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- So, you've been called for jury duty in the impeachment
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trial of President Donald J. Trump.
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As a juror, the most important thing is to remain impartial.
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The following remarks by the defendant should not
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be considered when rendering your verdict.
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- Ted Cruz, I call 'em lyin' Ted Cruz.
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He's lyin' Ted.
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He wasn't born in our country, folks.
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He was born in Canada.
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- There was a picture out there that's reportedly
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shows Rafael Cruz standing with Lee Harvey Oswald.
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- I mean, what was he doing? - I don't know
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if it's been verified. - What was he doing
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with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the shooting?
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You know Chuck Schumer, cryin' Chuck.
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(crowd boos)
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Cryin' Chuck Schumer.
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You know, I used to be a big contributor.
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He used to kiss my ass, Chuck Schumer.
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He'd do anything.
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That stiff, Mitt Romney, a total stiff running,
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who by the way, he's a dope.
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He's not a smart person, I'll tell you right now.
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Crazy Bernie, he's crazy as a bedbug.
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Crazy Elizabeth Warren, or as I affectionately
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call her, Pocahontas.
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I have more Indian blood than she has and I have none.
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This guy, Lindsey Graham.
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You have a guy, he's one of the dumbest human beings
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I've ever seen.
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I think Lindsey Graham is a disgrace.
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The guy is a nut job.
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And then you have Cory Booker.
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Here's a guy who destroyed, practically by himself,
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the city of Newark, New Jersey.
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He was such a bad man.
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Rand Paul shouldn't even be on this stage.
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He's number 11, he's got one percent in the polls.
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I never attacked him on his look and believe me,
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there's plenty of subject matter right there.
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Da Nang Richard Blumenthal.
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Da Nang Dick.
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He's a fraud, he never was in Vietnam.
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You have this clown, Marco Rubio.
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Don't worry about it.
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Don't worry about it little Marco.
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It's L-I-D-D-L-E, little, little.
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Little Marco.
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- Again, jurors are instructed to disregard these insults.
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Thank you for doing your civic duty.