字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 It's been a thrill serving you. Can I get some extra salt? We're all out. Could you check? No. Let me guess, tiny, a small salad? I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a wrap, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axel grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim. We serve food here, sir. Hello, customers! Nice [bleep] day we're having, huh? [gasping] Did he just say... Aye, he did. Hey Patrick, how the [bleep] are you? Pretty [bleep], SpongeBob. I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention. Attention customers. Today's special is a [bleep] Krabby Patty, served in a greasy [bleep] sauce, and grilled to [bleep] perfection. And don't forget to ask us to [bleep] the fries. It'll be our [bleep] pleasure. Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry for one-- Help! Help! My leg! Can't you see we're closed? There he is! Hey, we've been waiting for you! Where have you been? How long are you gonna keep us standing here? Well SpongeBob, are you just gonna stand there like a half-wit, mouth agape, or are you gonna fill these people's orders? Pipe down, Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not gonna wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need and fast. I think so too or Krabs will fire both of us! On second thought, keep 'em waiting. No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment. Enter-what? - How you doing, folks? - Hungry! That's not problem, ladies and germs, because SpongeBob is here to satisfy. Hey! Eating here was your idea. I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater". ♪ The best time to wear A striped sweater ♪ ♪ Is all the time ♪ ♪ One with a collar turtleneck ♪ ♪ That's the kind ♪ ♪ Cause when you're wearing ♪ That one special sweater... Order up-- [fly buzzing] SpongeBob, now are you gonna-- Oh Squidward, I was going through some records back in me office, and, huh? So, you got the hair piece after all. - Hiya! - My leg! Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did you? Well you can't, 'cause I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this. Here you go, sir. A king size ultra krabby supreme with the works, double batter fried on a stick. - Thanks. - Barnacle head. - Pardon me? - You forgot your mayonnaise. Thanks. Order up, Squidward. Hooray. Uh, SpongeBob, could I get one with les... fog? Sorry Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders. Whatever, Here you are, sir, one Krabby Patty. [screaming] You think this is funny? In a cosmic sort of way, yes. Well Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks? What? It's just an ordinary Krabby-- Oh my goodness! Squidward! [phone ringing] Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick. [phone ringing] Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick. [phone ringing] Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick! I am not a Krusty Krab. Uh Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant. Huh? Fish paste! No more refills! Give me back them toys, freeloaders! Show's over, cheapskate! Hey, it's my lucky day. - A penny! - Your luck just ran out! Hey man, ease back. You're crushing my arm. Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off! Ah-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice spot in Davey Jones' Locker for eternity! I'm not cheap, I'm generous! You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny. Thanks, Squidward. I knew I could count on you.