[Interviewer] You don't think Santa can fall in love?

[記者] 你認為聖誕老人不會墜入情網嗎？

She had her eyes on the manager position and has  been married to her job.

一心想升上經理職的她一直以來都完全投入於工作。

He's the person who gives us all the gifts.

But if you're bad, he gives you a piece of coal.

但如果你表現不好，他只會給你一塊木炭。

He's an old man, about 42,000. I'm guessing.

他是位老人，我猜大概 42,000 歲了吧。

Probably over a hundred years old, and I don't believe that.

大概超過 100 歲了吧，但我才不相信。

There's no way that he can arrive at this building in 10 minutes during the rush hour!

現在是交通尖峰，他絕對無法在 10 分鐘內抵達這幢建築。

There's no way somebody can live for over a thousand years.

[Interviewer] So, how do the reindeer fly? I don't get it.

[記者] 麋鹿要怎麼飛？我不懂。

I really had no clue what that biology professor was talking about in the lecture.

關於那場生物教授的演講，我實在不懂他在講什麼。

Cause he's magic and he can make the reindeers fly.

因為他很神奇，所以他能讓麋鹿飛起來。

There's no way that flying reindeers is true.

Parents make it up so they can think it's real.

那只是父母編出的故事好讓小孩認為那是真的。

Then when you really grow up, your mom's just gonna tell you Santa's not real and you're just gonna remember that till you have kids.

然後當你長大，你媽只會告訴你聖誕老人不是真的，然後直到你有小孩時，你還是會一直記得這件事。

He knows everything, he does not have cameras, he is magic.

他知道所有事情，他沒有相機，他是一位很神奇的人。

He got some assistance, and those are the elves.

他有些助手，就是那些小精靈們。

They make his presents, and I have no clue what they are.

他們會幫他做禮物，但我對他們完全不解。

Oh, and you always have a Christmas tree.

噢，然後你一定要準備聖誕樹。

If you don't, where will Santa put the presents?

如果你沒準備聖誕樹，聖誕老人要把禮物放哪？

He delivers his presents under the Christmas tree and that's it!

他會將禮物送到聖誕樹底下，然後就大功告成啦！

[Interviewer] Can you tell me about where Santa lives?

[記者] 可以告訴我聖誕老人住哪嗎？

Making a gingerbread house with family and friends is a long-held Christmas tradition.

和親朋好友一起製作薑餅屋是悠久的聖誕節傳統。

I guess he have (has) like a few neighbors, like maybe the elves.

我猜他有些鄰居，比如像小精靈。

That's a real place, they made you believe, so far away, you're never gonna go there.

那是個真的地方，他們只是要讓你相信有這個地方，如此遙遠之處，你也不可能去到那裡。

當我成為青少年，我一定要去那邊看看。

I'm gonna look throughout every place, and mom you're comin' with me, and you're gonna tell me where the North Pole is.

我要看遍所有地方，然後，媽媽你要跟我一起來，你要告訴我北極在哪。

He's going on vacation to get relaxed, so he'll be right in time for next year.

他會去旅行，放鬆自己，好讓他明年準時上工。

He goes to Hawaii, California, places that you could just be all relaxed.

他會去夏威夷、加州，就是那些能讓他完全放鬆的地方。

Santa's a worker, he never can get breaks.

聖誕老人是位工作狂，他從不能休息。

But I think he can go to the winter Santa amusement park.

但我覺得他可以去冬季聖誕老人遊樂場

The handy dandy Santa Santa Ferris wheel!

會跟你玩猜猜看遊戲的聖誕老公公摩天輪！

I'm drawing the elves before I draw Santa, so like you know.

我要在畫聖誕老人之前畫小精靈，你知道的。

He (is) in his going out outfit, you know.

他會穿著他的外出服，你知道的。

Santa does have a wife, actually, her name is Bertha.

聖誕老人事實上有位妻子，她的名字是 Bertha。

Actually, Bertha was the one that is usually dressing up as the Easter Bunny.

事實上，Bertha 會打扮成復活節的兔子。

No, he doesn't have enough money, he gave it (to) all the kids.

沒有，因為他沒有足夠的錢，他把錢都給了孩子

Maybe his reindeers go for it, they're skinny enough.

或許是他的麋鹿會跳下來，因為牠們夠瘦。

[Interviewer] For Christmas he spends a lot of time like, going to different malls and stuff, and finding out what kids want?

[記者] 為了聖誕節，聖誕老人花了很多時間做一些事情，像是要去不同的商場和地方，然後找出孩子們想要什麼東西吧？

不，這種聖誕老人叫做假聖誕老人。

[Interviewer] Oh, those aren't real Santas?

[記者] 噢，他們不是真的聖誕老人嗎？

They just dress up so they could get money.

他們只是打扮成聖誕老人的樣子好拿到錢。

Let me guess, you're gonna ask me to draw hands, I'm getting to it!

讓我猜猜，你是不是準備要叫我畫手，我要畫了！

I'm like seriously capturing the real Santa.

我真的很認真地在刻劃真正的聖誕老人。

Santa eats everything that is edible, and I'm done.

聖誕老人會吃所有可以食用的東西，然後我完成了！

I just can't wait to see you this year, Santa.

今年我已經等不及要見你了，聖誕老人。

[Interviewer] Is this the first time you're telling your mom that you don't buy her story?

[記者] 這是你第一次要告訴你媽，你不會對她說的聖誕老人故事買單嗎？

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