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  • Hey, how's it going? It's your boy-

    嘿,近來如何? 是你的男孩─

  • *screeches*

    *尖叫*

  • back get it again with another original,

    回來做另一部原創,

  • unique, hilarious

    獨特 又有趣的

  • idea that no one's done before.

    且沒人做過的主意了

  • Pics to pics. As you can clearly tell, never done before.

    照片對照片

  • Funny and original content!

    如你所見,還沒人做過呦

  • Here we go!

    有趣且原創的內容!!!

  • Okay, okay, so if you for some reason don't know what this is - I don't know what the fuck-

    開~~始吧

  • How you ended up here without knowing about it. I mean The Verge posted about it ok, so,

    好的,如果你不知道這是什麼─

  • everyone should know about it. And The Verge,

    我不知道,三小啊...

  • can you please just link to the goddamn thing because I can never find it all right?

    你怎麼能不知道這個到結束

  • You always hid it somewhere...

    我是說The Verge貼了有關這個的,好吧,所以

  • Oh there it is. Great. Basically this drawing will become this person, right?

    每個人都該知道這個 和The Verge

  • Hilarious. So what happens then if I remove her eyes..?

    你可以連上天殺的東西嗎?因為我永遠找不到

  • I don't know what I expected was gonna happen, but it happened.

    你總是藏在某個地方

  • And thus, Slender Man was born. Jesus Christ.

    喔在這裡 很好

  • This is slowly turning me on. I like it. How would this look..?

    基本上這個畫會變成這個人,對吧?

  • OH

    好有趣 那如果我弄掉他的眼睛會怎樣?

  • WOW *he laughs*

    我不知道它為何會如我預期的發生,但它就是發生了

  • How do they make the line so fucking thin? God damn this thing is terrifying!

    因此,Slender Man就誕生了

  • *Laughs*

    我的老天爺啊

  • What is that thing??

    這慢慢得讓我興奮了 我喜歡

  • Yes. I get it now. My God, she's absolutely beautiful-

    那 這個勒

  • Finally I can make my dream girl come true in this video game.

    喔喔喔喔喔

  • What if we make the mouth just a little happier? Just a tad bit a little happier?

    哇嗚 *笑*

  • OH MY GOD, SUGOI DESUNE!

    他們怎麼把線弄得這麼細的?

  • KAWAII!

    靠腰啊這好可怕

  • Yes!

    *笑*

  • Yes, yes, yes, yes!

    那是什麼啦??

  • But what if her face was a penis? Thank you everyone. Let's try it out...

    好的 我瞭了

  • That is much better. I like how the balls somehow made it in there.... I don't know how...

    我的老天,她超漂亮的─

  • Finally!

    在這遊戲裡我終於能讓我夢幻的女孩成真的

  • Finally, my dream girl, right here on the Pewdiepie channel!

    那如果我們把這嘴巴弄得開心點呢?就讓它開心一點?

  • Marzia, I am sorry, but I have found a more perfect specimen.

    喔買尬, 這太厲害了!!!

  • I like to call her Jerry, and he loves me for who I am.

    超可愛!!!!!!

  • Aw Jerry, don't be so angry!

    耶!

  • What did I do? I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Jerry- Abort abort.

    耶,耶,耶,耶伊!!!

  • Could this, perhaps, make you happier, Jerry?

    但如果把她的臉弄成屌呢?

  • Oh, Jerry~

    謝謝大家 我們試試看吧

  • Related to the elephants, I can tell, I can tell. Yes.

    那樣好多了

  • I am 12, by the way, in case you're wondering. Yes I am

    我喜歡那蛋蛋不知為何就在那裡....

  • Thank you very much. Thank you for subscribing, and leaving a like on this video right now.

    我不知道那麼...

  • Yes, I am drawing a dick on a woman's face.

    啊終於!

  • Yes, his is the pinnacle of comedy. You just found it here on this channel.

    終於啊 我夢想中的女孩 就在這裡

  • Congratulation, it's never going to be better than this.

    在Pewdiepie的頻道!!

  • Let's laugh at some more penises.

    Marzia,我很抱歉

  • *Sings* Family friendly Felix~

    但我找到了更完美的樣本

  • *Laughs loudly* YES!

    我想叫他Jerry,而且他也愛我

  • *Sings* Family friendly Felix~

    喔Jerry,不要那麼生氣

  • I mean I'm not going to lie, I've been with worse women.

    我做了什麼?我很抱歉! 我很抱歉! Jerry─

  • I'm talking, of course, about your mama.

    這樣,會讓你開心點嗎 Jerry?

  • Your mama, everybody. Your mama jokes. *Fake laughter*

    喔, Jerry~

  • AH!

    和大象有關吧,一定是,一定是 沒錯

  • I have seen death, and he stares, but he looks so cute.

    順帶一提我12歲啊,以免你不知道 沒錯

  • He looks so sad! What the hell is this?!

    非常謝謝你 謝謝你訂閱 現在就讚這個影片吧

  • Kawaii desune~!

    是啊我正在一個女人臉上畫屌

  • Oh my god.

    是的,這就是搞笑的顛峰 你在這頻道找到了

  • Fucking sexy. This is sexy-

    恭喜,沒有比這個更好的了

  • I finally, finally can create my perfect human.

    我們來嘲弄更多的屌吧

  • *Sneezes dramatically*

    *唱歌*闔家普及的Felix~

  • Let's try and draw the most beautiful specimen of all time...

    哼哈哈哈 太好了!

  • ME!

    *唱歌*闔家普及的Felix~

  • Hey, why not just draw myself from real time? How about that.

    不是我要說謊,我正和一個糟糕的女人一起

  • Okay, all right.

    我在說的,當然沒錯,就是你媽啦

  • Nose- Big-ass nose... Yes...

    你的媽媽,大夥 你的媽媽笑話 *假笑*

  • Uh-huh... No upper lip, but a giant bottom lip. Yep, that's it...

    啊啊!

  • Very pointy jaw...

    我看見死神了,他看著,但他看起來很可愛

  • Eyebrows that could face any anime character.

    他看起來好難過喔 這是怎樣啊?!

  • Wow look at that. I'm goddamn perfect. I have a feeling that this is not Gonna

    好可愛啊~!

  • This is not Gonna look pretty let's watch

    喔買尬

  • What the fuck is that?

    真他媽性感欸 這超性感─

  • How does fuck did that happen?

    我終於,我終於創造出我完美的人類了

  • No, no, no no no

    *戲劇性的打噴嚏*

  • What the fuck is...?

    來試試畫一直最美麗的樣本吧

  • Oh noo

    就是我!!!!

  • kill it

    嘿,何不直接畫我呢? 怎麼樣?

  • KILL IT

    OK 好的

  • Man if all fan art of me was this good, boi. I could only dream. Okay here. We go

    鼻子─大屁鼻......好的...

  • Now you're just being me. How do you go from this to this? Fuck you pix2pix you don't know shit?

    嗯哼...沒有上唇,但有超大的下唇 對,就這樣

  • Alright, let's draw the second second most beautiful specimen

    非常重要的下巴...

  • That's her name Marsha

    可以配任何動漫角色的眉毛

  • this is really my

    哇看看那個 我真是他媽完美

  • Monalisa. In the future. They won't be talking about Monalisa. They'll be talking about Marsha. Oh my God. She's absolutely perfect

    我有種感覺那不會....

  • Okay, let's watch

    這不會看起來漂亮欸 讓我們瞧瞧

  • .-.

    那他媽是啥啊

  • OMG let's try another one, okay, alright. Let's actually maybe maybe I could have made her a little bit more prettier

    那他媽怎麼會發生

  • Okay, well, I don't see how this one can fail at all, so

    不不不不不

  • I mean I still hate it. If you know what I mean. Hell, yeah, does it mean finally I can factor my own porn hell

    幹 那是什麼...?

  • Yeah, yeah

    喔不不不~~!

  • Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute wait a minute. Yeah, boy

    殺了他

  • Boi, you're looking sexy girl or the perfect *hamming the perfect whamen that I would finally a whamen

    殺了他

  • I can respect I know what you're thinking

    老天如果所有我粉絲的作品都這麼棒

  • What about your dog Pewds? Surely your dog must look at least decent in this.

    我只能做夢

  • And then I agree 100% because they seem to make everything fucking black in this game racist game everyone

    好了 我們開始吧

  • He kind of looks cute. I kind like my fan art of edgar here. Thank you. God

    你在耍我吧 你是怎麼從這個變成這個的?

  • This is why Darwin was wrong. You still believe in global warming well. I have solid evidence to prove against it

    去你的照片對照片 你什麼屎都不懂

  • What the fuck look at that thing. It's beautiful

    好吧 我們再畫第二個 第二個最美麗的樣本

  • Edgar: Finally now that I'm a human you can treat me nice.

    (嗝

  • Pewds: Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck out

    那是她的名字 Marsha

  • Well, it was bound to happen. What about Jackspedicy? Let's do the pretty version of Jack

    這真是我的

  • it's a good thing that I'm such a

    蒙娜麗莎

  • impeccably

    往後他們不會再討論蒙娜麗莎了,他們會改成Marsha

  • perfect artist

    喔買尬 她超級完美

  • I get commissioned requests all the fucking time all the time

    好了我們看看

  • People's like: "hey, I want to pay you because I love love your art"

    (笑到不能自己)

  • How the fuck did I make him more pretty how's that possible?

    喔買尬 我們試另一個,OK好的

  • Alright fuck it

    我們或許 或許可以讓它看起更美一點

  • They all just get fucking werewolves well - fuck that nose though

    好的,嗯,我一點都不相信這會失敗,所以

  • Why are they all werewolves? Stop. Is it the eyebrows?

    我是說我還是很討厭這個如果你知道我意思

  • For Fuck's sake stop being werewolf. It's not that hard obviously we have to draw the

    不過這也代表我終於可以創造色情片了

  • Absolute most beautiful specimens of all time

    耶,耶~~!哈哈哈哈

  • Nick Crompton it's a God damn perfect human being and I want to see how he looks like as an actual human

    等,等一下 等一下等一下

  • *Yo know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'

    耶BOY

  • Yes I can rap and no I'm not-*

    女孩你看起來超性感或是說 超完美

  • Let's just add one of the chins that he has

    超完美的女人

  • * ENGLAND IS MY CITY and if it-*

    一個我可以尊重的女人 我瞭你在想什麼

  • Let's add all the hair that he has to hide the fact that he's fucking huge

    那你的狗呢Pewds? 你的狗在這肯定會看起來很像樣

  • *Then the US would be shitty- *

    我百分之百同意啊

  • Here we go Nick Crompton everyone

    因為在這個遊戲裡好像會讓每樣東西變得他媽的黑啊

  • Oh My fucking God it looks just like him. I did it I

    這遊戲種族歧視啊大夥

  • Finally did it holy shit. I knew I could do it if I just put my mind to it

    他看起來挺可愛啊

  • You can do it if you just put your mind to it and say fuck it. Let's screw. It Nick Crompton. Let me fuck you

    我好像看見了粉絲作品裡的Edgar了

  • That's a freestyle song about my love for you Nick

    這就是為啥達爾文是錯的

  • Why haven't you returned my calls?

    你還是得相信全球暖化啊

  • Emails, text messages. What are you? I thought you were gay, what about...

    我有鐵證去證明及反抗這個的

  • What about slippy? Would slippy look good?

    這是什麼鬼看看這個

  • Come on game don't... Yes, yeah

    超漂亮啊

  • That's my boy you looking good bitch. Where did you go?

    Edgar:我終於變成人了 你可以對我好點嗎

  • I'm sure he's fine. What about my Twitter avatar?

    Pewds: 他媽給我閉嘴 快滾

  • All right here we go.

    恩...就是這樣發生了

  • WHAT?

    那jacksepdicy勒?

  • no.

    我們做個漂亮版的Jack

  • it can't be true

    很高興我是個

  • No

    無可挑剔以及

  • NO

    完美的藝術家

  • *suffer intensifies*

    我每次都接到一堆他媽的委託 每一次

  • Well hope you enjoy this video. Leave a like all my sister fisters out there

    人們就像:"嘿,我想付你錢因為我 我愛你的藝術"

  • I'll see you tomorrow with another episode, and as always

    為何我他媽會把他弄那麼漂亮?

  • *Silence*

    那怎麼可能啊

Hey, how's it going? It's your boy-

嘿,近來如何? 是你的男孩─

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