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  • Let me say this, let me say this, I've been thinking about this, too.

    我也在思考這個問題。

  • Father's Day is the worst holiday in the world.

    父親節是世上最糟的節日。

  • I've done the research.

    我有做過研究。

  • I already know.

    我早就知道了。

  • Let me tell you something.

    讓我告訴你。

  • Mother's Day is the second-most celebrated holiday in the world.

    母親節是世上第二多人慶祝的節日。

  • Christmas is first.

    聖誕節第一。

  • So, it's ... That means it's Jesus, then your mama.

    所以這表示耶穌排第一,之後是你媽媽。

  • You know where Father's Day fall at?

    你知道父親節是第幾名嗎?

  • Number 20.

    第二十名。

  • I can't think of 18 other holidays.

    我甚至想不到其他 18 個節日。

  • Do you realize Halloween is number six?

    你知道萬聖節排名第六嗎?

  • So, that means ghosts and goblins go before fathers?

    那麼,這是不是代表妖魔鬼怪排在父親前面?

  • Arbor Day is number 13.

    植樹節第十三名。

  • I don't even know what that is.

    我根本不知道這是什麼。

  • I just know it come before me.

    我只知道它排在我前面。

  • That's crazy.

    這太誇張了。

  • Columbus Day is number 16.

    哥倫布日排名第十六。

  • Celebrating Columbus Day is like celebrating somebody finding money in your house.

    慶祝哥倫布日就像慶祝有人在你家找到錢一樣。

  • Where you get that 50 dollar from?

    你從哪裡拿到那 50 元的?

  • I discovered it in your kitchen.

    我在你家廚房找到的。

  • Ridiculous!

    可笑!

  • Father's ... and I ... and it's mothers' fault, it's mothers' fault, 'cause see, when Mother's Day comes around, fathers go in their pocket deep.

    父親...而我...而這一切都是媽媽的錯,是媽媽的錯,因為你看看,當母親節一到,爸爸們就要大手筆花錢。

  • Go in their pocket deep.

    花大錢。

  • "Hey, I want to get my mama something", you ... cash that money out.

    「嘿!我想買給我媽媽某樣東西」,你就要把錢拿出來。

  • You know what mothers do?

    你知道媽媽會怎麼做嗎?

  • "Hey, I want to get Daddy something."

    「嘿!我想買給爸爸某樣東西。」

  • "Well, go in that car, there's some change in my little cup holder in there."

    「去車裡看看,我的置杯架那邊有些零錢。」

  • Don't nobody even have a sale for Father's Day--who has a Father's Day sale?

    甚至沒有人在父親節時辦特價活動,哪家店有父親節促銷?

  • Mother's Day sale, it's like 30 of them.

    母親節促銷,大概有 30 家。

  • Everybody have Mother's Day sale.

    大家都有母親節促銷。

  • Don't nobody have no Father's Day sale.

    但就是沒有父親節促銷。

  • Who has a Father's Day sale?

    到底誰有父親節促銷?

  • The Dollar Store.

    一元商店。

  • That's how you get water hose and jumper cables for fathers ...

    這就是你買到作為父親節禮物的水管和跨接電纜的地方。

  • And the store's notice, cuz now, the store got a little trick for fathers.

    商店也知道這點,因為現在,它們為父親設計了一點小把戲。

  • They make little packages, where they, it's a little box.

    他們設計了小套組,裡面...它是一個小箱子。

  • It gives you suspenders, socks, and a shirt.

    裡面有吊襪帶、襪子和一件襯衫。

  • One box.

    都在那個箱子裡。

  • And you know what kids do?

    而你知道小孩會怎麼做嗎?

  • They give you that stuff throughout the year.

    他們在一年之中,分送那些東西。

  • They give that shirt for Father's Day, them socks for your birthday, and then they just randomly give you something else as, you know, they think about it.

    父親節送你那件襯衫,你生日送你襪子,之後再隨機挑一天送你其他東西,你知道,他們是深思熟慮過的。

  • It's crazy--Father's Day sucks!

    這超扯的,父親節真的超爛。

  • And I'm a father.

    而我是一名父親。

  • I did all this work to be a father, for the suck.

    我做了這麼多事就只為了當一名父親,為了這糟糕透頂的東西。

Let me say this, let me say this, I've been thinking about this, too.

我也在思考這個問題。

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    doris.lai 發佈於 2020 年 08 月 07 日
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