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  • Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like you, only clumsier.

  • And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties... it happened.

  • - He forgot the secret sauce? - No.

  • - He didn't wash his hands? - No!

  • - Irregular portions? - No!

  • He cut off his own hand by mistake.

  • You mean like this?

  • Or like this? Or this? Or this?

  • But what about this? Or this? Or this?

  • - Or this? Or-- - Except he wasn't a sponge!

  • So?

  • So it didn't grow back!

  • Oh, no!

  • And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula.

  • And then, he got hit by a bus!

  • And at his funeral, they fired him!

  • So now, every...what day is it?

  • - Tuesday. - Tuesday night!

  • His ghost returns to The Krusty Krab, to wreak his horrible vengeance.

  • But tonight's Tuesday night!

  • Then he'll be coming.

  • How will we know?

  • There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.

  • First, the lights will flicker on and off.

  • - Next... - Dude, can I have some ketchup?

  • Oh, here you go.

  • Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there.

  • And finally, the Hash Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over!

  • Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways.

  • Because he's already dead.

  • Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand.

  • No.

  • He opens the door...

  • He slowly approaches the counter!

  • And you know what he does next?

  • What?

  • You really want to know?

  • What?

  • Are you sure you want to know?

  • What, what, what does he do?

  • - He gets ya! - Ah!

  • Hold on!

  • Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?

  • No thank you, Mr. Krabs. Eh, does it have monsters in it?

  • Ay, the worst monster of them all.

  • Uh... no.

  • Is it a true story?

  • True as the deep blue.

  • OK, maybe just a little.

  • Have a seat, me boy.

  • Hot, hot, hot, hot hot.

  • Every year on Halloween night, the Flying Dutchman descends on Bikini Bottom, in a pirate ship just like this! Only bigger!

  • Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty?

  • Like I was saying, the Flying Dutchman swoops down and starts stealing people's souls.

  • Do souls look like pickles?

  • Ay, as a matter of fact, they do.

  • Then he puts them where you can get 'em.

  • In his soul bag.

  • I've come for your pickle.

  • Ah, scaredy pants get easier to scare every year.

  • Squidward.

  • Nothing like a good ghost story, eh me boy?

  • Hit it, Fingers!

  • They're good.

  • Oh, we're the ghouls of the briny deep

  • Under the waves we like to creep

  • Sleeping in coffins with spider webs

  • As ghostly pillows beneath our heads

  • Oh, we're the ghouls of the briny deep

  • Under the waves we like to creep

  • We wear black shrouds That look quite neat

  • But we don't wear shoes 'Cause we have no feet

  • We like to haunt And frighten and scare

  • Till you jump right out Of your underwear. ♪

  • We like to eat eyes and brains And drink right out of rusty drains

  • We don't keep animals Like cutesy snails

  • Gary!

  • Our favorite pet's The Cat-O'-Nine-Tails! ♪

Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like you, only clumsier.

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這是Hash Slinging Slasher!?海綿寶寶 (It’s the Hash Slinging Slasher! ? SpongeBob SquarePants)

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