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  • Wow.

  • - I've never seen so many mattresses. - Yeah.

  • How many do you think there are?

  • - Ten. - Cool.

  • Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items.

  • Pranks, gags and gross out toys as far as the eye can see.

  • Isn't it everything I said it would be, Patrick?

  • Hey, Cinna-brittle!

  • Oh, darn it! Not again.

  • Pine cones, pine cones, pine cones.

  • These pipe cleaners are simply delightful.

  • Old lady, quick! I'm looking for the scented pine cones.

  • It's an emergency.

  • Well, I hope you weren't looking to buy them, sonny,

  • because Grandma already picked up all they had.

  • Once again, you and I are kept apart,

  • oh sweet scented pine cones.

  • Hey, Gary.

  • Nothing satisfies like a good story.

  • - Are you ready to go, Patrick? - Ah! Get back!

  • I wasn't gonna eat all of you!

  • Patrick, it's me.

  • - Sponge... - Ew.

  • Wow, a magic shop.

  • Are you a magician?

  • One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...

  • Anyway, and then he told us, if you believe in yourself

  • and with a tiny pinch of magic,

  • all of your dreams can come true.

  • [groaning]

  • Guess what, Squidward!

  • We stink!

  • [humming]

  • Spatula, spatula...

  • Port and starboard attachments.

  • Hi there.

  • [screaming]

  • Hey, don't you want a free balloon?

  • It's National Free Balloon Day.

  • Hey Squidward, wanna blow some bubbles?

  • - Only 25 cents. - Oh, right.

  • Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.

  • Uh-huh.

  • Next stop: gift shop.

  • Mind if I test it out?

  • Yeah, this does feel comfortable.

  • Could you excuse me a moment?

  • [snoring]

  • [growling]

  • [groaning]

  • [screaming]

  • Ah, forget it.

  • So, what do you think?

  • [screaming]

  • Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star

  • Price check on industrial sized econo-pack of raw fiber.

  • Well, what do you think?

  • Sorry, Doc. I don't really think it's me.

  • That's A-OK, that's cool. As lead surgeon here,

  • I take the Hypothetical Oath, which means I will not stop.

  • I will not rest, I will not cut a single toenail

  • until the customer is 100% satisfied.

  • So please, browse our extensive wall of noses.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Huh?

  • Dear valued Tom's Toolery customers,

  • we are closed this week in observance of Porpoise Day.

  • Please call again. Barnacles!

  • Hi, I need a birthday cake.

  • This is what I got.

  • Sorry about the scabies...

  • Um, could you change it to say "Happy Birthday"?

  • Do you want it or not? I haven't got all night.

  • Yeah, neither do I.

  • Angry Jack's Shell Emporium.

  • Angry Jack's!

  • I'm so angry about my massive inventory,

  • that I'm slashing prices like crazy!

  • Jack's angry!

  • 99.99 buy this refurbished shell,

  • and I'm angry about it!

  • Or what about this one?

  • Brand-new plastic shell, super gloss coat,

  • only 39.99!

  • Hey! Get those numbers out of my face!

  • Patrick shopping for cookery?

  • Very suspicious. He's coming back!

  • [shattering]

  • I don't think that I dropped-- Oh why Squidward, you shouldn't have!

  • Well, your options are endless, Mr. Star.

  • Anywhere from beautiful white sandy beaches,

  • to exhilarating jungle safaris.

  • It all depends on your budget.

  • [groaning]

  • I guess I'll just have to stay home.

  • Pitchfork Pantry, of course.

  • Ahh! Ow!

  • The Krusty Krab's not there anymore? Where did it go?

  • I pawned it to raise the cash for the concert tour.

  • - You did what? - Yeah, hard to believe, I know.

  • My heart aches when I think of my girl cold and lonely,

  • just sitting in the front window of that dirty pawn shop

  • at the mercy of any random Joe who just happens by.

  • [whistling]

  • Hoppin' hamburger stands!

  • [laughing]

  • Just like clockwork.

  • The twerp approaches.

  • Time for phase three.

  • Aw, shrimp!

  • Oh, dry cleaning in one hour.

  • Uh, ticket please.

  • Has it already been an hour? One more time!

  • [giggling]

  • Whoa! You were so convincing.

  • You had that guard totally fooled.

  • I think we can skip to the end of the story.

  • Let's just stop here to pick up some props for your evil lair.

  • We'll just need a few dollars.

  • Boink!

  • I'm supposed to be the villain,

  • so why do I feel like I'm being robbed?

  • [moaning]

  • Hey, shapes and noises. I love it!

  • [laughing]

  • I need to launder these bills, fast.

  • I know just the place, but first, let me adjust your seat.

  • Hey! What's the big idea?

  • Just grabbing some measurements.

  • Sir, try to keep still.

  • Whoa there! Don't you need some other measurements?

  • I mean, how about me inseam?

  • No, you can put that away, sir. I'm almost done.

  • Ah! The bridge is out!

  • [screaming]

  • That's a sweet little boat.

  • You're a smart shopper.

  • Oh, I'm not shopping, I'm playing.

  • [horn honking]

  • Hi, Squidward!

  • Ooh, he-he!

  • I got a plan! Hold on!

  • Ah, there's nothing quite like a brand new shirt.

  • Whoops, forgot the tag.

  • I got it!

  • [groaning]

  • Ah, nothing beats cashmere.

  • Oh, a bit warm for a sweater today though.

  • I can help!

  • No, no, no, no!

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, come on!

  • [mumbling]

  • Let's see that twine-twirling twit try to unravel this!

  • Huh?

  • Um, hello?

  • Hello there!

  • Welcome to Clock World where we always have time for a bargain!

  • How can I help you?

  • Do you have another alarm clock like my old one?

  • Hm...

  • Ah, the 740 Foghorn Wake-Em-Up Grand.

  • I'm sorry to say they don't make this model anymore.

  • But if you have a second,

  • I have many others I can show you.

  • Wow. So many to choose from.

  • Oh, I'll never be able to choose a clock with this many choices.

  • I'll just take 'em all!

  • Ah! I'm rich!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

Wow.

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