- Do I, or have I, ever disappointed you?

程度副詞

- People always think you're older than me.

- 其他人常覺得你年紀比我還大

- Like my shit is just like, just perfectly, just--

- 你看我的造型... 就是這麼完美的...

- 看起來像是你會在 White Center 成人用品店

- I was like, is this, yeah okay, I can say it too.

- 我就像是... 好哦... 我也可以說

- Your shit looks like Sasquatch's pubic hairs.

- 你的髮型看起來像是大腳怪的陰毛

- Didn't you get dropped when you were a baby?

- 你還是小嬰兒的時候，你是不是被摔到地上？

- 沒有啊？我？ - 對啊，是你把她弄掉的

- Yeah I was holding you and I dropped you.

- 我當時抱著你，然後你就摔下去了

- 難道這就是為什麼你常把事情搞砸嗎？

that number out there bruh, just tell them,

把那個數字說出來啊？就告訴大家，

one you know what I'm saying, I mean shit.

「一個」也好啊，你懂我的意思，該死

- I was a huge slut, but I owned it, I was like, yeah.

- 我是個大蕩婦，但我實至名歸，我當時就像...

- Get that dick put that deep. - All the time.

- 那根深深地進入... - 隨時隨地...

I would like to say Deranged Pitt without a doubt.

- I'm a nasty bastard, I'm a deranged nympho.

- 我是個骯髒的私生子，我是發瘋的發情人

- 爸和媽你比較喜歡誰？為什麼？

I guess I'll take a shot because I can't really decide.

我想我還是喝一杯好了，我無法決定

- Oh my God, are we showing this to our parents?

- 喔我的天，這段會被我們爸媽看到嗎？

- 他們甚至不知道什麼是YouTube呢

- 他們連網路是什麼都不知道勒

- No you never tell me that shit, I need to hear that.

- 沒有！你從來沒有告訴過我，我要聽！

- But have you actually had physical contact, sexually with

- 你曾經有和我的朋友或前任有過

- You dirty dog. - I'm not gonna say who.

- You give chances, you give people more chances than they deserve.

- 你給人機會，但他們不一定值得

- If you could change one thing about me what would it be?

- 如果你可以改變我身上的一件事，那會是什麼？

- Your fuckin' face man. - Too similar to yours?

- 你他媽的臉 - 因為太像你了嗎？

You've had sex in your bed and that's enough reason not to.

我才不要在你做過的床上做呢！

- No, I don't want to talk about it later.

- I've had sex in your bed. - I know you have.

- 我在你的床上做愛過 - 我知道了啊！

- Yeah, I avoid pillow areas on your bed.

- That's nice of you, yeah, I hit every area on your bed.

- 你真貼心啊！我可是在你床上每個角落！

- Is it cowgirl, you like to be on top? No? Oh.

- 是女上位？你喜歡在上面？沒有？噢！

- I had to think about it, I hadn't thought about you

having sex before. - I know, it's horrific.

沒有想過你會做愛 - 我知道，這太可怕了

- Can I guess again or do I just automatically.

- 我可以再猜一次嗎？還是我就自動...

- Doggy seems to be the consensus for everyone.

- 看來背後式是大家一致認同的

- When it happens you go bow wow wow, yipee ki yipee yay.

- Whatever the prone style is where you're just smashing.

- 任何俯臥姿勢就是你可以開始拍打的時候了

- Do the doggy fresh you know. - Oh my God.

- 對，我很古典的，我是古典的蕩婦

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