字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 I hate Krabby Patties. Good one, Squidward. Everyone loves Krabby Patties. Yeah, well not me. You know what we say. The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one. That's me, never had one, never will. Well, you've gotta have one right now! No wonder you're always so miserable. Here, try this. Get that garbage out of my face! - Open up the tunnel. - No. But it's good for you. Good for you? That thing is a heart attack on a bun. No Squidward, I meant... good for your soul. Oh please, I have no soul. - Come on, Squidward. - No. - You won't be sorry. - No! It's delicious. Listen SpongeBob, how long are you prepared to keep this up? Give me that. When I die, you stay away from my funeral. Why, this Krabby Patty may be the most... Horrible, putrid, poorly prepared, disgusting excuse for a sandwich, it has ever been my displeasure to have slither down my throat! - But... - And I curse this Krabby Patty! And all who enjoy them to an early and well deserved grave! Come on! Come on! Come on! Still alive! So delicious! I gotta have more. I gotta have more! I gotta sneak one, just one. Then I'm off the stuff for good. - SpongeBob? - Yes, Squidward? I need a Triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun, with extra sea pickle and burn it to a crisp, OK? Coming right up! Listen Squidward, I wanna apologize for before. We don't all have to like the same thing. Don't go. While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it. You know what? It's not often I get to make one like this. I wanna see the look on their face when they take that first bite. Triple Krabby Supreme! Triple Krabby Supreme? Why don't you just leave it out here in case they come back? No, a patty this special should be eaten fresh and-- Well, I haven't had one of these babies in over 20 minutes. so... Honey... Ugh, oh! I have got to get my hands on a Krabby Patty, and no one's gonna stop me! Holy shrimp! All that matters is that it's just you and me and nobody-- Squidward? - Is that you? - What are you doing here? I always come to work at 3 AM. What are you doing here? - Uh, I forgot my-- - And why is the patty vault open? And why do you look so hungry and-- You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward? Yes! Yes, I admit it SpongeBob! I love Krabby Patties! Squidward, how many are you eating? Squidward! Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time! What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up? No, worse. It'll go right to your thighs. My thighs? And then you blow up. Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.