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  • Uh, how many atheists are here in the house?

  • Do you have a few?

  • We have you.

  • Okay, So I'm a fellow easiest, and, ah, whenever I see that I have a lot of people who believe coming up to me and trying to convince me about what?

  • What please, I should be at in the universe.

  • And, um, I entered operating this form because it is the experience of that.

  • It felt like I was walking down the street and these travel agents were coming up to me with these brochures, you know?

  • So this is a little warm, called brochures.

  • So I was walking down the road when this guy comes up to me with a holiday brochure on the place Look nice to me, but I never heard of it before.

  • Then a second chap walks up with another brochure to the same, please.

  • And he pushed past the first chap and shoved his brochure in my face.

  • And these dudes start argue and both their travel agencies wanted me.

  • I'll get him here.

  • I will get him there.

  • The hell with you.

  • My boss will have the last laugh.

  • You will see now I checked out both brochures.

  • The place was really pretty about going.

  • I wasn't sure I was quite happy in the city.

  • Now neither of them convinced me.

  • Nor did they convince each other.

  • They saw each other quite differently, but to me they look like brothers.

  • And then came a crowd off such strange travel agents that chanting so very loud above the fluttering of ages, I hurriedly turned away and I decided I just go home.

  • And that's when they began to say that the summer is coming.

  • So it's best you come to this place.

  • I swear.

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  • We will provide the place, the space, Our administration is fine.

  • No, no, no, No.

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  • I don't need the fluffy clouds to be beneath my sight.

  • I don't want to escape the heat.

  • I live in the tropics.

  • I'm all right.

  • So CIA and goodbye.

  • I wanted to stay home alone where I can enjoy a quiet rest in my quiet corner on my own.

  • And suddenly they began to curse me.

  • The very person that they fought for.

  • They just battled each other for me and together the student once more.

  • And now I'm here standing before you reading disorder to you the brochures.

  • They are plenty.

  • Which one did you choose?

  • Thank you.

  • So the next one is for any guitarist in now who plays guitar?

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  • Have you got any more this for you guys?

  • And I hope everyone else can pick up the guitar after hearing this one When I play the bizarre, there are a lot of things that I don't hear I don't hear the traffic outside nor the TV in the living room nor my phone buzzing.

  • I don't even hear my own thoughts.

  • Only the next note the next emotion this interaction will involve.

  • You see, the world is simpler when it is a string vibrating across three feet of mahogany.

  • The world is a G or a or a C sharp.

  • And sometimes the entire world is nothing but the sound of fingers sliding across the strings to the next skill position you see in a guitar The world is all the things that could never be simple, pure and I like that feeling of purity.

  • I like playing the guitar because it's funny how wrong they were when they told me that it's a musical instrument.

  • How myopic, How demeaning the guitar is a place, a place Underneath this life.

  • It's 24 frets, or a ladder leading down into a grave where humans die and simpler, purer beings thrive.

  • When I play the guitar, I feel like that, like a simpler form of life driving.

  • Thank you.

  • Lastly, I want to ask How many Narcisse is certain hours?

  • Whoa.

  • Okay, so this one time I was at our border performance and Ah, this one guy was just strutting around, and I I just imagined the vibe that he has going on in his head, his own internal dialogue as he walked up to the stage.

  • And I have always wanted to feel that.

  • So I wrote this imagining what it feels like walk up to the stage as a total narcissist.

  • As I walk up to the stage, my mother's sons persona slides off like snakeskin.

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  • While the mic approaches me like my nervous fans do.

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  • Our little match for my presence as the sound of me inhaling towards every breath in the room, smoking to myself.

  • I look at them, they aren't ready.

  • But silence is a decent offering.

  • I decided that they are worthy.

  • I humor them.

  • I asked them what they're in the mood for.

  • It never matters, but bless their souls.

  • They enjoy the thought that I am here to entertain them.

  • At this point, I asked myself which of my own verses are most excited to hear.

  • I decide and I plan to foot behind me.

  • I lean onto it.

  • The venue dips towards me.

  • I can almost taste the anticipation blowing in my direction.

  • My eyes close, my expression changes.

  • My demeanor revolves quickly as I rock forward again, one single step momentous enough to drive every thought from their minds.

  • They brace themselves like I'm about to bring down the wall behind me with my first line.

  • They want me to I know it.

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  • I begin.

  • Thank you.

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