- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

- Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward!

I rock!

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- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

- Squid, Squid, Squidward! - Squid, Squid, Squidward!

- Squid, Squid, Squidward! - Squid, Squid, Squidward!

- Squid, Squid, Squidward! - Squid, Squid, Squidward!

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

Squidward--

Squidward!

- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

[music playing]

♪ I hate people People hate me ♪

♪ I prefer my own best company ♪

♪ Single and secluded On my own ♪

♪ I can have the best of times All alone ♪

♪ Because I hate ♪

♪ People ♪

♪ Hello, ladies ♪

♪ When my tear ducts give issue ♪

♪ I can't use just any tissue ♪

♪ I need four ply, four ply, Four ply when I cry ♪

- Hey, that is not Boys Who Cry! - Yeah!

- Boo! - Boo!

This stinks!

Daddy, how could you?

I... gave... you... a... list!

[sobbing]

Pearl, come back!

[splattering]

A little music should soothe their hunger!

[chanting]

Hey, what is that sound?

Wait, it's him, the handsome man!

[cheering]

Beautiful and talented, what more do they want?

Don't worry, folks, there's more where that came from!

This place is amazing!

♪ Isn't this great? Isn't this neat? ♪

♪ I'm a living work of art From my head to my feet ♪

♪ From the very first drawings On walls in caves ♪

♪ Art has been What the heart and soul craves ♪

♪ So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen ♪

♪ If you don't like this one Paint it again ♪

♪ From now on, please call me Sir Real ♪

♪ I can wait for your impression to congeal ♪

♪ Take it from an under sea Renaissance man ♪

♪ I'd even look great On the side of your van ♪

♪ Any way you carve it I am art and art is me ♪

♪ Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the schism ♪

♪ Between minimalism and cubism ♪

♪ My personality May be of the cynical type ♪

♪ But I finally found something That lives up to the hype ♪

♪ I can say honestly And with great certainty ♪

♪ That Atlantis is where I want to spend ♪

♪ Eternity ♪

Hey, can you not sing?

I'm trying to model here!

♪ Today I feel positively happy ♪

♪ Smiling rainbows, smiling sun ♪

♪ Smiling rocks and vegetation ♪

♪ Look, ma, I'm dancing And hear my song ♪

♪ The world is lovely When nothing is wrong ♪

♪ Everything smiling Yes, even me ♪

♪ Is this what they call feeling happy? ♪

♪ Or drink from a coconut That's full of flan ♪

[slurping]

♪ Here in Squidward's Tiki Land ♪

♪ You can play all day In a Tiki Band ♪

♪ Then dance all night On the Tiki Strand ♪

♪ Don't matter to me 'cause 'Cause I'm crazy, man ♪

♪ Here in Squidward's Tiki Land ♪

[sighing]

This is the life!

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