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  • -Hey.

  • Hey, up here.

  • Hi, I'm Jimmy Fallon. Welcome to another edition

  • of "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

  • I'm up in a tree.

  • Paper comes from trees.

  • Written on this paper is redcross.org/statefarm.

  • Our good neighbors at State Farm decided

  • that they would match up to $100,000 in donations this week.

  • So please donate to that.

  • In fact, in just two days

  • I got to say it's working and in a big way,

  • and it's really cool and really important and really fun,

  • so that State Farm got very excited and called us

  • and said they're actually going to double that.

  • That's how well it's going. So it's working, guys.

  • So thank you so much. This is awesome.

  • Up to $200,000 they're going to match this week.

  • So please donate to that.

  • It is working. What you're doing is great.

  • Thank you. Thank you so much.

  • We have a great show tonight.

  • Former Vice President Joe Biden is on our show tonight.

  • We're gonna be talking about coronavirus,

  • the election, how coronavirus has affected the election.

  • And there's so many -- so much stuff

  • we have to talk about tonight.

  • Also, I'll be talking with Lady Gaga,

  • who has a giant announcement

  • that she wants to make tonight on our show.

  • We appreciate that.

  • And we'll be talking to Andy Puddicombe, who is...

  • [Quietly] the owner and very calm -- very calm voice

  • that you hear when you have Headspace app.

  • He's whispering in your ear.

  • [ Normal voice ] That's the voice.

  • Andy is on the show tonight, going to tell us

  • about meditation and why it's important,

  • and is it hard? Is it easy?

  • How we can do it? Breathing. How to deal with anxiety.

  • We'll be talking with him.

  • And then we're going to close the show tonight

  • with Marcus Mumford, with a new song from him.

  • So thank you, Marcus. We love you.

  • Guys, how about we do a little monologue?

  • Need help getting up here?

  • Hey, guys, before we start this monologue,

  • I wanted to show you a really cool video from Anna Higgins,

  • who is Steve Higgins' daughter, our announcer.

  • This is a video of her.

  • She's a nurse over at Mt. Sinai in Manhattan.

  • And she goes to work every day.

  • And she was walking to work

  • and decided to videotape her walk to work.

  • Take a look at how cool this is.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -You can do it, New York!

  • -I love you, New York. Stay strong.

  • That is awesome.

  • Guys, let's get to the monologue. Here we go.

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition" monologue.

  • This is very exciting. Joe Biden is my guest tonight.

  • He's actually pretty spry for 77.

  • For example, he's going to Zoom with me tonight.

  • That's right, Biden's been campaigning from home,

  • but it's a little awkward.

  • Every day, he shakes hands with his wife, Jill,

  • and asks where she's from. [ Chuckles ]

  • That's right, Biden has been running for president from home.

  • That's right. It's just him, his family,

  • and 10,000 Crest Whitestrips.

  • Well, guys, today is U.S. Census Day.

  • Yep, the census happens once every 10 years

  • like a Batman reboot or a Larry King marriage.

  • Some sports news -- There's a chance

  • that the Tour de France might get canceled.

  • Not 'cause of the virus -- 'cause after two months at home,

  • no one wants to be seen in spandex.

  • I saw that some neighbors are communicating with window signs.

  • That's right, you can write "hi" to your neighbor, "stay strong,"

  • or "Why did you park in front of my house

  • when there's a spot in front of yours?"

  • Meanwhile, some adults are turning to coloring books

  • as a way to relieve stress.

  • Yep, it relieves stress right up until your kids realize

  • someone's filled in all their coloring books.

  • "Mom!"

  • Some entertainment news --

  • Christopher Maloney will reprise his "Law & Order" character,

  • Elliot Stabler, in a new spin-off series.

  • Even though it's not "Law & Order,"

  • somehow Ice-T will show up in every scene

  • to say, "Guess we better pay him a visit."

  • And now fans of movie "Little Women" have found a water bottle

  • and a hydroflask in the background of a scene.

  • Unfortunately, once you notice the flub,

  • it really ruins the scene that takes place

  • at a Buffalo Wild Wings.

  • And finally, over 4,000 pounds of drugs were found

  • in a tunnel near San Diego.

  • The drugs have a street value of $30 million,

  • or roughly one full package of Charmin.

  • And that's tonight's monologue.

  • Thank you very much, everybody.

  • Well, we wanted to check in with our pal, Lady Gaga.

  • She has some big news she wanted to talk to me about today.

  • So I got to FaceTime with her.

  • Connecting.

  • Yeah. Hi. Lady Gaga?

  • -Hi. Hi, everyone.

  • -We have a big maybe announcement

  • that you're going to say tonight on our show?

  • -I can't, Jimmy.

  • I can't talk right now.

  • I'm really sorry.

  • It's just, like, a really weird time --

  • Hello? -Yeah.

  • -Jimmy? I can't see you. -You're on --

  • -Am I on TV?

  • -Yeah. -Hold on.

  • -Sorry. You're on TV. I apologize.

  • [ Phone ringing ]

  • Wait, what's -- -Wait. Hold on.

  • -What's the big news?

  • [ Phone ringing ]

  • -Hey, guys, can you push that call back one minute, please?

  • -Yep, okay.

  • -There's something that you're working on, very big,

  • that's going to help people out right now.

  • -I can't -- I can't --

  • I can't tell you everything right now,

  • because I'm still ironing out the details.

  • And I have a lot of phone calls today.

  • -Do you want me to call you back?

  • What's a good time, like 10 minutes?

  • -Can you call me -- Can you call me Friday?

  • -Can I call you on Friday? -Yeah.

  • -[ Laughs ] It's --

  • Yeah. It's --

  • -Am I on TV?

  • -It's Wednesday.

  • -Can I call Fallon on Friday?

  • Okay, thank you.

  • Friday's great. I can do Friday.

  • -Okay, I'll do Friday. I'll talk to you --

  • -It's for COVID-19.

  • -Okay. Alright. I'll call you on Friday.

  • -Bye. Love you. -Bye, pal. I love you, too.

  • -I'm so sorry I can't talk right now. I'm so sorry.

  • I just -- I want to get --

  • I'm trying --

  • -If it's big, we'll make sure it's --

  • Okay, alright, here we go.

  • Alright. I'll call you on Friday.

  • Okay. So I guess I won't be talking to her

  • about the big news until Friday.

  • So we have until Friday

  • to guess what the big news is going to be.

  • Oh, wait, she called me back.

  • Hello?

  • -I'm sorry, I just have to --

  • Can we just move our time?

  • -Yeah, you want me to move it?

  • -Yeah, I -- Can we do it Monday?

  • I promise we'll do it Monday.

  • -You want to wait till Monday. Today's Wednesday, so --

  • Monday? [ Laughs ]

  • [ Phone ringing ]

  • Oh, my heavens, you are the busiest person!

  • [ Laughing ]

  • So I guess it's Monday.

  • Monday is when we'll find out the big news from Lady Gaga.

  • Not today, Wednesday, no.

  • Not Friday, nope.

  • Next Monday is when we'll find out the big news from Lady Gaga.

  • Thank you, Gaga, and I cannot wait to find out

  • what you're brewing. It's going to be fun.

  • Guys, right now, it's my time -- It's Wednesday.

  • It's time to show you some of my favorite videos

  • that I've seen you guys make in this quarantine.

  • It's called "What Are You Doing Wednesdays."

  • ♪♪

  • Alright, so, this is "What Are You Doing Wednesdays."

  • We all know what you're doing. You're staying at home,

  • but these videos all made me laugh.

  • This first one here is a granddaughter

  • and her grandfather having a dance-off,

  • but distance -- socially distancing dance-off.

  • Please enjoy.

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • Grandpa's got the moves.

  • This next video is a girl who wants to --

  • She's tired of her boyfriend playing games.

  • He's gaming too much during quarantine.

  • So she wanted him to stop.

  • And this is her idea of how to make him stop.

  • -Hey, babe.

  • [ Laughing ]

  • Hold on, guys. Alisha's on my shoulders.

  • What's going -- Jesus Christ!

  • -Our last one, this guy misses swimming so much,

  • but he thought of way around it in this quarantine.

  • Pretty ingenious. Check it out.

  • -[ Gasps ]

  • [ Gasping ]

  • -That was "What Are You Doing Wednesdays."

  • Thank you so much for those. Keep filming yourself

  • doing all sorts of crazy stuff during this quarantine.

  • We'll be scouring the web and picking our favorites.

-Hey.

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