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  • Err...okay term paper, due in tomorrow, 3000 words...

    呃...好,學期報告,明天是截止日期,三千字...

  • That's easy, I'll add it to the to-do-list.

    很簡單啦,我來寫今天該做的事。

  • "Term paper..."

    「學期報告...」

  • Also, take the rubbish out, get mega baked, watch the entire new season of black mirror-

    還有要去倒垃圾、跳支舞、看新一季的黑鏡——

  • No, no distractions!

    不行,不能分心!

  • It's okay, you've got plenty of time.

    沒關係,你還有很多時間。

  • So... What's the term paper about?

    所以...學期報告是要寫什麼?

  • American space program...

    美國太空計畫...

  • Don't know anything about the American Space Pro-

    我不知道美國太空的任何計畫——

  • Kerbal Space Program...

    坎巴拉太空計劃...

  • What is that?

    這是什麼?

  • Oh it's a game... Just download it, might be educational.

    噢,是個遊戲,就下載吧,可能很有教育意義。

  • Great, okay, put that there, and that there and- no!

    好,很棒,把這個放這裡、這個放那裡——不行!

  • Need to do the term paper.

    需要開始寫學期報告。

  • Two more minutes, alright, let's try-

    再兩分鐘,好,我們來試試——

  • Okay, how about-

    好,這樣呢——

  • Hey... This is actually kind of fun...

    嘿...這其實蠻好玩的...

  • This is actually really fun...

    這真的蠻好玩的欸...

  • Wait, can I get to the moon?!

    等等,我可以到月球?!

  • Ha! Easy-peasy.

    哈,輕輕鬆鬆啦。

  • Take that, NASA, take that, the 60s!

    接招吧 NASA,接招吧 1960 年代!

  • Take that, unflinching scientific curiosity!

    接招吧,堅定不移的科學好奇心!

  • You.

    你這個。

  • dick!

    王八蛋!

  • Shit, getting late.

    糟糕,有點晚了。

  • Day's kind of over now, might as well call it a night...

    一天都快結束了,乾脆洗洗睡好了...

  • No, do the term paper!

    不行,要寫學期報告!

  • There isn't time.

    沒時間了。

  • Maybe just have a quick drink?

    不然小酌一下?

  • Bit of a pick-me-up...

    提神的一點東西...

  • Not bad.

    不錯。

  • Don't feel quite so stressed out anymore.

    壓力沒那麼大了。

  • Feel pretty bloody good, actually.

    感覺其實很好欸。

  • How does alcohol wor-

    酒精是怎麼運ㄗ——

  • OI!

    喂!

  • If you don't do the term paper, they'll kick you off the course!

    如果不寫學期報告,他們會把你踢出課程!

  • If I don't do this, I fail the course.

    如果我不寫的話,我就會被當。

  • But so what?

    但又怎樣?

  • Well, then you don't graduate and you won't get the career you want.

    嗯,如果你沒畢業,你就無法得到你想要的工作。

  • But don't we all just die anyway?

    但我們都會死掉啊?

  • What's the point?

    意義在哪裡?

  • Aren't we all gonna be gone in a century?

    在一個世紀內,我們不是都會通通死掉嗎?

  • Aren't our grandchildren gonna die too?

    我們的子孫不也會死嗎?

  • Isn't the sun going to consume the earth and the solar system, and eventually all the stars will wink out into oblivion, until the entire universe succumbs to heat death and then there's nothing left forever, infinitely in all directions with no hope of recovery and no one to remember our pitifully short time on the planet.

    太陽會吞噬地球和整個太陽系,最終所有星星都會被遺忘,整個宇宙都會死於高溫,沒有東西能永生、沒有恢復的可能,也沒有人會記得我們短得可憐的生命。

  • Isn't this all ultimately nothing?

    這些不通通終歸虛無嗎?

  • Just a futile scream into the void before quietly going into oblivion?!

    這只是一個對空虛微弱的呼喊,接著我們都會默默被遺忘啊?!

  • Could just commit suicide, that would just solve the old term paper dilemma.

    乾脆直接自殺,就可以解決學期報告的難題了。

  • Would I really do that just to avoid working?

    我真的能去自殺,就為了逃避寫報告嗎?

  • No, life must have intrinsic meaning.

    不,生命一定有自有它的意義。

  • Look at all that beauty, look at all of our accomplishments, look at how much there is to live for, think of the thousands of years of progress ahead of us of journeying into the stars of, throwing off the shackles of ignorance discovering the inner workings of matter of eventually living in harmony with the cosmos and the other species on the planet.

    看看這些美景,看看我們的成就,看看有多少東西值得我們活下去,去想想往後千年的進步,我們會飛向別顆星星、終於理解物質的內在,最終與宇宙和行星上的物種和平共處。

  • Think about the odds of you just being born to begin with.

    就只要先想想你出生的機率就好了。

  • The whole Universe untimely conspired to make you.

    整個宇宙計畫要製造出你。

  • Of course there's purpose to life, be reasonable about this.

    生命當然有目的,要清楚了解這個。

  • Stay calm, get your shit done.

    保持冷靜,把鳥事做完。

  • There's still plenty of time.

    還有很多時間。

  • Alright.

    好。

  • So, here goes.

    所以要開始了。

  • Term paper.

    學期報告。

  • "4000 words!!!!?"

    「四千字!!?」

  • Well f**k this!!

    去吃屎啦!

  • I'm putting my head in the oven!!

    我要把我的頭放進烤箱裡!

Err...okay term paper, due in tomorrow, 3000 words...

呃...好,學期報告,明天是截止日期,三千字...

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會心一笑!寫過期末報告的人都會經歷的掙扎 (The Term Paper)

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    lauren.huang 發佈於 2020 年 09 月 08 日
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