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  • >> James: WELCOME BACK.

  • OUR GUESTS TODAY ARE TWO OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH,

  • AND THEY'VE JUST RELEASED THREE BRILLIANT, COMPLETELY

  • IMPROVISED, COMEDY SPECIALS ON NETFLIX: THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH &

  • BEN SCHWARTZ.ù.

  • HEY, FELLAS, HOW YOU DOING?

  • >> OH, THIS IS GREAT.

  • HOW ARE YOU, JAMES?

  • >> James: I AM VERY WELL.

  • YO BOTH LOOK VERY WELL.

  • THOMAS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED TO SEE WHEN YOU CAME ON

  • TO THIS CALL, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS WASN'T IT.

  • TALK ME THROUGH THESE -- >> YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THE

  • PIDE PIPER LIMITED EDITION RAT JACK?

  • I MEAN, WITH SHORTS?

  • >> James: WHAT?

  • FLIPPERS.

  • >> James: NO.

  • GAMING HEAD SET, YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THIS, JAMES?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ARE YOU SURE?

  • >> James: THAT IS GENUINELY NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.

  • I EVEN QUESTIONED WHETHER THE ROOM BEHIND YOU WAS REAL.

  • >> IT'S 100% REAL.

  • THAT IS A REAL CAST IRON SPIRAL STAIRCASE.

  • >> AND IT GOES NOWHERE, BABY.

  • NOWHERE.

  • >> IF YOU GO UP, YOU JUST APPEAR ON THE BOTTOM SIDE IN AN

  • INFINITE Pac-MAN LOOP.

  • >> JAMES, YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING HIM TO BE WEARING AIRPLANE

  • EARPHONES WITH SOME KIND OF BURGER KING MIC?

  • >> James: NOW I'VE SEEN IT.

  • I'M QUESTIONING WHETHER THERE WOULD BE ANYTHING ELSE.

  • >> NO, THIS IS HIM.

  • YOU'RE SEEING THOMAS FOR REAL.

  • THIS IS THE REAL THOMAS, BABY.

  • >> James: I REALLY FEEL LIKE THOMAS IS HOLDING IT TOGETHER

  • QUITE WELL DURING THIS PERIOD OF ISOLATION.

  • >> I'M DOING GREAT!

  • >> James: I FEEL LIKE I'M ALREADY JUST TALKING TO YOU.

  • WHERE IS HE GOING NOW?

  • >> THIS IS MY FAVORITE TOY!

  • I PLAY WITH THIS TOY EVERY DAY.

  • >> James: WHAT IS THAT TOY?

  • IS THAT YOUR FACE?

  • >> YES, IT'S FUN TO PLAY WITH, JAMES!

  • >> James: OH, GOD.

  • ASK ME HOW MY QUARANTINE BEEN DOING, JAMES.

  • >> James: HEY, BEN, HOW'S YOUR QUARANTINE BEEN DOING?

  • >> OH, PRETTY GOOD.

  • >> James: WOW!

  • LOOK AT THIS!

  • BUT YOU ARE BOTH BIG GAMERS, RIGHT?

  • YOU'RE SPENDING QUITE A LOT OF TIME DOING SOME GAMING.

  • >> YOU'RE TALKING TO ME WITH THE CHAIR AND NOBODY IN IT?

  • >> James: OH, MY GOD.

  • IS THAT A VR HEADSET, THOMAS.

  • >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALK ABOUT.

  • >> WE BOTH HAVE THEM.

  • THE ONLY R I'M IN NOW IS THIS ONE RIGHT NOW, THE REAL REALITY.

  • >> James: THIS IS THE REAL REALITY.

  • WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PULL THAT OVER YOUR EYES?

  • >> MAN!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( BLEEP ).

  • >> OH, YEAH!

  • I CAN'T FIT IT ALL OVER -- >> WHAT'S HAPPENING THROUGH MY

  • V.R.

  • >> James: THOMAS, WHAT'S HAPPENING IN BEN'S V.R. RIGHT

  • NOW?

  • >> OH, MAN, HE'S WAITING IN A DOCTOR'S WAITING ROOM.

  • THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.

  • OKAY.

  • YOU'RE CLEAR TO GO.

  • GET OUT OF HERE.

  • >> THAT'S GREAT!

  • BUT SO YOU ARE -- LIKE I JUST SAID, YOU'RE BOTH BIG GAMERS,

  • PLAYING A LOT OF VIDEO GAMES.

  • WHAT SORT OF GAMES ARE YOU PLAYING?

  • I FEEL LIKE FOR GAMERS THIS PERIOD OF LOCKDOWN IS PARADISE.

  • >> IT'S BEEN HEAVEN.

  • CORONA TRIGGER, I BEAT WHEN I WAS A KID, I REBEAT 15 HOURS

  • INTO THAT.

  • I HAVE BEEN PLAYING GENESIS.

  • THEN A MARIO KART 8 JAMES.

  • WE PLAY THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS EVERY SATURDAY AND

  • IT'S SOMETHING I LOOK FORWARD TO.

  • >> James: MARIO KART 8 IS THE MOST RECENT ONE?

  • >> YES, DO YOU HAVE A SWITCH?

  • >> James: I DO.

  • WELCOME TO THE COUNCIL MEMBER, JAMES!

  • >> James: I CAN PLAY YOU IN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP.

  • HOW?

  • >> YOU TEXT ME A FRIEND CODE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.

  • >> SAY YOUR FRIEND CODE NOW AND EVERYBODY CAN PLAY.

  • >> James: I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT MY FRIEND CODE IS.

  • >> BEN SAY YOUR FRIEND CODE.

  • I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD LOVE TO BE IN THE CHAMPS.

  • >> ME, DAVID LETTERMAN -- WHO ELSE.

  • >> James: I KNEW IT!

  • BEN, IT JUST GOT ANNOUNCED THAT PARKS AND RECREATION ARE

  • REUNITING FOR A NEW SPECIAL.

  • >> THEY ARE.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

  • WHEN'S IT ON?

  • ARE YOU GOING TO BE INVOLVED?

  • ARE YOU IN IT?

  • >> I KNOW IT COMES OUT ON THURSDAY, ANDETH EVERYBODY

  • FILMED FROM THEIR OWN HOUSE, AND IT'S THEM AS CHARACTERS.

  • IT'S LIKE AN ACTUAL EPISODE OF PARKSEN REC, AND I'M NOT ALLOWED

  • TO SAY IF I'M IN IT, BUT I WILL SAY MY HAIR IS AT A VERY GOOD

  • LENGTH, IF THEY DID ASK ME.

  • >> James: IT'S AT A PERFECT LENGTH.

  • IT REALLY IS.

  • THIS IS HUGELY EXCITING.

  • >> IT IS.

  • I'M VERY EXCITED.

  • EVEN IF I'M NOT INVOLVED, I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE IT.

  • IT'S ALL A BENEFIT AND IT'S A CHARITY TYPE SHOW, SOETTES VERY

  • EXCITING.

  • >> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MIDDLEDITCH & SCHWARTZ

  • SPECIAL.

  • YOU'VE DONE THREE IMPROVISED SPECIALS.

  • EXPLAIN WHAT LONG-FORM IMPROV IS AND HOW YOU CAME ABOUT THE TWO

  • OF YOU WOULD TO THIS TOGETHER AND WHAT HAPPENS DURING THE

  • SHOW.

  • >> WELL, LONG-FORM IMPROV IN GENERAL IS JUST TAKING A CERTAIN

  • SUGGESTION FROM THE AUDIENCE AND MAKING A WHOLE ENTIRE SHOW FROM

  • IT, AND THAT CAN MANIFEST ITSELF IN ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT WAYS,

  • BUT HOW WE'LL DO IT IS WE'LL TELL THIS LITTLE TWO-PERSON

  • STORY, A PLAY, IF YOU WILL, WHERE WE PLAY EACH OTHER'S

  • CHARACTERS, WE TRY TO HAVE -- THREAD SOME NARRATIVE IN IT, AND

  • IT IS A MIX OF TOTAL INSANITY AND CHARACTERS THAT YOU WANT TO

  • SEE SUCCEED OR FAIL.

  • HOLD ON.

  • JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF QUILT TEXTS.

  • >> THE SPECIAL HAS BEEN GOING SO WELL PEOPLE ARE TEXTING HIM,

  • TTARANTINO'S TEXTING HIM.

  • IT'S BEEN REALLY EXCITING.

  • >> James: IS THIS TRUE OR IS THIS PART OF THE LONG-TERM

  • IMPROV.

  • >> NO, NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE HAVE TEXTED HIM.

  • >> James: WELL, THEY SHOULD, BECAUSE I WATCHED THE WEEKEND

  • AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE CAN TRULY COMPREHEND HOW DIFFICULT WHAT

  • YOU'RE DOING IS.

  • I MEAN, BEN, BECAUSE YOU TWO HAVE DONE IMPROV TOGETHER FOR

  • MANY YEARS.

  • WHAT STRENGTHS OUTSIDE OF FASHION DOES THOMAS HAVE HAS AN

  • IMPROV.

  • >> WE HAVE BEEN DOING IMPROV FOR 20 YEARS SO LORE.

  • THERE ARE A SERIES OF REASON WHY THOMAS IS INCREDIBLE, BUT HE

  • INCOME PASSES THE CHARACTER AND BECOMES THE CHARACTER.

  • ANYTIME I SAY COMPLIMENTS IT WASHES OVER HIM LIKE A WAVE.

  • >> James: I CAN SEE IT.

  • HE CAN DO ACCENTS AND ALL THESE THINGS.

  • SO WHEN WE'RE DOING THESE SHOWS, THE BEST THING IS WHATEVER

  • CHARACTER HE MAKES, THAT'S UNCREDIBLE BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY

  • SWITCH CHARACTERS THROUGHOUT THIS SHOW WHILE TELLING A SINGLE

  • STORY.

  • SO TO WATCH HIM DO THAT IS A JOY.

  • HE'S AN INCREDIBLE PERSON.

  • I CAN'T WAIT TO ASK THOMAS THE SAME QUESTION.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOUR GO-TO FAVORITE ACCENTS TO DO, THOMAS?

  • >> OH, WELL, I DO SILLY SAMMY, THAT GOES, HI, I'M SILLY SAMMY!

  • AND THEN I, LIKE -- >> James: THAT'S AN ACCENT?

  • YEAH.

  • WACKY WAYNE IS LIKE, OH, I'M WACKY!

  • >> MAY I SAY THIS REAL QUICK?

  • PEOPLE MIGHT BELIEVE YOU, THOMAS.

  • WE DON'T THINK OF ANYTHING BEFOREHAND.

  • >> TOTALLY IMPROVISED.

  • >> James: AND WHAT ABOUT -- THOMAS, WHAT ABOUT BEN?

  • WHAT MAKES BEN A PERFECT IMPROV PARTNER?

  • >> I SUPPOSE BEN'S ABILITY TO MAKE SENSE OF MY INSANE

  • CHARACTERS.

  • I'LL SAY SOMETHING -- I'LL BE SILLY SAMMY, FOR EXAMPLE.

  • BEN, HE'S JUST A GUY WITH A SILLY VOICE.

  • BEN PUTS A BACK STORY, A CONTEXT.

  • HE GIVES SILLY SAMMY A JOB.

  • WHAT DOES SILLY SAMMY DO, BEN IS THIS.

  • >> HE WORKS AT A MARINE BIOLOGIST SHOP.

  • >> HE WORKS AT A MARINE BIOLOGIST SHOP.

  • >> James: HE WORKS AT THE SHOP.

  • >> HE'S SELLING MERCH FOR MARINE BIOLOGISTS.

  • I MEAN, WITHOUT BEN, I'M NOTHING.

  • >> James: WELL, I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THE FIRST

  • SPECIAL, AND IT'S SO GOOD.

  • MY WIFE AND I ARE SAVING THE OTHER TWO --

  • >> DO YOU ACTUALLY WATCH IT?

  • >> James: OH, MAN, I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

  • >> WHEN I WORKED WITH LETTERMAN, I ALWAYS WONDERED IF HE WATCHED

  • ANYTHING OF THE GUESTS THAT CAME ON.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WATCH STUFF, BUT NOW WE'RE IN A PANDEMIC, YOU

  • HAVE THE TIME AND YOU WATCHED OUR SPECIAL AND ACTUALLY LIKED

  • IT.

  • >> James: LET ME BE HONEST.

  • IT WASN'T JUST THE TIME.

  • I ALSO HAD THE INCLINATION.

  • >> OH!

  • >> James: AND I LOVED IT.

>> James: WELCOME BACK.

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