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  • I can't make a double Krabby Patty with the works.

  • I can't put a patty on a bun with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup,

  • mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

  • One Crying Johnny coming up!

  • First bun, then patty,

  • followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions,

  • lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order.

  • One Crying Johnny, up!

  • Whatever.

  • I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft,

  • four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze,

  • light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

  • We serve food here, sir.

  • Oh, nope. I was wrong.

  • It looks OK.

  • Sure is a fine looking pizza.

  • Yeah.

  • What's that? Is that the cheese?

  • Yeah.

  • And the pepperoni?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, looks good, huh?

  • It's just a little old Krabby Patty smothered in jellyfish jelly.

  • I call it a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly.

  • Could I try some?

  • Sure.

  • Amazing.

  • I've got to tell someone about this.

  • Hey, all you people Hey, all you people

  • Hey, all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪

  • ♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich

  • ♪ A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly

  • Hey, man, you got to try this sandwich It's no ordinary sandwich

  • It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea

  • [beat boxing]

  • Yeah

  • Thank you.

  • Here you go, sir. A king size ultra Krabby Supreme with the works,

  • double-batter fried on a stick.

  • Thanks.

  • Barnacle head.

  • Pardon me?

  • You forgot your mayonnaise.

  • Thanks.

  • Yes sir, we sell Pretty Patties.

  • That thing's green.

  • [laughing]

  • Green.

  • [laughing]

  • [both laughing]

  • Green.

  • [both laughing]

  • Mr. Krabs was right. What am I gonna do with all these?

  • Hey is that one purple?

  • Purple is my favorite color.

  • This isn't half bad.

  • Hey world! Pretty Patties is the best idea ever!

  • Squirrels can do anything they want to.

  • I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.

  • [swallowing]

  • Ah.

  • Give me that.

  • They don't call me Cheeks for nothing.

  • [laughing]

  • [giggling]

  • Why that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned.

  • I call it the Nasty Patty.

  • [both giggling]

  • One Pipsqueak Patty...

  • and your bib and high chair.

  • [laughing]

  • You!

  • Me?

  • You think this is funny?

  • In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

  • Well, Mister Funny Man,

  • is this how you get your sick kicks?

  • What? It's just an ordinary Krabby--

  • Oh, my goodness!

  • Squidward!

  • - SpongeBob? - Yes, Squidward?

  • I need a triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun with extra sea pickle,

  • and burn it to a crisp, OK?

  • Coming right up.

  • Listen, Squidward, I want to apologize for before.

  • I was only trying to make you happy.

  • [groaning]

  • They don't all have to like the same thing.

  • [kissing]

  • Don't go.

  • While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it.

  • You know it's not often I get to make one like this.

  • I wanna see the look on their face when they take that first bite.

  • Order up Squidward.

  • Hooray.

  • Uh, SpongeBob... Could I get one with less... fog?

  • Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.

  • Whatever.

  • Here you are sir, one Krabby Patty.

  • [screaming]

  • I don't like crusts on my sandwich.

  • It's a bun. It's all crust.

  • How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?

  • Peel it.

  • Happy?

  • [excited squealing]

  • Where's the love?

  • SpongeBob! What happened to the Krabby Patties?

  • I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to me!

  • This is obscene.

  • In all my years of fry cookery I have never seen such a lovely group of patties.

  • Especially... you.

  • Such perfection.

  • From your little lettuce hair to your rosy ketchup cheeks,

  • right down to your mustard smile.

  • May I call you Patty?

  • One Monster Krabby Patty please.

  • Hm, no-one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages.

  • SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.

  • [gasping]

  • Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Um, one Monster Krabby Patty.

  • Huh? Monster Krabby Patty?

  • - Monster Krabby Patty? - Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Oh dear Neptune.

  • Oh boy.

  • We can do this. At the count of three, we flip.

  • Ready? One, two, three!

  • Spat?

  • [screaming]

  • Wait, Squidward! You can't throw out a Krabby Patty, that is just wrong.

  • But this one is rotten.

  • Oh simple, Squidward. No Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.

  • Here, look.

  • [yelling]

  • [burping]

  • [gasping]

  • Oh, that looks delicious, why don't you take another bite?

  • Ew, that ain't right.

  • I will never spend money here again.

  • Never!?

  • Come on, guys, these patties ain't worth the paper they're printed on.

  • Wait, where you going?

  • I'm your boss, and I order you to give me that patty.

  • No, Mr. Krabs, I will not, but I will give you these.

  • Nature patties.

  • - Oh, boy. - How delightful.

  • Dig in boys.

  • [chewing]

  • It's like eating the inside of a lawn mower.

  • I think mine is mostly stones.

  • Out here we call them forest tomatoes.

  • [vomiting]

  • [chewing and swallowing]

  • [gasping]

  • Ooh.

  • One weiner later.

  • Mr. Krabs!

  • This weiner tastes just like a Krabby Patty.

  • Maybe we can add them to the menu.

  • I'm not impressed.

  • I made it with leftover ingredients.

  • Now I'm impressed.

  • Ooh, holy mother of all creatures great and small.

  • It's the largest Krabby Patty the world has ever seen.

  • It's... It's...

  • Gorgeous.

  • Oh, great patty, take me! Take my home, daddy!

  • [screaming]

  • Keep running, it's getting closer.

  • No, it isn't. Look where I'm pointing. It stopped.

  • Hey, he's right.

  • [dinging]

  • [screaming]

  • Aha, that delectable odor is coming from that shack.

  • I must know more.

  • The Flabby Patty?

  • Another restaurant.

  • Looks like Krabs has some real competition, huh?

  • Interesting.

  • Wow, a Flabby Patty.

  • [chewing]

  • [swallowing]

  • T minus three, two, one, lift off.

  • No, I'm talking about the sound of a hungry customer.

  • He doesn't wanna eat us for being lazy.

  • He wants to eat us because he's hungry.

  • Fellas, leave this to me.

  • [sniffing]

  • [chewing]

  • [swallowing]

  • Welcome Wild Ones!

  • They'll be drawn here like a sailor to a tattoo parlor.

  • With this special biker parking.

  • And authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains.

  • And to top it off, a custom Chopper Patty.

  • And best of all, I'll raise my prices 150%.

  • I'll make a fortune!

  • Hey my Krabby Patty is just a bun.

  • And the two buns are also buns.

  • Stale buns.

  • My patty tastes like sadness.

  • Alright, that's enough.

  • Hey, where are those weenies?

  • Your weenies, sir.

  • What in the name of Davey Jones' gym shorts are these?

  • They're weenie patties.

  • What are you, some kind of nut?

  • You've ruined my weenies.

  • You're fired!

  • - Hey buddy, how's the pizza coming? - Almost done.

  • But I did change the recipe a bit.

  • [laughing]

  • No problem. A few extra toppings never hurt anyone.

  • Huh? What have you done?

  • You turned an innocent pizza into a pizza patty.

  • It's an abomination.

  • Yeah, of deliciousness.

  • How about that?

  • Interesting.

  • It's some sort of burrito patty.

  • Hm, who'd like to taste it?

  • I'll give it a go.

  • [sputtering]

  • You're fired.

  • [crying]

  • You're fired.

  • And take your noodle patty with you.

  • Oh I'll take it alright.

  • I'll take it to go!

  • I'm starving.

  • No problem. Two patties coming right up.

  • Your doodle patty, sir.

  • [chewing]

  • [spitting]

  • Tastes weird.

  • Yeah, they are a little dry.

  • [chewing]

  • Krabby Patties. They taste so nice, that they...

  • Taste nice.

  • And who can forget that Hatty Patty?

  • The patty you wear as a hat.

  • I wear it because I'm bald.

  • Huh? Oh no!

  • Oh, now lookie here.

  • Night Patties.

  • Now you're getting the swing of it.

  • N-- n-- Night Patties?

  • Order up, people!

  • Alright, Night Patties.

  • Tasty.

  • [chewing]

  • Smooth.

  • Let's try again, shall we?

  • [slicing]

  • Order up.

  • [laughing]

  • I can't believe how quickly