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  • I feel like I'm really meeting you for the first time.

  • Isn't that right, Janet?

  • You bet, Marty.

  • Janet?

  • Marty?

  • Who are you people?

  • Marty, I'm scared.

  • [doorbell ringing]

  • Excuse me, does this lovely couple belong to you?

  • They've been standing outside my house saying "Where's Patrick" all day.

  • It's driving me nuts!

  • Mom, Dad!

  • Wow son, you actually recognized us this time.

  • And you remembered to get dressed today.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, that's right honey. We don't have a son.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • [laughing]

  • So you two aren't being tortured by cousin BlackJack?

  • So SpongeBob, you cousin BlackJack has paid his debt to society

  • and renounced his criminal ways.

  • Never again will he litter.

  • That's right, little man!

  • Oh, well here comes the man of the hour.

  • Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish?

  • Or did you come to wrestle.

  • You wanna tussle? Well, let's tussle it up!

  • [screaming]

  • Cousin BlackJack?

  • Nibble moving flush!

  • [groaning]

  • [giggling]

  • That tickles.

  • Just like the old days, eh cousin?

  • Yeah, BlackJack.

  • You haven't changed a bit.

  • [laughing]

  • We have got the best kid ever.

  • [shrieking]

  • Oh...

  • Come on, son, let your old man buy you a quart of oil.

  • Woohoo!

  • [laughing]

  • Yes!

  • Sorry Dad, I'd love to but I'm leaving for college.

  • I went to college.

  • [sobbing]

  • Take it easy, SpongeBob.

  • SpongeBob.

  • SpongeBob.

  • You don't have to be a baby to get all of Grandma's love.

  • I don't?

  • Of course not.

  • No matter how grown up you get, you will always be my baby boo.

  • And remember, you can kiss your Grandma and still be an adult.

  • Here you go.

  • Thanks, Grandma.

  • Patrick OK!

  • Sister Sam feel bad.

  • Sorry she hurt Patrick.

  • Should protect little brober.

  • - She go now. - Sis, no hold on!

  • Oh, don't feel sad.

  • - You don't have to go. - Yes.

  • Sister Sam must go.

  • Late for manicure.

  • By, brober.

  • Bye, sis.

  • Gee, isn't my sister something?

  • Aw, she's something alright.

  • How about a little more, Plankton?

  • Or has this old granny had enough for one night?

  • Oh Grandma, you know I always have more pudding for you.

  • Open up.

  • You can let go of the spoon now, Grandma.

  • There-- oop!

  • Looks like you got a little on your face.

  • Here, let me.

  • There you are. There you are, darling.

  • Oh, Plankton.

  • You always were my favorite granddaughter.

  • Five minutes until bedtime, Mr. Plankton.

  • Well Grandma, that's the sweetest, most tender--

  • Five minutes, Mr. Plankton.

  • I heard you the first time!

  • Now where were we?

  • [snoring]

  • You ruined everything.

  • You couldn't stop being cheap, even for me.

  • [sobbing]

  • I'll make it up to you somehow, Pearl.

  • That's it!

  • Back it up, right there!

  • Let her go!

  • Hit it, boys!

  • [music playing]

  • It's all about you, girl

  • On your 16th birthday

  • Boy, how much is all this costing me?

  • Here's the receipt.

  • I ought a--

  • Oh Daddy, you got me everything I wanted.

  • Aw, nothing's too good for me daughter.

  • You're a good dad, Mr. Krabs.

  • Happy birthday dear old Grandma, Grandma, Grandma

  • The best grandma in the world Grandma, Grandma

  • Oh dear, look at all those candles.

  • Why, if I were any older,

  • we'd be in danger of burning down the house.

  • - Grandma, I gotta use your phone again. - Go ahead, dear.

  • [Patrick laughing]

  • [ringing]

  • Squareypants house.

  • Just checking in. Everything OK over there?

  • Oh yeah--

  • They need my help!

  • Grandma! Grandma!

  • Hold on, dear.

  • Just... just let me finish these last few candles.

  • I did it.

  • Oh, but oh am I tired.

  • Oh, better get you to bed then. Goodnight, Grandma.

  • What a good boy.

  • Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen

  • Oh, my computer wife, Karen

  • Put down those punch cards Put down those punch cards

  • And listen to my ode

  • Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen

  • Oh, my computer wife, Karen

  • What compares to What compares to

  • Eh, eeh, um...

  • Ah-ha!

  • Your beautiful diodes

  • [music playing]

  • Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen

  • You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes! ♪

  • I loved it! But not as much as I love you, Plankton.

  • I lo...

  • Love you too.

  • Aww!

  • I don't know. This doesn't look like a family restaurant.

  • Oh, well what do you think, baby?

  • Would you like to eat here?

  • Well, OK then. What would you like?

  • Krabby Patty!

  • Mm, yummy!

I feel like I'm really meeting you for the first time.

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