's tampon?

  • *WUBWUB WEEEEEEW WUWUWUB WUWUWUB*

  • GUY: What is this?

  • Oh my god it goes forever. PEWDS: It goes forever. *Laughs*

  • GUY: Holy crap. All right, guys, we found some like weird dark chain?

  • PEWDS: Wait a minute. That's the chain from the other GUY: --and if you guys are thinking "oh

  • that's the chain from the other mystery box" it's literally not, guys, like, you can go compare the colors.

  • This one is like a dark-- PEWDS: Oh, damn it. He got me. You're right. That one is darker.

  • That chain is darker from the other one. He also has some letter. GUY: --dark web box, and the paper looks pretty new guys,

  • like it's not an old paper. It looks like it was literally just printed. Right as it was being shipped.

  • PEWDS: You mean right as you just put it in the box.

  • It also has the exact same font as he used in another stupid video.

  • I don't know why I'm even trying to prove him or whatever!

  • Okay?

  • I don't need to do this. But the most important part of this is: I ordered a box from the darkest web.

  • I paid not just a thousand. I paid ten thousand. So I hope I get my monies back. We're gonna unbox it right now.

  • So I got this. This is the box that I got from--

  • So this is the box that I got from the Deep Web guys. It arrived just this morning and it says,

  • ...wait a minute....

  • It says...

  • Death Pantry. What the frick guys. What does that stand for? What does that even mean? That must mean something death, like...

  • dying? Guys, am I gonna die from opening this?

  • Okay, guys, we're gonna have to freakin unbox this right now,

  • but if I die, you have to smash like on this video right now. Whoa.

  • Holy crap, guys, it's got this...

  • Whoa. Oh, my God it goes forever. It's got this wrapping plastic in it.

  • It must be some cursed wrapping plastic, filled with demons or something, maybe there's like a ghost

  • *Pop* Whoa. Oh my gosh, guys.

  • Oh... oh....

  • It's got a doll in it. This must be some kind of cursed frog. Oh my gosh, no way.

  • No way! A kitchen... whisker... machine... thing.

  • GUYS!

  • This is just like the one I have in my house. This must be some...

  • ancient demon trapped in a box. Oh my god guys. It's trying-- the demon is trying to kill me.

  • It's time for random shout-out time!

  • Random shout-out time! This time, it's actually not so random.

  • I found this video, thanks to Critikal, he does great videos, I really enjoy his channel.

  • He's always

  • finding new interesting things for me to steal from. I was also part of one of his podcasts that he does, it's really great as

  • well, so if you want to check that out, I'll leave that in the description.

  • but overall just a nice, great dude that I don't really know, I'm just assuming. *Laughs*

  • And also to...

  • Stromedy, if you're watching, I hope you