字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 I didn't feel quite comfortable in that round as myself. No, no underachieved. Think if I could just put this home for a moment. You're Jimmy Shuman. No phone contact on one of those words. You can't say many words. Seconds. Your What's your tips for this one? You have actually have a theory about this picking number. Do it again. Five times a big number. The big number. Place Sandra way. Move on. It's time to welcome the man recently promoted to Countdown's official stuntman. It's Joe Wilkinson. You, uh, countdown Stuntman Oh, wait. Countdown Need a stuntman show people I have another hat. No. Hey, didn't you sort your Australian who's been castrated case with all of them as lovely as this time? I can actually talk to a French. I'm not across but Australian. Yeah, yeah. In which Kingery. Before, didn't you? When you do just walk past it, just like the way these it was nine. Patchy on Apache Goodman cheating with you and I write Shal. You sound like Dame Edna way. You seem to be wearing quite a similar outfit, Weathers, because it's winter out there. So I thought I'd wear a summer shirt Oh, because your immediate everybody to travel. So what is allowing the viewers to do is travel through his life. You've gone for this? A similar sort of. Yeah, I've done it because once I get turned up with a branded T shirt that your producers wouldn't let me work. I was nine years old shirt just to upset like Lydia Jackson. Just try. I don't see how you feel crying because my life hasn't quite gone to another numbers round. Okay, John Adam, you'll speak the numbers. I think this is gonna be Mexican or Chinese way it's gonna be racist, my friend still in his eyes and sore, which went, I really wish I hadn't done this one, Joe, have you? Bean sheet. Well, I'll tell you what's going on, Jimmy, Since she fired May. I'll be honest with you. I've struggled to get work on. The only job the job center could get me in was on a show called the anyways, Essex on that. Now, if you don't know, it's like a drama. It's called like doubt. And Abby, I have a fantastic teeth in a vacant expression on their face. Okay, you're on Tammy, But Why are you dressed like that? You wanted me out. I'm just asking. What? Well, because if you're gonna go on, the only way is Essex. You have to be glamorous. And what's more glamorous than a mermaid, Jonathan Reds? Recently, you didn't interview and you said that you were. You were trying to dress your age. What exactly is that? Well, in years you look, it's a proper jacket When I'm in the way, Wakes up. When I said to the man in the shop, did you, uh, have you so many? And he said, Well, we only made two and we gave the other one away way. Drink it. I wanna come out with the shopping bag and she just looked at it. What's he going to get out? And then when I got it out, she looked and she went off. So that's happening. Is it terrifying? Okay, up against them this evening special gave me Hold on. You see, you're accusing you talk about my dress sense and you come out every week dressed up the butler from West World or something. A robot who's gonna be serving drinks? Yeah, well, you look at yourself and that is. Look around here, John. You've always dressed like a weird 50 year old. Work out what they want to carry off any clothing. When you look like a shave Chuckle, brother, pick on it. One way we'll get our faults. I mean, the bloke from Lego wants his head back. Theo, obviously, you do the numbers and the letters every week, and you do a great job. I think that area could do with a glamour. Let's bring you an assistant on Joe Wilkinson, everyone pantomime horse. Jimmy. I can see that. I hold on Rachel, before we go any further, Would you want to take the head off him? What's going on? I really don't want to talk about it. Thanks. Welcome back, short. I'm surprised to see you here tonight. I'm not averse to doing a sequel. If the money's right, I'm actually more surprised that you're here, given the reaction to your last appearance, what you're talking about. It wasn't good. Shorter? You want Twitter? It'll do. I look like I've got 140 characters in May. Susie has some of the feedback. Brace yourself before you. Yes. Countdown. Really scraping the barrel with this one joke, Sean. Being brick busted. Just not funny accent. Bad material. Bad. The only thing that would have made this worse is if you did it all in a suit of armor. Busted. How do you feel about that? Sure. Shell shocked. I'm not gonna lie. That's the best reviews of overriding me life. Now I don't Jimmy, I don't have a mascot. But I do have something. People come to me as you know. I've come up many inventions of mine country with a problem. Andi asked me for a solution. He's a plumbing and heating engineer is often called outs to fix boiler problems, heating problems also air conditioning on. He gets calls to a nudist camp on. They have a no clothes on sight policy on. He finds it very uncomfortable. So I've come up with this, but I do have a onesie with his body on it and then he can go toe work, satisfy their desire, desire to see, to see his body, The sun We'd raisin new days. Want everyone else to be new. He's working away. Bang, bang. Just go See, I'm fine. Don't be quite good for nudists as well, who don't not drafts. It's deeply unsettling Christmas cards. Kingery before, didn't you? When you do, just walk past it, just like these floozies nine Patchy and I patchy is a good month.