Whoa, there is no way.

哇，沒辦法。

Ooh, shit!

哦，該死！

-No, no, stop, I'll cry. - We need it, we need it.

-不，不，停下來，我要哭了。- 我們需要它，我們需要它。

No, that's fake.

不，那是假的。

No, that's real, 100 percent.

不，那是真的，百分之百。

This is the guy who won our phone.

就是這個人贏得了我們的手機。

I still have it.

我還保留著它。

It's a super nice phone, iPhone XS.

這是一款超級好的手機，iPhone XS。

Some people think it's fake.

有些人認為是假的。

-No, it's real stuff. -Yeah, no, for everyone saying it's fake.

-不，是真的-是的，不，每個人都說這是假的。

It's real stuff, it's for real, for real.

這是真實的東西，是真的，是真的。

Are you for real?

你是真的嗎？

I'm for real.

我是認真的

It's not a prank.

這不是一個惡作劇。

Can I use Google first and then get back?

我可以先用谷歌，然後再回來嗎？

You do know I'm the YouTube expert.

你知道我是YouTube的專家。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I'm so excited for an opportunity to win an iPhone right now.

我很興奮，因為現在有機會贏得iPhone。

So I don't know if you like the color.

所以不知道你喜不喜歡這個顏色。

Oh, it's so red, that's very red.

哦，太紅了，那是很紅的。

I'm gonna be embarrassed if I don't answer these properly.

如果我不好好回答這些問題，我會很尷尬的。

Oh my God, yes, okay, let's go.

哦，我的上帝，是的，好吧，我們走吧。

Shut up, bro.

閉嘴，兄弟。

No for real, yeah, for real 100 percent, 100 percent.

不是真的，是的，真的百分之百，百分之百。

Do you know much about YouTube?

你對YouTube瞭解多嗎？

Do you think you're confident you'll get some of these questions right?

你覺得你有信心把這些題做對嗎？

Not really.

不見得

Question number one: Which country is the most subscribed YouTube channel from?

問題一：哪個國家的YouTube頻道訂閱率最高？

Hmm.

嗯。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

Come on, come on.

來吧，來吧。

PewDiePie lives in the United States, right?

PewDiePie住在美國，對嗎？

Do you know who the most subscribed channel is?

你知道訂閱最多的頻道是誰嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Apparently he's like, I'm gonna go ahead and say, hmm.

顯然，他的樣子，我要去繼續說，嗯。

Do you know who the most subscribed YouTube channel is?

你知道誰是訂閱最多的YouTube頻道嗎？

No, do you have any guesses?

沒有，你有什麼猜測嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Which country is the most subscribed YouTube channel from?

YouTube上訂閱最多的頻道來自哪個國家？

Los Angeles.

洛杉磯。

The United States.

美國：

Do you know who the most subscribed YouTube channel is?

你知道誰是訂閱最多的YouTube頻道嗎？

PewDiePie?

PewDiePie?

I don't even know my countries like that.

我都不知道我的國家是這樣的。

Let's just say, is Australia a country?

我們就說，澳洲是一個國家嗎？

United States?

美國？

Portugal.

葡萄牙：

Switzerland.

瑞士：

Ahh!

啊！

I'm gonna say Germany.

我想說德國。

Like America?

喜歡美國嗎？

Is it the U.K.?

是英國嗎？

Canada?

加拿大？

Do you know what the most subscribed YouTube channel is?

你知道YouTube上訂閱最多的頻道是什麼嗎？

PewDiePie?

PewDiePie?

You think PewDiePie's from Canada?

你認為PewDiePie是加拿大人？

The U.K.?

英國的?

His friends are not very confident.

他的朋友們都不是很自信。

I'll come win it for him.

我去幫他贏。

Come on.

來吧。

Is it the United States of America?

是美國嗎？

Is that your final answer?

這是你的最終答案嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Incorrect.

不正確。

The most subscribed YouTube channel is actually T-Series, and they're from India.

YouTube上訂閱最多的頻道其實是T系列，他們來自印度。

There ain't no way anyone would know that, but, like, it's fine.

沒有辦法，任何人都會知道， 但是，喜歡，它的罰款。

India.

印度：

India.

印度：

India.

印度：

India.

印度：

That is correct.

這是正確的。

You got it, you got it.

你明白了，你明白了。

That is correct, nicely done.

沒錯，做得很好。

T-Series, baby.

T系列，寶貝。

India.

印度：

India.

印度：

India and it's T-Series.

印度和它的T系列。

India's the correct answer.

印度是正確答案。

You want to swap out with your friend here?

你想在這裡和你的朋友交換嗎？

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

So you guys got it right.

所以你們說對了。

India is the correct answer.

印度是正確答案。

Well see, it used to be PewDiePie, but it's not anymore 'cause it's T-Series, and I believe that is...

嗯，看，它曾經是PewDiePie， 但它不是了，因為它的T系列， 我相信這是... ...

Where's T-Series from?

T系列是哪裡來的？

India?

印度？

That's correct.

這是正確的。

India, T-Series.

印度，T系列。

India.

印度：

It's India.

這是印度。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

India.

印度：

See, that was my second guess, you know.

你看，這是我的第二個猜測，你知道的。

Right, right, of course, of course.

對，對，當然，當然。

That's my second guess.

這是我的第二個猜測。

Question number two: What giant Internet company owns Instagram?

問題二：哪個巨型互聯網公司擁有Instagram？

Uh...

呃...

Safari.

Safari。

Why is the first question the only one I don't know the answer to?

為什麼只有第一個問題我不知道答案？

Oh no.

哦，不。

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Dude, easy.

夥計，簡單。

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Final answer?

最後的答案？

Yeah.

是啊。

That's correct, nicely done, you got it.

沒錯，做得很好，你明白了。

You're making me nervous.

你讓我很緊張

I know.

我知道，我知道

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Question number two: What giant Internet company owns Instagram?

問題二：Instagram是哪家巨型互聯網公司的？

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Yes, this is easy.

是的，這很容易。

He knows, he knows.

他知道，他知道。

Let's go, come on, iPhone.

走吧，來吧，iPhone。

Where is it again?

它又在哪裡？

You're off to a great start, great start.

你開了個好頭，好頭。

Can I just like touch it real quick?

我可以只是喜歡觸摸它真正的快？

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Okay, it's warm, it's hot.

好吧，這是溫暖的，它是熱的。

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Is that your final answer, Facebook?

這就是你的最終答案嗎，Facebook？

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

Dude, you're killing it.

夥計，你殺了它。

They don't get harder, eh, so you might actually win this.

他們不會變得更難，嗯，所以你可能真的會贏得這個。

What phone do you have?

你有什麼手機？

An iPhone 11 Pro Max.

一部iPhone 11 Pro Max。

iPhone 11 Pro?

iPhone 11 Pro？

You can sell this, you can give it away.

你可以賣這個，也可以送人。

Oh, oh, Mark Zuckerberg.

哦，哦，馬克-扎克伯格。

That's not–

那不是...

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Yeah.

是啊。

We'll give that to you, but if you guys give another hint, he's disqualified.

我們會給你，但如果你們再給個提示，他就會被取消資格。

We're trying to be helpful, but that was a lot of hints, all right?

我們是想幫你，但你的提示太多了，好嗎？

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Facebook, Facebook.

Facebook，Facebook。

That is correct, okay.

這是正確的，好的。

Google is your final answer?

谷歌是你的最終答案？

It's actually Facebook.

其實是Facebook。

I said it, I knew it.

我說了，我知道。

Facebook.

臉譜網。

Final answer?

最後的答案？

Yeah.

是啊。

Dude, yes, nicely done, dude.

夥計，是的，做得很好，夥計。

If this is real, that would be cool.

如果這是真的，那就太酷了。

No, it is real, it's legit real.

不，它是真實的，它是合法的真實。

Don't jinx it though, don't jinx it though.

不過，不要金克木，不要金克木。

This is facts real.

這就是事實的真實。

Question number three: What is the name of YouTube's premium streaming service?

問題三：YouTube的高級流媒體服務叫什麼名字？

Oh, it's a hard one, this is a hard one.

哦，這是個難題，這是個難題。

Their streaming service?

他們的流媒體服務？

So basically, YouTube has a service in which you can pay for in order to get no ads on YouTube, download YouTube videos, play videos in the background.

所以，基本上，YouTube有一項服務，你可以在其中付費，以獲得YouTube上沒有廣告，下載YouTube視頻，在後臺播放視頻。

YouTube Red.

YouTube網絡。

Is that your final answer?

這是你的最終答案嗎？

Don't do that to me, bro.

不要這樣對我，兄弟。

YouTube Red.

YouTube網絡。

You think it's called YouTube Red?

你以為這叫YouTube Red？

Yeah.

是啊。

Final answer?

最後的答案？

Yeah.

是啊。

It's called YouTube Premium.

這就是所謂的YouTube Premium。

Really?

真的嗎？

It used to be called YouTube Red.

以前叫YouTube Red。

It was YouTube Red?

是YouTube紅人？

It was called YouTube Red.

它被稱為YouTube Red。

They changed it to YouTube Premium.

他們把它改成了YouTube Premium。

Dude, I have it on my phone right now.

哥們，我現在手機上就有。

Ahh.

Ahh.

YouTube Premium.

YouTube Premium。

Dude, nicely done, dude.

夥計，做得很好，夥計。

He doesn't even have to think.

他甚至不用思考。

It's not Red anymore.

它不再是紅色的了。

Exactly, exactly.

沒錯，沒錯。

It's not YouTube Plus or YouTube Premium.

這不是YouTube Plus或YouTube Premium。

Yeah, it has to be YouTube Red 'cause that's the one that we get no ads and stuff.

是啊，它必須是YouTube紅色 因為這是一個 我們得到沒有廣告和東西。

Is that your final answer?

這是你的最終答案嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

It's called YouTube Premium.

這就是所謂的YouTube Premium。

Oh, so it was YouTube Premium, I knew it.

哦，原來是YouTube Premium，我就知道。

It's called YouTube Premium.

這就是所謂的YouTube Premium。

Son of a...

兒子的...

Yeah.

是啊。

YouTube Red.

YouTube網絡。

No, it's called YouTube Premium.

不，這叫YouTube Premium。

Oh, God, that's a trick question.

哦，上帝，這是一個棘手的問題。

I mean...

我的意思是...

That's totally a trick question.

這完全是一個騙人的問題。

Hold on, okay.

等一下，好的。

If you think about it, you'll get it.

只要你想一想，你就會明白。

Just you'll get it, think about it.

只是你會明白的，想想看。

If YouTube had a premium streaming service, what would it be called?

如果YouTube有一個高級流媒體服務，它會叫什麼？

YouTube Premium.

YouTube Premium。

Yes, yes, you knew it, didn't you?

是的，是的，你知道的，不是嗎？

You were like.

你就像。

YouTube Red.

YouTube網絡。

Final answer?

最後的答案？

It's called YouTube Premium, it's called YouTube Premium.

這叫YouTube Premium，這叫YouTube Premium。

Which one?

哪一個？

YouTube TV or YouTube Red?

YouTube TV還是YouTube Red？

-YouTube Premium service. -Not YouTube TV.

-YouTube高級服務。-不是YouTube TV。

Okay, so YouTube Red.

好吧，所以YouTube Red。

Is that your final answer?

這是你的最終答案嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

It's called YouTube Premium.

這就是所謂的YouTube Premium。

No, it's YouTube Red.

不，是YouTube Red。

They changed it from YouTube Red to YouTube Premium.

他們把它從YouTube Red改為YouTube Premium。

Okay, well, that's fake news, let's redo this.

好吧，好吧，這是假新聞，讓我們重做這個。

Come on, reshoot this.

來吧，重拍這個。

It's rigged.

這是被操縱的。

I just want to say that to the video, it's rigged.

我只想說，對著視頻，它是被操縱的。

YouTube's premium streaming service.

YouTube的高級流媒體服務。

YouTube Premium.

YouTube Premium。

That's right.

是的

You got it.

你說對了

Yay.

呀。

Financial.

金融：

Final answer, YouTube Red.

最後的答案，YouTube Red。

It's called YouTube Premium.

這就是所謂的YouTube Premium。

There's a few things running through my mind.

有幾件事情在我腦海中流轉。

I know there's YouTube TV, I know there's YouTube Premium.

我知道有YouTube TV，我知道有YouTube Premium。

So okay, I'm gonna give you some hints here.

那麼好吧，我在這裡給你一些提示。

It's the one that allows you to download YouTube videos, have no ads on YouTube, you know, play music in the background, that one.

就是那個可以讓你下載YouTube視頻，在YouTube上沒有廣告，你知道，在後臺播放音樂，那個。

YouTube Premium.

YouTube Premium。

That's correct, nice job.

沒錯，幹得不錯。

You got it.

你說對了

Let's go, how many more questions do I have?

走吧，我還有多少問題？

You are...

你是...

Four more questions.

還有四個問題。

Yeah, four more questions.

對，還有四個問題。

Do you have YouTube Premium?

你有YouTube Premium嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay, good, okay, good.

好，好，好，好。

Good man, good man.

好男人，好男人。

That was the fourth question, you got it, no dude.

那是第四個問題，你懂的，不老兄。

All right, you're halfway through now.

好了，你現在已經完成了一半。

What company makes more revenue, YouTube or Instagram?

哪家公司的收入更高，YouTube還是Instagram？

It's an interview that's supposed to make YouTube look good.

這是一個採訪，應該讓YouTube看起來不錯。

Does Facebook count as Instagram or no?

Facebook到底算不算Instagram？

No, it's just Instagram.

不，這只是Instagram。

YouTube.

YouTube。

You think? Are you confident?

你覺得呢？你有信心嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Incorrect.

不正確。

What, Instagram makes more money?

什麼，Instagram更賺錢？

Instagram makes more ad revenue than YouTube.

Instagram的廣告收入超過了YouTube。

There's no way.

沒有辦法。

Where are the ads on Instagram?

Instagram上的廣告在哪裡？

They're everywhere, what do you mean?

他們到處都是，你什麼意思？

Have you never bought something from an Instagram ad?

你有沒有從Instagram的廣告中買過東西？

Did you know that?

你知道嗎？