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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well and welcome to the new format for Not About

  • That Life.

  • If you're new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate, things that

  • I'm just Not About That Life.

  • For example: SnapChat.

  • For those of you unfamiliar with SnapChat, it's a mobile application that allows people

  • to take pictures and send them to people.

  • What's different about this application is that the pictures expire after about 1-10

  • seconds.

  • And for some reason, females specifically, think this allows them to send the ugliest

  • weirdest pictures to you.

  • I don't understand why you would send me some of these pictures.

  • Why would I think a picture of a potato is funny?

  • That's not like…I don't…what are you doing?

  • NEWS FLASH: just because I send you one picture on SnapChat, does not give you the green light

  • to send me 17 pictures every 34 minutes.

  • NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE.

  • I'm driving down the street.

  • I don't know where else I would be driving down.

  • I arrive in a parking lot of a movie theatre.

  • I was on my way to see Les Miserables.

  • SIKE!

  • I saw the Hobbit.

  • And, I get excited because in the front row of the parking lotthere's an open parking

  • spot.

  • As I drive closer over there I notice that, oh waitit's wasn't open cause someone parked

  • over the line.

  • Same thing happens a couple of weeks earlier, except that it's not someone parking over

  • the lineit's a fricken motorcycle in the parking spot.

  • This is not the face of happiness.

  • Let's continue with the driving theme.

  • I'm driving again on the road as I doseatbelt it's fully in.

  • I come to a red light.

  • I come to a complete stop.

  • Problem is, I need to go the other way.

  • I need to make a u-turn.

  • But I can't because why?

  • There's a no u-turn sign for no reason.

  • So now, I have to make a left turn, continue driving all the way down there and then make

  • a u-turn and come back all the way around.

  • Problem is, there's no u-turn sign there!

  • Now, I have to drive 42 miles just so I can make a u-turn and go 44 miles the other way.

  • That's something that I'm just Not About That Life.

  • I turn on the television.

  • I'm watching football and the announcer keeps saying "this team, they came in and you know

  • they really played with a chip on their shoulder."

  • DAHECK does "chip on your shoulder mean?"

  • Is this supposed to improve my gameplay?

  • What does that phrase even mean?

  • What does it mean?

  • Not About That Life.

  • As I'm watching this football game, it goes to commercial.

  • During the commercial there's a trailer for a movie.

  • You want to guess what movie it is?

  • I don't care cause I'm going to tell you anyways:

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

  • Didn't this come out last year?

  • And the year before that?

  • And the year before that?

  • And every other year before that?

  • When are they going to stop remaking this movie?

  • This movie has been remade more than Superman, Batman, Gangnam Style parodies.

  • Stop it!

  • I'm of the belief that if you can't get away from someone running at you carrying a chainsaw

  • in their handyou deserve to

  • Unsweetened tea.

  • Not About That Life.

  • My dad has been recently telling me that:

  • "Cameron you know you need to clean your car it looks disgraceful."

  • I took his advice.

  • I went to a gas station, one of those automatic car washes.

  • You know what I'm talking about?

  • And I got my car cleaneddeluxecost $10.

  • I'm doing it big.

  • The next day, I go out of my house.

  • I look at my vehicle and what do I find?

  • That my vehicle has been penetrated by bird poop.

  • And it's not even the regular bird poop.

  • It's likered, like the bird has been feasting on cranberries.

  • That's just…I just…I mean.

  • I'm just not about that life.

  • Let's talk about hashtags for a moment, specifically with reference to Instagram.

  • There is no need for you to put 53 hashtags on one picture.

  • What are you doing with your life?

  • Second of all, there is no need for you to have a run on sentence as a hashtag.

  • Just went to the mall with my best friends Jessica and Bianca and my bff Aiden!

  • First of all, Aiden, what are you doing?

  • Cause if you don't know, you're in the friend zone.

  • Second of all, Who DAHECK writes hashtags that long?

  • I'm a little bit worked up right now.

  • I'm going to bring it back down.

  • And I'm going to ask you, what are you Not About That Life?

  • Hashtag Yolo.

  • Team Yolo.

  • DAHECK.

  • Not About That Life.

  • When it's real hot outside and I got the windows up and I fart and it stinks real bad.

  • That kills me, cause the bottom of my stomach starts hurting a little bit and I get the

  • bubble guts.

  • Not About That Life.

  • So leave a video response or comment down below about what you're not about that life

  • and you could be in the next video.

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  • New videos every Sunday.

  • No Jugamos Juegos.

  • Throw me the alley.

  • Yeah I can bench about 225 five times.

  • I never dated her.

  • Yeah I workout.

  • You never look bad to me.

  • I didn't add her on Facebook she added me.

  • I'm a grown man.

What's up guys, hope you're doing well and welcome to the new format for Not About

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