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  • -Our first guest tonight is one of the funniest people I know.

  • He stars in the new animated film

  • "The Willoughbys" on Netflix.

  • Please welcome to the show Will Forte, everybody.

  • -Hello, Seth. -Hello, Will.

  • It is so wonderful to see you. -It's great to see you, too.

  • -I talked to your co-star Maya Rudolph

  • about how her animated character looks in this film,

  • and she pointed out that you have a bowl cut in the film.

  • Here's a photo of you from the film.

  • And that's not far off, according to Maya,

  • from an actual haircut you had for years.

  • -That is the haircut that I had until I was 32 years old.

  • -32. -[ Laughs ]

  • I started out with a classic bowl cut that --

  • I think everybody goes through a bowl-cut phase as a kid.

  • But I just never let go.

  • I -- It turned into, like,

  • a bowl-cut mullet version in my high-school years.

  • And then I trimmed that down to just, like, a normal bowl

  • with just, like, a little handle on the end.

  • So you could, like --

  • Like, a bowl you could carry around with your hand.

  • Just a little handle in the back but still very much a bowl cut.

  • -Now, it should be noted

  • this wasn't a hairdresser who sort of led you astray.

  • This was happening because you were cutting your own hair.

  • -Yes, yes. I decided...

  • why waste all this money on haircutters

  • when I can do it myself beautifully, a beautiful job?

  • -[ Laughs ] -And so I cut my own mullet.

  • In fact, I don't even think

  • I remember trying to go for a mullet.

  • I think I just would see hair here and cut the hair here

  • and then just go, "Oh, I don't really see the hair in the back,

  • so I guess I don't have to cut it."

  • -When you showed up at "SNL," it was sort of almost

  • insisted upon that you upgrade your haircut?

  • -Yes. So, I get there.

  • I'm already just terrified of the whole situation,

  • nervous about everything.

  • And one of the first things they do is they take you down

  • for a photo shoot to take various pictures,

  • one of them for this wall of all the performers past and present.

  • And so I get down there.

  • 30 seconds into these photos,

  • they all call a time-out to go huddle.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -And I'm like, "Oh, this cannot be good."

  • They all come over and try to, as gingerly as possible,

  • break the news to me

  • that I had the ugliest haircut they'd ever seen in their lives.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -So I -- I went for it.

  • I just allowed -- You know, I said, "Jesus, take the wheel."

  • -Yeah. -And they cut it into the --

  • you know, the sexy do that it is right now.

  • -You are not known to be a wasteful man.

  • You recycle.

  • And you took this as far as your own hair.

  • You would cut your hair, and then you saved your hair,

  • and you made a gift for your dear friend,

  • my dear friend, John Solomon.

  • Do you want to explain the gift before we show the photo?

  • -Yes.

  • So, John Solomon has been

  • an important person in both of our lives.

  • You met him when he came to write at "Saturday Night Live."

  • Well, I've known him since college.

  • Just one of the best people on the planet, funniest, sweetest.

  • He's like a brother.

  • So I wanted to give him a gift befitting of his wonderfulness.

  • So, yeah, you know, I cut my hair,

  • and I started saving that hair

  • and eventually made him a wig.

  • And so what I did was I took one of those Styrofoam wig heads,

  • put a bald cap on top of that

  • then just a bunch of glue on top of the bald cap,

  • matted down the hair on that,

  • and then I made up the rest of the wig head.

  • I painted it flesh-colored, put a couple of eyes in there.

  • And, yeah. So, I presented it to him, and he --

  • -There we go. That's the photo of it.

  • And so that is all -- I mean, that's a pretty good likeness.

  • That's all your actual hair. -That is all my actual hair.

  • Ooh, ooh! And I can't believe I buried the lede here.

  • Yeah, the mustache is also my hair.

  • But it's not from my head.

  • -[ Laughs ] Leave it. Leave it at that. I mean...

  • -Pubic hair. It's pubic hair.

  • -No one would be surprised after seeing that that you --

  • to hear you're a wonderful gift giver.

  • And you just gave someone

  • what many say is the greatest gift of all.

  • You just got engaged, my friend.

  • -I did just get engaged. I'm very excited.

  • I fell in love with a woman.

  • -I'm so happy for you. -Thank you. Thank you.

  • Oh, my God. I'm excited for you to get to know her more.

  • You got to meet her the last time I was on your show.

  • We all went out to dinner afterwards.

  • -I know. She was wonderful.

  • -Yeah, so it's -- We're super happy.

  • And, uh --

  • Oop! My puppy's chewing on the cord.

  • Get away from that cord...

  • Mud Butt! Yeah, we call him Mud Butt.

  • Um... -Wait. I want to ask this.

  • A big part, of course, is giving the engagement ring.

  • Can you tell us about your ring real quick?

  • -So, it was -- I asked her on Christmas Day.

  • We had been working on "MacGruber" scripts.

  • And I kept saying,

  • "Oh, I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet."

  • So I'm like -- I want to -- I knew I wanted to propose,

  • but I also had to get this friggin' "MacGruber" script in.

  • So I finally, on the 24th, at 3:30 in the afternoon,

  • sent in this "MacGruber" script I had been working on,

  • grabbed my sister.

  • We ran down, trying to find some kind of shop.

  • I knew that I wanted to get a ring --

  • the ultimate ring with her, but I wanted to get --

  • You know, I for sure wanted to give her, like, a temp ring.

  • [ Dog barks ] -Yeah.

  • -So I'm looking, looking, looking.

  • But it's -- Stores are closing. It's the day before Christmas.

  • -Yeah, that's -- I mean, you should have seen that coming.

  • -I should have s-- Yeah, you know, I'm a planner.

  • I'm a planner.

  • So, anyway, I finally -- I just almost -- I just give up.

  • And I'm walking by this store

  • that basically just sells postcards,

  • and I saw that they had maybe three rings somewhere.

  • And these -- Slim pickins. Slim pickins.

  • Somehow it was meant to be,

  • and I got her the ring that I used to propose.

  • And it is the most beautiful-looking ring

  • you can... -Yeah, it's stunning.

  • And I'm assuming if you got it at a postcard store,

  • it cost you a pretty penny.

  • -Oh, the most beautiful ring that $55 can buy.

-Our first guest tonight is one of the funniest people I know.

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