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  • ♪ >> JAMES: WELCOME BACK.

  • WE ARE WITH THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH AND BEN SCHWARTZ.

  • WE'VE BEEN ASKING OUR GUESTS TO SHARE SOMETHING SPECIAL THEY

  • HAVE AT HOME IN OUR "LATE LATE SHOW AND TELL."

  • DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE?

  • BEN, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU'D LOVE TO SHARE WITH US?

  • >> I DO.

  • BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION SO WE COULD ONLY HAVE ONE.

  • I KEEP ALL THE PROPS, SO I HAVE THE MONEY FROM PARKS AND

  • RECREATION.

  • >> James: YEAH.

  • WHEN I HELPED OUT WITH "STAR WARS," I STOLE INFORMATION FROM

  • THE MILLENNIUM FALCON.

  • THERE IS ONE THING THAT I HAVE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER

  • THIS, JAMES, BUT THIS IS CRAZY, AND IT PROBABLY IS THE MOST

  • EXPENSIVE THING I HAVE IN MY ENTIRE HOUSE, I HAVE JAMES

  • CORDEN'S FIRST EVER AUTOGRAPH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU GAVE THIS KNOW I GUESS WHEN

  • YOU WERE A KID.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN READ IT.

  • YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WOW.

  • THIS WAS CRAZY BECAUSE I WAS JUST WALKING AROUND THE U.K. AND

  • JAMES WAS SNELLING, I DON'T KNOW, SNEAKERS OR SOMETHING.

  • AND I SAID, GOD, YOU HAVE IT.

  • AND I SAID, I'D LIKE TOUR AUTOGRAPH, KID.

  • SO THIS IS IT.

  • >> James: WOW.

  • THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

  • >> I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT OF A BULLET-PROOF CASE BUT I'LL PUT

  • IT RIGHT BACK IN.

  • >> James: THOMAS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHARE WITH US?

  • >> WELL, I DO HAVE A LOT OF MY COOL STUFF ON BUT, YOU KNOW,

  • BEN'S GOT A GAMING LEAGUE, BUT HE WASN'T THE FIRST.

  • WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO L.A., I HAD A LEAGUE OF CHAMPS.

  • >> James: WOW.

  • I PLAYED HOCKEY AND SOCCER AND GUESS WHAT?

  • I WON 'EM BOTH.

  • >> James: WOW.

  • WHOA.

  • I WAS THE KID WHO INVITED PEOPLE OVER TO PLAY WITH HIS

  • TOYS AND WAS SUPER GOOD.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS THE KID, I MEAN,

  • FULLY-GROWN ADULT.

  • >> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUESTS

  • THIS EVENING?

  • >> Reggie: YES, I DO.

  • TONIGHT'S QUESTION IS IN VIRTUAL REALITY, SO IF YOU WOULD KINDLY

  • PUT ON YOUR VIRTUAL REALITY VISORS.

  • >> James: OH, WOW.

  • >> Reggie: THREE, TWO, ONE, ENGAGE.

  • ALL RIGHT, LET ME ACTIVATE THE VISUALIZER REAL QUICK.

  • OKAY, CAN YOU GUYS SEE THAT.

  • >> YES, SO FAR, IT'S JUST YOUR DANCING.

  • IS THAT CORRECT?

  • >> CORRECT.

  • HERE'S THE QUESTION.

  • THE DANCING WAS JUST THERE TO DISTRACT YOU.

  • IN A TIME BEYOND THAT WHICH WE ARE ACCUSTOMED TO, IF THERE WERE

  • MORE THAN THREE PEOPLE IN ONE'S LIFE, WOULD ONE TAKE ONE OF

  • THOSE THREE PEOPLE AND TAKE THEM ON AN ENCHANTING VIESAGE THROUGH

  • HISTORY?

  • >> OKAY, WELL, FIRST, YOU HAVE TO REMOVE ONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM

  • THE EQUATION BECAUSE, OTHERWISE, THE MATH DOESN'T WORK, BUT ONCE

  • YOU'VE DONE THAT, THEN -- >> ONCE YOU'VE DONE THAT, YOU

  • CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT THROUGH TIME.

  • YOU CAN SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS.

  • BUT WHAT THOMAS AND I HAVE LEARNED IS YOU SHOULD NOT SPEAK

  • TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE YOUNGER.

  • RIGHT, THOMAS IS THIS.

  • >> OH, YEAH, BECAUSE IF I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT, I WOULD HAVE

  • BEEN A MARINE BIOLOGIST AND SELLING MERCH AT A MARINE

  • BIOLOGIST TABLE.

  • >> James: IS THAT RIGHT, REG?

  • I'M AFRAID THAT'S CORRECT.

  • >> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

  • ALL THREE, MIDDLEDITCH AND SCHWARTZ IMPROV SPECIALS ARE

  • BRILLIANT AND VEIL RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX.

  • IS THANK YOU BEN SCHWARTZ, THANK YOU, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH.

  • BACK WITH BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG, EVERYBODY!

  • ♪ ♪

  • ♪ ♪

♪ >> JAMES: WELCOME BACK.

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