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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

  • WELCOME BACK.

  • YOU KNOW MY GUEST, OF COURSE, AS D.J. DIESEL, BUT SOME PEOPLE

  • CALL HIM SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.

  • I HAD BARKLEY ON THE SHOW LAST TIME IN MARCH.

  • WHEN YOU DISAGREE WITH SOMETHING BARKLEY HAS SAID, YOU'LL OFTEN

  • SAY TO HIM, "HOW MANY RINGS HAVE YOU GOT, CHUCK?"

  • >> THAT'S THE SECRET WEAPON.

  • >> Stephen: IS THAT YOUR MOST EFFECTIVE MODE OF CONVERSATION?

  • >> OF COURSE.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE?

  • IT'S LIKE US BEING SOME GREAT SAMURAI WARRIORS, AND WHEN I

  • PULL THAT OUT RIGHT THERE, I KNOW WHAT THIS DOES TO CHARLES

  • BARKLEY.

  • ( LAUGHS ) I KNOW WHAT THIS DOES TO

  • BARKLEY-- GETS HIM RIGHT IN THE GUFF.

  • >> AND JUST SLICE IT IN.

  • HE CANNOT TAKE IT.

  • THAT'S THE TRUTH.

  • >> Stephen: THAT WAS REALLY EASY FOR TO YOU REACH AND FIND A

  • SAMURAI SWORD.

  • HOW MANY OF THOSE DO YOU HAVE STASHED AROUND YOUR HOUSE, SHAQ?

  • >> A LOT.

  • O>> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT THE "SHAQ LIFE" DOMUE SEARS.

  • I KNOW IT'S NARRATED BY SAMUEL JACKSON, RIGHT?

  • >> YES, SAMUEL JACKSON IS ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS EVER.

  • >> Stephen: OF COURSE.

  • >> I USED TO SEE HIM A LOT IN L.A., AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN VERY

  • FRIENDLY WITH ME.

  • HE COMES TO THE STUDIO A LOT, HIM AND CHARLES.

  • I DO THIS THING WITH HIM AND SPIKE LEE AT CAPITAL ONE.

  • WHEN I WAS PRODUCING, I SAID, "WHO CAN I GET TO NARRATE THIS?"

  • HE WAS MY FIRST AND ONLY CHOICE.

  • WHEN WE REACHED OUT TO HIM, HE WAS VERY NICE.

  • HE SAID, SHAQ, I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS, BUT I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.

  • THE SHOW IS GOOD BUT I DON'T THINK WITHOUT HIM THERE IT WOULD

  • HAVE BEEN THAT GOOD.

  • IF I WOULD HAVE HAD A SECOND CHOICE, I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE

  • TRIED TO ASK-- LET ME SEE, SECOND CHOICE, I PROBABLY WOULD

  • HAVE ASKED DENZEL.

  • THIRD CHOICE WOULD HAVE BEEN BARACK OBAMA.

  • FOURTH CHOICE WOULD HAVE BEEN -- >> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND!

  • BARACK OBAMA WOULD BE YOUR THIRD CHOICE?

  • IF YOU COULD GET BARACK OBAMA TO NARRATE YOUR LIFE, YOU WOULD

  • HAVE GONE THIRD?

  • >> YYES, YOU KNOW WHY?

  • >> Stephen: WHY?

  • >> BECAUSE HE HAS A MEMORABLE VOICE.

  • SAMUEL JACKSON HAS A MEMORABLE VOICE.

  • THAT'S THE FIRST CHOICE.

  • SECOND CHOICE, DENZEL KNOWS HOW TO GO UP AND DOWN WITH THOSE

  • VOICES.

  • AND THIRD, BARACK OBAMA, IF YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD THE PRESIDENT'S

  • VOICE, YOU JUST WOULD HAVE SAT AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN

  • CONCENTRATING.

  • YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THAT WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

  • TALK GLIG WOULD HAVE BEEN CRYING BECAUSE I MISS HIM AS PRESIDENT.

  • NOW, WAIT A SECOND, IT'S ESSENTIALLY, LIKE-- IT'S YOUR

  • REAL LIFE BEING DOCUMENTED THERE.

  • IT'S BASICALLY LIKE A NATURE DOCUMENTARY.

  • WHY NOT MORGAN FREEMAN.

  • ARE YOU BETTER THAN A PENGUIN?

  • MORGAN FREEMAN IS NATURAL.

  • >> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • THE VOICE OF GOD WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.

  • YOU ARE CORRECT ABOUT THAT.

  • MORGAN FREEMAN, IF YOU'RE WATCHING, I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT

  • MENTIONING YOUR NAME.

  • PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING, "YOU'RE DOING THIS, YOU'RE DOING

  • THAT, YOU'RE DOING THIS, YOU'RE DOING THAT, HOW DO YOU DO IT?"

  • I SAY, "OKAY, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT."

  • PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS AMAZED YOU HAVE FOUR COMMERCIALS RUNNING,

  • YOU D.J., HOW DO YOU DO ALL THIS?

  • AND I DIDN'T WANT TO COME UP WITH A LINE LIKE, "OH, I HAVE A

  • TWIN BROTHER THAT NOBODY KNOWS.

  • " I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M

  • GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW I DO IT."

  • YOU.

  • >> Stephen: ARE KNOWN FOR YOUR DANGS SKILLS.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: YOU ARE A BIG MAN BUT YOU KNOW HOW TO MOVE.

  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE "SHAQ SHIMMY" GAME THAT'S OUT THERE?

  • >> I LIKE THAT GIF.

  • IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SHOULDERS, STEPHEN.

  • IT'S ABOUT THE FACE.

  • PUT THE PHONE DOWN.

  • I WANT YOU TO TRY IT.

  • I SEE IT.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, HOLD ON.

  • >> PUT THE PHONE DOWN.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, GIVE ME A TASTE.

  • GIVE ME A TASTE, MAN.

  • >> DROP YOUR SHOULDERS.

  • TIGHTEN YOUR LIPS.

  • YEAH.

  • UP ON THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR LIPS A LITTLE BIT.

  • THERE YOU GO.

  • AND RELEASE, RELEASE, RELEASE, AND RELEASE, AND RELEASE.

  • PERFECT.

  • UP AND DOWN.

  • PERFECT!

  • PERFECT!

  • YEAH!

  • YOU GOT SOME RHYTHM, STEPHEN.

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, SHAQ.

  • GOT ANY NEW MOVES?

  • ANYTHING NEW?

  • ANYTHING PEOPLE CAN MAKE A GIF OUT OF THERE?

  • >> YEAH, I GOT A NEW MOVE BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S PG-13.

  • >> Stephen: YOU ARE AN APPROACHABLE GUY.

  • YOU ARE VERY KIND TO YOUR FANS.

  • YOU DON'T MIND THEM COMING UP, GIVING YOU A HUG, AND ASKING FOR

  • AN AUTOGRAPH.

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER?

  • YOU KNOW?

  • ARE WE STILL GOING TO BE HIGH-FIVING EACH OTHER, SHAQ?

  • >> I THINK I WILL.

  • BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, MY MOTHER ASKED ME A LONG TIME AGO, SHE

  • SAID, "BABY, YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING I WANT.

  • YOU'VE DONE THIS.

  • WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?" AND MY MISSION IS JUST TO MAKE

  • PEOPLE HAPPY, STEPHEN, JUST MAKE PEOPLE SMILE.

  • SO IF YOU'RE OUT AND YOU SEE ME AND YOU WANT A PICTURE WITH YOUR

  • KID, YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING, I'LL DO IT.

  • I MEAN, I DON'T REALLY-- AS AN ATHLETE, ESPECIALLY BEING RAISED

  • BY A DRILL SERGEANT, I'M ALSO OF ALWAYS TAUGHT NOT TO WORRY ABOUT

  • ANYTHING, WHEN WHENEVER THE PROBLEM COMES, YOU DON'T WORRY

  • ABOUT THE PROBLEM, YOU WORRY ABOUT THE SOLUTION.

  • AGAIN, IF A KID THINKS I'M GREAT AND THEY WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE

  • OF ME, OR IF AN ELDERLY PERSON SAYS, "I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU,

  • YOU INSPIRE ME, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE."

  • I PROBABLY WILL CONTINUE TO DO IT.

  • HOPEFULLY, I'LL BE SO-CALLED EXPERTS WORKING ON THIS THING,

  • HOPEFULLY THE NUMBERS WILL DIE DOWN SOON AND HOPEFULLY THIS

  • THING WILL GO AWAY.

  • THE END OF APRIL, END OF MAY, END OF JUNE, HOPEFULLY IT'S

  • SAFE, AND I JUST HOPE EVERYTHING GOES AWAY.

  • IF ANYBODY WATCHING THIS SHOW HAS LOST A LOVED ONE BECAUSE OF

  • COVID-19, MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU AND WE WISH YOU WELL.

  • >> Stephen: SHAQ, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

  • I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

  • >> AND, STEPHEN, IF I'M NOT THE FIRST GUEST ON YOUR SHOW WHEN

  • THE WORLD GETS BACK TO NORMAL, I'M GOING TO BE SO UPSET AT YOU.

  • >> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO UPSET YOU, SHAQ.

  • >> I'M JUST TELLING YOU NOW.

  • >> Stephen: ONE ON ONE, ONE ON ONE.

  • >> LET'S DO IT.

  • LET'S DO IT.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, SHAQ.

  • >> OH, NICE, NICE, YES.

  • TILT THE HEAD TO THE LEFT A LITTLE BIT.

  • YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT THERE.

  • OH, YEAH, NICE.

  • THERE YOU GO.

  • SLOW IT DOWN.

  • SLOW IT DOWN.

  • SLOW MOTION.

  • SLOW MOTION.

  • >> Stephen: SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, EVERYBODY.

  • NEW EPISODES OF "SHAQ LIFE" AIR THURSDAY NIGHTS ON TNT.

  • THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

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