字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 (regal orchestral music) - So, you've been called for jury duty in the impeachment trial of President Donald J. Trump. As a juror, the most important thing is to remain impartial. The following remarks by the defendant should not be considered when rendering your verdict. - Ted Cruz, I call 'em lyin' Ted Cruz. He's lyin' Ted. He wasn't born in our country, folks. He was born in Canada. - There was a picture out there that's reportedly shows Rafael Cruz standing with Lee Harvey Oswald. - I mean, what was he doing? - I don't know if it's been verified. - What was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the shooting? You know Chuck Schumer, cryin' Chuck. (crowd boos) Cryin' Chuck Schumer. You know, I used to be a big contributor. He used to kiss my ass, Chuck Schumer. He'd do anything. That stiff, Mitt Romney, a total stiff running, who by the way, he's a dope. He's not a smart person, I'll tell you right now. Crazy Bernie, he's crazy as a bedbug. Crazy Elizabeth Warren, or as I affectionately call her, Pocahontas. I have more Indian blood than she has and I have none. This guy, Lindsey Graham. You have a guy, he's one of the dumbest human beings I've ever seen. I think Lindsey Graham is a disgrace. The guy is a nut job. And then you have Cory Booker. Here's a guy who destroyed, practically by himself, the city of Newark, New Jersey. He was such a bad man. Rand Paul shouldn't even be on this stage. He's number 11, he's got one percent in the polls. I never attacked him on his look and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there. Da Nang Richard Blumenthal. Da Nang Dick. He's a fraud, he never was in Vietnam. You have this clown, Marco Rubio. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it little Marco. It's L-I-D-D-L-E, little, little. Little Marco. - Again, jurors are instructed to disregard these insults. Thank you for doing your civic duty.