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  • Usually I can't wait to come back,

  • but

  • I'm really enjoying spending time with my family.

  • Way more so than the last time I visited.

  • It just...

  • it feels nice to be home.

  • What do you think?

  • Am I over thinking this?

  • I could do with some advice, man.

  • Y do.

  • Yeah, you're probably right!

  • I'm better sticking to what I know.

  • Thanks Adam,

  • you always know what to say.

  • Anyway,

  • I'll see you in Shanghai soon.

  • Hello sir, what can I get you?

  • Punch me the face.

  • I need to feel alive.

  • I know exactly what you mean.

  • One tripple espresso

  • flat white with oat milk coming right up!

  • Hey watch where you're going!

  • Think less stupid more.

  • You're right.

  • That's my bad.

  • I really need to deal with these anger issues.

  • I'm seeing this therapist right now.

  • I guess I'm just a work in progress.

  • Anyway,

  • I'm really sorry,

  • um.

  • Here,

  • take some money.

  • Alright Adam, I don't know if you can tell

  • but I'm super not happy right now.

  • It's been a rough couple of months

  • and we have lost a lot of friends.

  • Mamahuhu Tower turned out to be a terrible investment

  • and we are operating out of a gym.

  • So let's get back on track, shall we?

  • Now Adam,

  • desperate times calls for good ideas.

  • I know you've got a lot of them.

  • What do you have?

  • And boring.

  • But sex would be a technique.

  • Oh my god, that's a great idea!

  • We should do that

  • we should do more movies, they're hot!

  • I'm still reeling from the disaster that was Mamahuhu Tower,

  • but,

  • a good idea is a good idea!

  • Let's write it on the dream board.

  • I'm feeling great about this already.

  • Man...

  • Adam, how do you come up with these great ideas?

  • I'm so fu**ing future.

  • He is, he is.

  • He's amazing!

  • Take it easy.

  • I'm in awe.

  • I have a feeling that

  • we're not going to be here much longer.

  • You alright?

  • Adam, thanks for meeting me.

  • I understand it's difficult.

  • This break hasn't been easy on either of us,

  • believe me.

  • Well,

  • I've had some time to think.

  • and I've learned that I'm not afraid to be by myself.

  • I actually like my own company, believe it or not.

  • I don't need to be in a relationship,

  • polygamous or otherwise.

  • I need you to convince me, Adam.

  • If I mean anything to you.

  • If you see this as a long term commitment.

  • I need to hear it now.

  • Just don't f**k my ass.

  • What!?

  • Uh...

  • the pig has many many cats.

  • The fu*k?

  • Uh...

  • crap your hands.

  • Are you...

  • are you reading t-shirts with Chinglish on them

  • as answers to questions you've been getting?

  • Fart sexy style.

  • How long has this been going on?

  • What's.

  • Adam, stop it.

  • It won't fix anything,

  • you need to get your head straight.

  • Don't do school.

  • Eat your drugs.

  • Stay in vegetable.

  • You're going to lose me, Adam.

  • I will do my best "carnival"

  • is my the pleasure.

  • Everybody wants freedom.

  • Stop it.

  • You don't bird me, I don't bird you.

  • Stop it!

  • Stop it right mewew.

  • You're insane!

  • Don't choice I wicked want funny.

  • What just happened?

  • Dude, it worked!

  • Yo we gotta go, okay?

Usually I can't wait to come back,

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    eunice4u4u   發佈於 2020 年 05 月 18 日
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