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  • Hello, again, and welcome to my house.

  • [SIGHS] I don't know what I was doing.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • [LAUGHS] I'm not sure.

  • tWitch, don't look at me like that.

  • Hello again, and welcome to my house.

  • Make yourself at home.

  • Help yourself to anything in your fridge.

  • I hope everybody is staying safe.

  • Remember the rules.

  • Stay home.

  • Wash your hands.

  • Keep 6 feet distance.

  • Wear a mask.

  • Don't talk about Fight Club.

  • I before E, except after C. Those kind of things--

  • those are all the rules that I can remember right now.

  • As we all know, there is nothing normal about what is happening.

  • We all have to live in solitude.

  • We wear masks.

  • We sneak around without coming into contact with anyone.

  • I tell you, when this is over, we're all going to be ninjas--

  • very, very good ninjas.

  • [LAUGHS] That's funny.

  • Thank you, Andy.

  • You're welcome.

  • Thank you.

  • You know, wearing a mask used to be optional.

  • But now, the health experts are saying

  • that everyone should wear them.

  • So today, I thought I would show you

  • how to make a mask at home, just in case

  • you haven't figured it out yet.

  • These are from the CDC, which I believe

  • is a big dance party in Vegas.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • [LAUGHS]

  • That's a joke for my producer Claudia.

  • Shout out to the audience department.

  • Hi, Claudia.

  • So I have all the supplies I need in my craft room.

  • So let me go get that.

  • OK, I'm back.

  • And I'm kidding.

  • I don't have a craft room.

  • It's a wet bar.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • But this was in there.

  • Thanks, Andy.

  • You're welcome.

  • All right.

  • So these were all sent to me.

  • And the good news is you don't need to know how to sew.

  • You can make a mask with fabric and elastic bands.

  • Pay attention to this, tWitch.

  • You can use hair ties.

  • I'm using hair ties for the first time in my life.

  • OK, so it says here, you need a coffee filter.

  • So I have a coffee filter right here.

  • And I've been stealing these from our office break

  • room for the last 17 seasons--

  • finally paying off.

  • I also-- you know what I do?

  • I use these to make little sun hats for my Precious Moments

  • dolls--

  • these little hats.

  • The first step is to cut these.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • Let's see.

  • I've memorized it, but I'm going to look at it again.

  • Cut this in half.

  • Are you still cutting the first one?

  • Yep.

  • I want it to be perfect.

  • Oh, my god.

  • There.

  • OK.

  • That seems a little small.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • All right, anyway.

  • And then you need fabric.

  • It says you can start with a square piece of fabric,

  • like a bandanna, which I am wearing.

  • I'm not going to use mine.

  • It's too pretty.

  • Most of you probably have a bandanna.

  • Because you're a cowboy or a gang member.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • But for the other third of my audience, you can use a scarf.

  • You can use a sheet--

  • just anything you're not really needing.

  • 20 by 20, they say.

  • It's important for the material to be thick and tight.

  • That's what it says.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • Yep.

  • I knew you'd like that, Andy.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • How is the material supposed to be?

  • [LAUGHS] Thick and tight.

  • That's right.

  • And it should be at least 20 inches.

  • That's what she said.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • Again, that's [INAUDIBLE]

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • I play to my audience.

  • Yeah, right here.

  • Yep, yep.

  • All right, so then you fold it in half, OK?

  • We're still on this mask?

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • OK.

  • Fold it in half.

  • Then you put the coffee filter in the center.

  • Sorry I don't have a--

  • here, let me try it.

  • Like that, OK?

  • Then you fold it in half.

  • And then you fold it in this--

  • and half, too.

  • And then you fold this.

  • (SINGING) The best part of waking

  • up is Folgers in your face.

  • (SINGING) --is Folgers in your cup.

  • OK.

  • Face-- sorry.

  • That's all right.

  • I just made up a little song.

  • You didn't know I was going to do that.

  • I know, but I sort of stepped on it.

  • All right, then you fold it into each other.

  • And the whole thing should be roughly the size of your face.

  • So if you have a wide face, you make it a little bit bigger.

  • If you have a long face--

  • cheer up.

  • Why the long face?

  • [LAUGHS]

  • [LAUGHS] Oh, you're killing it today--

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you, tWitch.

  • --killing it.

  • Thank you, Andy and tWitch.

  • All right, you take the rubber bands.

  • You put this on the side here, on each side.

  • I'm really not helping, because you're not

  • seeing what I'm doing.

  • But then you put this in here.

  • And then you tuck the sides into the middle of that.

  • The quarantine is going to be lifted by the time you're

  • done with this.

  • [LAUGHS] You just mind your own business.

  • You tuck this in.

  • As RuPaul says, the tuck is the most important part.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • All right.

  • All right, if you do it right, you should wind up--

  • OK, I didn't do it right.

  • [LAUGHS] Someone else did it for me.

  • Oh, my God.

  • All right.

  • [MUMBLING] That is the way it goes.

  • All right.

  • Did you do it?

  • I think so.

  • OK.

  • I think so.

  • I think I'm protected.

  • OK.

  • Anyway, that's the way it's supposed to go.

  • Now you have a mask.

  • You can go to any of the one or two places

  • that we're allowed to go.

  • All right, that was that.

  • tWitch, do you have a mask?

  • Or did you follow along with me, and you can make one at home?

  • Now, listen, I did follow along, but I already started.

  • I have a mask.

  • Dad, I did have applesauce.

  • You had applesauce?

  • Yeah.

  • Maddox just had applesauce, by the way.

  • OK.

  • Here's my mask.

  • Oh, that's good.

  • Let me see Maddox.

  • Oh, look at that.

  • Oh, I can't see, but--

  • there we go.

  • Super cool.

  • Maddox, do you want to say hi?

  • Hi.

  • Maddox.

  • Hi, Maddox.

  • Look at the hair-- how cute.

  • How do you have such a cool mask?

  • So my good friends-- the [INAUDIBLE],, actually--

  • they started selling these before masks were--

  • I mean, obviously, being snatched up

  • for how they do now, they just wore them for style.

  • So I had a couple on hand.

  • Wow.

  • Super cool.

  • Of course you have the coolest mask, because--

  • I'm protected, and I could battle you,

  • if you know what I mean.

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • Don't you dare, because I will battle you,

  • if you think you can battle me.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • I don't know what that is, but I'll--

  • House battle-- house battle, we're about to--

  • [LAUGHS]

  • All right.

  • You're super cool.

  • You have a super cool mask.

  • And you and Allison are just--

  • every single time I watch the two of you dance,

  • it makes me happy.

  • So let's show the people.

  • [MUSIC - BRUNO MARS, "TREASURE"]

  • (SINGING) --should never look so blue.

  • You're everything I see in my dreams.

  • I wouldn't say that to you if it wasn't true.

  • Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know that you don't know it,

  • but you're fine, so fine, fine, so fine.

  • Oh, oh, oh, oh, girl, I'm going to show you that you're

  • mine, all mine, mine, all mine.

  • Treasure, that is what you are.

  • Honey, you're my golden star.

  • You know you can make my wish come true

  • if you let me treasure you, if you let me treasure you.

  • Oh, oh, oh.

  • [CLAPPING]

  • Thank you.

  • I love it.

  • I love it-- makes me very, very happy, very happy.

  • Thank you.

  • Now, tWitch, I want to ask you how

  • your commute was to the living room this morning.

  • No, it was clear.

  • I got out before the rush, before everybody got up.

  • It was clear, quiet.

  • How about yours, Ellen?

  • Good, good.

  • Well, I'm happy you asked.

  • Thank you.

  • I missed my exit.

  • I ended up in the broom closet.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • But I made it because, if there's

  • one thing I know how to do, it's come out of the closet.

  • [LAUGHS] That's a big fat joke right there, Ellen.

  • That's a joke about my sexuality,

  • in case there's any new viewers out there.