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  • Time for boating school.

  • Let her rip, Gary.

  • Not bad, partner in crime.

  • The toast could have been a little darker though.

  • See you later.

  • Hey SpongeBob.

  • Wanna go jellyfishing?

  • Sorry Patrick, I can't. I have school today.

  • What am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?

  • I don't know. What do you normally do when I'm gone?

  • Wait for you to get back.

  • Wait a second, Patrick. Why don't you come to school with me?

  • Hey, that's a great idea.

  • You and me in school together as classmates. Think about it!

  • Road, road, road, road

  • Road, road

  • When I'm on the road

  • Road, road

  • ♪ I see stuff going by

  • Road

  • When I'm on the road

  • Road, road

  • ♪ I got a bug in my eye

  • Road, road

  • When I'm on the road

  • Road, road

  • Looks like clear skies ahead

  • Road, road

  • When I'm on the road

  • Road, road

  • Please stop touching my head

  • Road, road, road, road

  • Let's all sing the road song

  • ♪ I wanna sing it all day long

  • Let's all sing the road song

  • Let's all sing

  • Along

  • Um, anybody know any other good road tunes?

  • Brace yourself Patrick.

  • I'm about to introduce you to the greatest academic thrill ride of your lifetime.

  • And no line.

  • Behold, Patrick.

  • The hallway of learning.

  • And here's the fountain of learning.

  • And these are the lockers of learning.

  • And these are the stairs of learning, right?

  • No they're just the stairs.

  • These are the stairs of learning.

  • Where is everyone?

  • I don't know. Home, probably.

  • Class doesn't start till nine.

  • 6:20? But I thought you said you were late.

  • Late for being early.

  • Hey.

  • When did I start wearing a watch?

  • And now for the room with the most class.

  • The classroom.

  • And here's the chalkboard.

  • It's the ladle that helps us drink from the fountain of knowledge.

  • And those drinks are recorded here, on the good noodle board.

  • Huh? Oh, sorry.

  • Attendance. Penmanship.

  • Basic desk sanitation. Advanced desk sanitation.

  • I'll add your name so you can start collecting good noodle stars too.

  • There you are.

  • Look at all the stars you have.

  • I'll never be that good.

  • Oh Patrick, I'm just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have.

  • 74.

  • Who said that?

  • Hello class.

  • My name is Mrs. Puff.

  • And the only reason I say that is because I see we have a new student.

  • Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?

  • Who's the fat kid talking to?

  • You Patrick, she's the teacher.

  • Oh.

  • Come on now, tell the class your name. Don't be nervous.

  • We just want to know your name.

  • 24!

  • Oh, great, another genius.

  • Yeah. Why are they laughing?

  • I guess it's just in the timing.

  • Oh.

  • Today's first lesson will be on turning.

  • 24.

  • - Hey, Patrick. - What?

  • I thought of something funnier than 24.

  • Let me hear it.

  • 25.

  • That's enough!

  • Young man, this is your first day, so I'll let you off with a warning.

  • As for you, SpongeBob, I expect more from a good noodle. Pay attention.

  • Yes, Mrs. Puff.

  • Everyone, put down your books,

  • because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day!

  • Let's see here.

  • This week's hall monitor will be Bart, Jimmy, no, no, Tina, Ralph, mm...

  • SpongeBob.

  • It's Jimmy! Jimmy's the hall monitor.

  • Mrs. Puff, I've done it already!

  • Oh. Phil?

  • No way, Mrs. Puff.

  • Uhh, Tina, you're the hall monitor.

  • Hey, I've done it three times already!

  • - B...uh...B-Beth! - She graduated!

  • Henry?! Vera?! Clayton?!

  • All right, I guess I have no choice.

  • The hall monitor of the day is...

  • SpongeBob.

  • Yahoo!

  • Hall monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am!

  • I am ready to assume my position... in the hall!

  • I will protect all that are weak... in the hall!

  • All rules will be enforced... in the hall!

  • Okay! Just take the hat and belt.

  • I can't accept that yet, ma'am. First, I have to make my speech.

  • You can't make this easy, can you?

  • Classmates! Who am I to deserve such a great honor?

  • Why, I would be nothing without Mrs. Puff.

  • Give me a break.

  • And to my public, all I can say is I'm touched.

  • And furthermore, I will carry out my duties...

  • Crime and punishment, punishment and crime... in the hall!

  • Which reminds me of an extremely long speech

  • written by the greatest hall monitor of all time.

  • Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears.

  • In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this uniform

  • and assume my duties as...

  • hall monitor!

  • Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff!

  • Oh, and I will be re--

  • SpongeBob SquarePants, I hereby sentence you and your friend...

  • to detention!

  • Detention!?

  • May Neptune have mercy on your souls.

  • In one day, I've gone from Good Noodle to Bad Egg.

  • It's all Stupid Patrick's fault.

  • I hate you, Patrick.

  • I hate you more.

  • I'd hate you no matter what.

  • Yeah, well, I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.

  • I'd hate you even if that made sense.

  • I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you.

  • I'd hate you, even if, uhh...

  • Um, I'd hate you even if the light bulb keeping Roger alive went out.

  • Mmmm... I'm sorry I called you a stupid star!

  • I'm sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class

  • and got your Good Noodle Star removed and shot the spitballs...

  • I'm sorry your apology is so long!

  • Me too! Let's save Roger!

  • I'll keep him warm and you get a light bulb from the supply closet.

  • Light bulb!

  • But why does it have to be so far away?

  • I'm coming, SpongeBob!

  • Oh, where's Patrick? Aw, forget it.

  • I've got to go find Roger some warmth.

  • The light bulb! Without its warmth, Roger will die!

  • Roger! Without him, the light bulb will have nothing to warm!

  • We did it, Patrick! We saved Roger's life!

  • I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

  • - I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. - I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

  • - I'm ready. I'm ready. Huh? - I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

  • Well, back to the ol' grind.

  • Well, back to the ol' grind.

  • Forgot my hat.

  • Uh, me, too.

  • Whoa.

  • Whoa.

  • Dropped my spatula.

  • Uhh, me, too.

  • - You're copying me! - Yes.

  • Why are you doing that?

  • So I can win an award like you.

  • Well, it's annoying, so stop it!

  • Stop it.

  • - Say, you're good. - Thanks.

  • - Ha! Darn. - Ha! Darn.

  • Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...

  • - pickled fish lips! - pickled fish lips!

  • - Sea weavle. - Sea weavle.

  • - Gorgy smorgy. - Gorgy smorgy.

  • At least I'm safe inside my mind.

  • At least I'm safe inside my mind.

  • Oh, the gym looks wonderful.

  • Well, I guess the first thing we should do is...

  • Yay! My first prom picture!

  • Uh-uh-uh... our first prom picture.

  • Let's get this over with.

  • All right you invertebrates, I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge.

  • Well, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air

  • And then you take the other one And jam it right up there

  • You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge

  • Now you're doin' The Sponge. Huh, Do The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge

  • Beat your buns you're doin' The Sponge

  • Well now, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air

  • And then you take the other one And jam it right up there

  • Get lost, pizza topping! Can't you see I'm doing the Sponge?

  • And give a great big lunge

  • Now you're doin', yeah, Now you're doin' The Sponge

  • All right now yeah

  • Now do The Sponge, Sponge, Oh do The Sponge

  • Before you know You're taking the plunge

  • ♪ I said The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge

  • Beat your buns you're doin' The Sponge

  • Yeah beat your buns You're doin' The Sponge

  • Oh yeah well, You're doin' The Sponge

  • ♪ I said The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge

  • Yeah do The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge

  • They love us!

  • Yay! We're popular!

  • Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?

Time for boating school.

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