字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Hey there everybody, it's your old pal Ernie here. I sure hope everybody's staying nice and cozy at home. I just thought I'd come and tell ya a joke. Hm. Do you know who likes jokes? Why my old buddy Bert. He's just crazy about jokes. Hey, let's give him a call, hm. Boop. (phone chiming) One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingys. - What, Ernie. Why are you calling me from the other room? - Six feet apart Bert, six feet apart. (sighs) Hey Bert, you wanna hear a joke? - No, not really. - Okay, knock knock. - Who's there? - A little old lady. - A little old lady who? - What's that, Bert? - I said, a little old lady who? - Oh, I can't hear you, Bert. - A little old lady who! A little old lady who! - Bert, I didn't know you could yodel. - Ah. (laughs) Goodbye, Ernie. - Bert, Bert? Hm, must be a bad connection. (silly music) (phone chiming) - What is it now, Ernie? - Knock knock, Bert. (sighs) - Who's there? - Spell. - Spell who? - Oh that's an easy one, Bert. W H O, that spells who. (laughs) (sighs) Hey, this is fun game, Bert. Okay, now it's your turn to spell something. Spell Rumpelstiltskin. - Oh gee. - Hm, I don't think Rumpelstiltskin begins with O G, Bert. Here, here, sound out the letters. Rrr. - Goodbye, Ernie. (laughs) (phone chiming) No more jokes! - Okay, just one, Bert. (sighs) Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Bert, I am Ernie. - You are insufferable. - No, no, Ernie. - Goodbye. (laughs) (silly music) Ernie keeps bugging me with these knock knock jokes and I really need some help around the apartment. I'm gonna give him a call. (phone chiming) - Hey, Bert. - Ernie, will you come help with the laundry? - No, no, no, Bert. You see it goes like this, so you say, knock knock. And then I say, who's there. And then you say, will. And I say, will who? And then you say, will you come help with the laundry? You see that? - No, I. - See, you never start with the punchline, Bert. Hey, but you keep working on it. See ya. (sighs) (phone chiming) Knock knock, Bert. (sighs) - Who's there? - Who. - Who who? - Hey, I didn't know you could do an owl impersonation, Bert. That's a really good owl. Hey, you wanna hear some of my animal sounds? Look I can do a puppy dog. (dog yipping) - Yup, very funny, Ernie, very funny. (cat meowing) - And a duck, a duck goes... - Ernie. (duck quacking). Ernie! - A horse says... (horse neighing) (groans) A cow goes... (cow mooing) And a pig goes... (pig oinking) - Goodbye, Ernie. - And of course, the chicken goes... (chicken chattering) And don't forget a rooster... (rooster crowing) (laughs) (silly music) (upbeat music) - Caring for each other. Visit sesamestreet.org/caring for videos, activities, and tips for the whole family.