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  • Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

    我從沒玩過這遊戲.....

  • I haven't played a game since I was born.

    .....從我出生之後

  • You haven't played a game until you've played, Dead or Alive 3 Extreme Fortune

    你從沒....

  • AINSLEY

    ....玩過這遊戲

  • What is your favorite game?

    ...你玩了

  • Deadu araibu ekusuturimu de forutune

    .... 生死格鬥

  • You're god damn right....

    沙灘排球3後

  • *coughs*

    Ainsley!!!

  • Deado o araibu ekusutorimu suri~!!

    你最喜歡的遊戲是什麼?

  • *laughs*

    你他媽說得太好了

  • Dead or ali~!!

    對,我知道你在想什麼

  • exue~!

    是的,他們曾找我當他們的聲優

  • Yes I know what you're thinking

    現在,我只有日版是因為有一些他媽的原因

  • Yes, they did ask me to be a voice actor in this game

    我花太多錢了

  • Now I have the Japanese verison for some god damn reason (the second option says Owners Paradise pewds!)

    不要問我到底花了什麼

  • I paid way too much-don't ask how much I paid for this...

    它不具有英文字幕。

  • It doesn't have English subtitiles, we're gonna have to play this...

    我們要開始玩這個

  • in Japanese! {we gonna try to translate what's being said fam}

    ...日語。

  • It's confusing as fucking hell, but like it's such a bizzare game to play

    這是因為他媽的無敵混亂。

  • "Do you happen to know..." that it just makes it even better.

    只是為了讓它更好

  • "About those glorious days?" Now I'm sure there is some sort of story to this game-

    現在,我敢保證一定有一些故事前端

  • HO! {Pewds skipped the rest of the story, u might look up a playthrough if you want to know it}

    等等,她147公分!

  • Wait, she's 147 centimeters. She's a goddamn midget or a 12 year old.

    她要不是侏儒不然就是只有12歲

  • What the fuck? {she's Swedish and watches horror movies for a hobby lol}

    WTF

  • She fingering? She's fingering, what the-

    她fingerin“?

  • WHAT IS THIS GAME? I haven't even started yet

    她的指法。什麼..

  • HO!

    我到現在都還沒開始玩這遊戲

  • Oh my god!

    我的

  • {our homegirl here likes to watch pro-wrestling and martial arts movies and is Japanese}

    天啊

  • 150 with those...She weighs 45 kilos, I think we know where most of the weight is, oh my god

    150公分擁有這個!

  • I can't! This is too muc-is too much man!

    體重才45

  • Oh my god

    我想我們都知道哪裡比較重

  • How do I pick? there's so many good options*laughs*

    我的天啊我沒辦法

  • If you ever feel like you wanna not live anymore, I really recommend just firing up this game and

    這太----這真的太誇張!

  • See-see if it chang- you've change your mind afterwards

    我的天,我是要怎麼選

  • Here we go!

    這裡有這麼多好的選擇

  • "It's the ocean! I'm really here!"

    如果你覺得你再也不想活了

  • "I never-" BAHH "-thought I'd win a free trip from that raffle."

    我非常建議你趕快玩這遊戲

  • BLAHHH!

    然後,可能會

  • I have no idea what's happening but I love it!

    玩過後你會改變你的想法

  • I thought this was a volleyball game...I see two volleyballs but I don't see a court-

    (可愛的日本女孩) 哇~是海耶!!我來了!!

  • Oh my god.

    (可愛的日本女孩) 我都沒想過我會從購物中心得到旅票呢~

  • "Um, if you'd like, why don't we play together?"

    我完全不知道發生什麼事情,但我喜歡

  • Am I supposed to answer that? *laughs*

    我以為這只是一個打排球的遊戲

  • WELL, I hope I don't offend her, uhhh

    我看到兩顆排球但是我沒看到任何球場

  • Let's go with this one (no)

    我的天啊!

  • "Maybe, next time...please"

    (性感的日本女孩) 嗯~如果沒什麼問題的話,你願意跟我一起玩嗎?

  • I think I heard condom

    我應該要回答這問題嗎?!

  • I think we're about to p..play the game?

    恩! 我想不要冒犯她好了

  • Let's play the pool!

    痾...那就跟這個玩吧

  • How am I supposed to...

    (性感日本女孩) 我知道了...那我希望我們下次可以一起玩

  • Can someone translate this? (laughing) What the...

    我想我聽到保險套

  • Oh!

    我想我們應該要...

  • "I wonder if I can do ths...?

    玩這遊戲?

  • WHAT??

    我們去泳池玩吧

  • Is happening???

    我應該要幹嘛....

  • Was that a loading screen or was that the...

    誰來幫我翻譯一下啊

  • {that was an activity for daytime fam}

    (日本的可愛女孩) 我想...我也可以這樣嗎?

  • Day 1. Day 1 evening. Okay, so now we can...

    啥?!

  • So we can go to do different things, so we're on...

    到底是怎樣?!

  • Okay, I get it! We're on holiday!

    那是下載畫面嗎?!

  • {Actually you're basically babysitting this guy's love paradise}

    還是那是....

  • Let's go to Niki Beach.

    第一天

  • "I wonder if I can do this..."

    第一個傍晚

  • What is she... WHAT IS SHE DOING?!

    好所以現在我們可以

  • I mean... KAWAII NE~!

    我們可以去其他地方

  • Ooohhh.... Ho!

    那我們去

  • This is ridiculous.

    好,我懂了 我們在度假阿

  • Ainsley, this is ridiculous.

    出發去NIKI海攤

  • Stop, just... please.

    她在...

  • Please? PLEASE?

    她幹嘛啊?!

  • "One day has already passed."

    我意思是 很可愛耶~

  • I'm gonna, I'm gonna... I'm gonna die.

    WOWOWO

  • I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna live anymore.

    這太扯了!

  • I don't understand. I don't understand how this is a game.

    Ainsley

  • I am just looking at anime babes!

    這太扯

  • YOU LIKIN' THIS, YEAH?

    好了

  • Leave a like for anime!

  • Hey, uh... it's a pres- it's a present, everyone!

    拜託

  • And now I will choose to decapitate her.

    好了!

  • {she yawns and says she's going to sleep for the today}

    夠了喔!!

  • "I had a good dream last night! Good morning "

  • OHAYOU GOZIMAS!!!

    我想我

  • Day 2, everybody! Clap it up! Day 2!

    我要死了

  • Day 2, everybod- wait, how do you play voleyball?! I swear to God...

    我不會

  • That's a Volleyball!

    我不會在活著了

  • Okay, let's do it.

    我不懂

  • Let's do it, let's just do it.

    我不懂這遊戲

  • "Ahh... This feels absolutely wonderful."

    我只是在看日本動漫

  • She's not even lip-talking... whatever.

    你們喜歡這個,對吧?

  • What is happening?

    對日本動漫

  • What is happening...

    留下Like

  • What IS this?

    嘿额额~φ(゜▽゜*)♪

  • {photo ops fam, that's what that was, it's a mechanic of the game}

    是個禮

  • What was that?!

    是禮物阿各位

  • What was tha... it's a game!

    那現在我要選

  • With no gameplay!

    第二天了各位!!

  • {pretty much. why do you think there are so many boobs and everyone wears bikinis to sleep}

    拍手!!

  • But it's still the greatest goddamn game!

    第二天

  • How about we try one of these options? Okay...

    第二天各位

  • She kinda lits up a little bit, doesn't she?

    等等 要怎麼玩排球

  • So you can play 2 players, I think.

    是排球!!!

  • Okay, so let's try...

    好,開始吧

  • Maybe now, ok...

    開始吧,開始

  • X and Circle... ok.

    她嘴巴根本就沒再動阿

  • Fruity? It says fruity.

    隨便啦

  • I approve of the fruit!

    是怎樣??

  • This has been PewDiePie, everyone.

    到底是怎樣????

  • And I give my seal of approval!

    這到底是什麼???

  • Of the fru... fruity.

    那到底是什麼??

  • OH! MY! GOD!

    到底是

  • What are they doing? Why they gotta... are they gonna... are they gonna...

    這遊戲

  • (laughs)

    沒有玩家

  • "Ye~p, This seems to be difficult..."

    但是它

  • I started too early! Where was she goin'?!

    真天殺的是好遊戲

  • Oh my God.

    我們試試看這些選項

  • This is... this is a game.

    好的

  • Okay, it IS a game, afterall.

    她看起來有點醉了,對吧?

  • Okay, so... let's try that again, then.

    所以你可以選兩個玩家對吧

  • I love the atmosphere of the game.

    好,我們來試試

  • Like it, it's got a good vibe.

    或許現在

  • It makes you feel good, it makes you feel warm.

    好的

  • Just like the sweet release of death.

    叉和圈

  • (crying)

    好的

  • Help me.

    圓潤的

  • Help me...

    它寫圓潤的

  • Help.

    稱讚它豐潤

  • EEUUURGH!

    這太

  • Okay, here we go!

    這太 Pewdiepie 了各位

  • Go! Go! Run! Run! RUUUUN! COME ON! NO! GET IT!

    那我保證

  • FUCK YEAH!

    同意它是豐潤的

  • "Don't mind if I do!"

  • Fuck... *failed weaboo language*

  • "I'm doing fine~!"

  • *more failed weaboo*

    他們在幹嘛?

  • *rapping* "Can you hear me?"

  • Yes, I can hear you! (in response to song)

    他們要

  • "One day has already passed."

    他們要

  • WOOOW! What a rush!

    我太早開始了

  • WHAT A RUSH!!!

    她要去哪阿?

  • "Pardon my disturbing..."

    我的天啊

  • *engrish imitation*

    這太...

  • It's all about the love!

    這遊戲

  • Friendship........... and anime titty!

    好總之這只是個遊戲

  • (singing to the music)

    好的,所以

  • Those bananas look delicious, amirite?

    我們在試一次

  • Wow, those...

    我好愛這遊戲的空氣

  • "What a wonderful holiday, I had fun!"

    就像有個好的氛圍

  • Palm trees are so cool.

    會讓你感覺很好

  • I'm not looking at anything, Marzia...

    會讓你有更多的就像

  • Well everyone, that has been... DEAD OR ALIVU!

    高潮而死

  • I think we should play more, uh... I think we should play more.

    救我

  • I want to play more. I want this game injected in my blood stream.

    救救我

  • If I ever... this is a public, legally binding statement.

  • If I ever get in a coma, I want this game to be playing 24/7.

    好,開始

  • And then I wanna stay on life support, and I never want you to wake me up.

    衝!

  • Put this game in VR-

    衝啊!

  • Is this game out on VR?

    快跑!!

  • I think this game is out on VR! Oh my fucking God.

    跑啊!!

  • The game is out in VR.

    跑啊!!

  • It's been great, I'm just gonna fuck off for a...

    衝阿阿!!

  • This is all I've been doing as PewDiePie.

    快!!

  • I'm officially quitting.

    不!!

  • Uh, it's been..

    拿到了!!

  • It's been quite a journey with... we've been through quite a lot of things together.

    幹 YA!

  • And a lot of things just happen...

  • I just realized that all I really care about from now on...

    是的,我聽到了!

  • Is to play...

    WOOO!!太猛了!!

  • Oooh! WHOAHO!

    太猛了!!

  • *otaku orgasm*

    一切都是因為愛

  • AH IT'S TOO MUCH!

    友情

  • TURN IT OFF!

    跟日本動漫的姊妹情節

  • I almost died.

    那些香蕉看起來真好吃

  • I'm happy to be alive, everyone. I'm happy to be alive.

    對吧?

  • Alright, let's do one more vacation 'cause I...

    WOW,那些...

  • Oh my God!

    椰子樹也太酷

  • How old is she?

    我沒有在找跟 Marzia有關的東西

  • Like I... It feels... Ok, nevermind. {They're both 18}

    恩,各位已經

  • Come on, we got to win this.

    (生死格鬥)

  • Come on girl, faster!

    我想我們應該多玩一點啊

  • What are you doing?

    我想我們應該多玩

  • Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!

    我想多玩

  • God Damnit! BAKA NE!!

    我想要讓我的血液注入這遊戲

  • "Did you see that?"

    如果我不

  • Fuck you, fuck you, bitch.

    這痾

  • You-dead-to-me. Dead. *spits*

    合法的綁架聲明

  • You disgust me.

    痾如果我沒昏迷的話

  • Alright, What else can we do?

    我想要在24/7玩這遊戲

  • I fucking love the music.

    然後我想永遠待在這裡

  • Let's go and have-

    然後誰也別想叫我起來

  • Let's go to the sports center.

    把VR放到這遊戲上

  • Oh my god

    這遊戲有VR?

  • We can buy a new- Hello.

    我想這遊戲有VR

  • Hello!

    我他媽的天啊

  • -Hello!

    這遊戲有VR

  • The customizations!

    太好了

  • Aww, I don't have enough!

    我想..只想他媽的痾

  • *suddenly british* For fuck's sake, man!

    我一直在做我自己

  • Alright, well I'm gonna play the game until we have it- no...

    我要正式的

  • No! No! No!

    離開

  • You can buy...

    痾這

  • A watermelone!

    去渡個假

  • I just brought a watermelo~ne!

    我們要一起做很多事

  • AND a PIZZA!

    然..然後會發生很多事

  • Yes, I wrapped the pizza! (laughs)

    我只是意識到

  • Did I just fu...

    現在我所有關心的事情就是

  • Did I just make a pizza into a wrapping gift?

    玩這個

  • That's amazing! Let's try... The Pool.

    (我不想說他在幹嘛)

  • WHAAAAT?!

    (抖動)

  • Okay, so we gotta hit the commands.

    (好他爽完了)

  • *lazily singing to the music*

    阿阿太多了

  • Oh shit, this looks tricky...

    關掉!

  • Okay, here we go.

    我差點就死了

  • Oh my God this- NO! GET UP!

    我很高興我還活著,各位

  • Oh, she's wet now! Oh no!

    我很高興我還活著

  • What? I only get one chance?! {do not miss your chance to blow}

    好,我們在試一次這個假期

  • "Heheh, I am the best!"

    我的天啊

  • Shut the fook up...

    她幾歲阿

  • This game just makes me happy.

    就像..我覺得...

  • I dunno what to s...

    好,不重要

  • Shut the fuck up, alright?

    快點,我們要贏這個

  • You're spoken when spoke- you speak when spoken to.

    快阿

  • "I'm back!"

    女孩

  • Hey, by the way I have a gift for you.

    再快!!

  • It's a... it's a pizza! (no pewds, she likes cream puffs)

    你在幹嘛?!

  • It's a- *giggles*

    天啊

  • I got you a-- WOULD YOU LIKE A PIZZA?!

    該 死

  • I brought you a gift!

    白癡阿阿

  • Oh, it's... what the fuck?

    去你媽的

  • What the fuck is THIS?

    去你媽的,婊子

  • I can play Blackj... oh, this game just gets better and better!

    你害死我了

  • Are we in bikinis?

    死了

  • {probably}

    你讓我噁心

  • Okay, my bet.

  • Oh, nice. Classy.

    我們還能幹嘛

  • Alright, we got 15.

    我他媽愛這音樂

  • Uh... I'll stay.

    走吧然後

  • Uh-oh.

    我們去購物中心好了

  • Heeey! We won!

    我的天啊

  • It's kinda hard to play this game when you don't fucking know what the fuck you're doing.

    我們可以買一件新的

  • Let's just go all in.

    哈囉

  • Alright, we're 5...

    訂做阿

  • Uh, we're 5... uh, hit me.

    哦原來不夠阿

  • 12, hit me.

    他媽的

  • 17, stay.

    好我們要玩到我們有錢為止

  • Come on.

  • "Oh, thank goodness!"