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  • ating old or expired food is extremely dangerous.

  • - [Old Smokey] We do this at home but you shouldn't.

  • (kitchen timer bell rings)

  • - What's up buddy? - What's going on man?

  • I got something I think you're gonna like,

  • actually you know what?

  • No, I know you're gonna like this 'cause you told me.

  • You ain't gotta guess, I'm just gonna show you.

  • So, (humming)

  • - What the (beep) is that?

  • (intense music)

  • You're ki-

  • That is fu-. No.

  • (intense music)

  • - [Old Smokey] You said before that you liked insects.

  • - We knew that the bugs in the can,

  • with the grasshoppers were gonna be dead.

  • Those do not look dead.

  • They look sleeping.

  • - I'd never do that to you.

  • Never try to feed you anything that was alive.

  • Everything's dry and everything is food grade.

  • - [Josh] Food grade?

  • - [Old Smokey] Food grade ... from Thailand.

  • They've been inspected enough to where they're allowed

  • to be sold in America.

  • So, I think there's not any risk here.

  • I gotta admit this one's rather creepy.

  • (intense music)

  • - I'm not gonna eat any of those.

  • - [Old Smokey] It doesn't look like food, but it is.

  • - That looks like food to you, that thing?

  • - To most of the world this is food.

  • - We've don- - You ain't gotta go very

  • far to where this is a meal.

  • I mean you go to Thailand and places like that,

  • they'll have more- kebabs.

  • - But Smokey,

  • this is not fear factor, okay?

  • This is not, I'm not eating those stupid bugs.

  • We had old grasshoppers that Bela Lugosi was hawking

  • back in the forties, okay?

  • And now you think it's hysterical

  • to bring me a plate of bugs.

  • - You wouldn't have said that you liked insects,

  • I wouldn't have done this.

  • - I never said I liked insects.

  • - You did.

  • - That is [beep] lie.

  • - [Josh] Okay, I may have said I've tried insects.

  • - No, You said: "I liked them."

  • - I may have said they're not bad.

  • - I like insects.

  • - Is there a playback of this falsity that he is claiming?

  • - I've had bugs before and I like 'em.

  • I've had bugs before and I like 'em.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Josh] You went out of your way?

  • - I did.

  • - Why aren't you eating any of them?

  • - I'm not eating any of these.

  • You're the one that said you liked the insects not me.

  • - Do you see the bugs on here?

  • That is legitimately the Terminator of bugs.

  • - I can get you multiple options here, if you prefer?

  • (playful music)

  • You're gonna put gloves on to put something

  • in your mouth?

  • That makes a lot of sense.

  • - We had gloves on before, with the grasshoppers.

  • Gloves. - They were old.

  • These are fresh.

  • - Shut up. You don't know.

  • (laughs)

  • - Just open wide.

  • Close your eyes and I'll just give you a bite.

  • (relaxing music)

  • Get in there. (relaxing music)

  • You gonna be all right,

  • 'cause you did say you liked insects.

  • - Am I gonna get some street cred for this?

  • Do I get some respect out of you for this one?

  • - Sure. Absolutely.

  • (relaxing music)

  • - Don't think about it, don't think about it.

  • Isn't that what you say? Don't think about it?

  • - Don't think about it. (nervous laughing)

  • - Ooh ooh, what I'm I doing?

  • - Down the hatch

  • (crunchy chewing)

  • - You really?

  • Ooh, I wouldn't have looked inside after I took a bite.

  • - It kinda tastes like a potato chip.

  • Now it's getting real bad.

  • Yeah it's not good. (guitar music)

  • Something just happened.

  • - Did you get to the brain?

  • - Yeah, mm mm.

  • - Or the eyeball?

  • (guitar music) (gagging sound)

  • - 'cause you had two of them in there too.

  • - It's like seawater that popped in my mouth.

  • (coughing) - [Old Smokey] Nice.

  • - It was like old seawater.

  • Oh, that's gross.

  • That's so gross.

  • - I thought you liked insects, dude?

  • - That's terrible.

  • I don't know what that taste is, other than bug.

  • It's real bug.

  • - So it has an earthy?

  • - It's dirt. - flavor?

  • - It's, yeah, it's like crunchy dirt.

  • (relaxing music)

  • - You're really ... not liking this?

  • - No.

  • (upbeat music)

  • When the apocalypse happens and we're all forced to do this,

  • (upbeat music) then sure.

  • - [Old Smokey] I think that could be tasty

  • in a situation like that.

  • - You eat that.

  • - I don't think so.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - [Josh] It's a larvae.

  • - [Old Smokey] Yeah, I know what that is.

  • (percussive theme music)

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