現在進行式

I'm not gonna get us kicked out. That was like one time.

我們不會被趕出去啦！而且那只有一次而已！

Instargram 美照跟現實生活的差別

Just finished my usual morning run! #gettinginshape

Chloe is my BFF! #wereadorable #puppylove

克洛伊是我最好的朋友！ #我們超可愛 #純純的愛

Come here, Chloe. Come here. I'll give you a treat.

過來，克洛伊，過來這裡，姊姊給你糖果吃

A: Hey Vic, want to join us tonight?
B: I don't think so. I'm hanging out with my boo.

A：嘿，維克，你今晚要一起來嗎？
B：可能不了，我要跟我的愛人出去玩。

The actor was booed by the audience because he kept on forgetting his lines.

這位演員狂被觀眾噓，因為他不停忘詞。

That's only a boo-boo. I won't blame my kid for that.

那只是個小錯誤，我不會因此責備我孩子。

My boo is the best. Aren&apos;t we the cutest?! #basicallyengaged #togetherforever

我寶貝果然最棒。我們超可愛吧！ #可以結婚了 #永遠在一起

So uh, I slipped on a banana peel the other day. - Surprise selfie!

我昨天採到香蕉然後滑倒。 欸自拍一下！

I was asking my son about his test results and all he replied to me was "NBD!"

我問兒子考試結果，結果他只回覆我一句「沒什麼！」

Don't sweat about it! It's not that big of a deal.

不要擔心太多，這沒什麼大不了的！

Yeah. I woke up like this. NBD. #nofilter #naturalbeauty #beyonce

這是我起床的樣子 沒什麼！#無濾鏡 #自然美 #碧昂絲

Another beautiful day in California! #caligirl

又是加州美好的一天！ #加州女孩

The greeting Namaste has been incorporated into a part of the yoga routine.

Namaste 的禮敬手勢已被融入瑜伽動作的一環。

Can&apos;t get enough Sunday morning yoga! #namaste

Emily, will you take a picture of me? Please. Yeah.

最愛週日早晨做瑜珈了！ #namaste

The ambitious athlete is poised for the world championship.

這位雄心壯志的運動員已準備好奪得世界冠軍了。

She managed to maintain her graceful poise even though she was bursting with anger inside.

儘管她已怒火中燒，她仍有辦法維持優雅的姿態。

The hunter is poised to throw the spear at the wild boar.

這獵人保持姿勢，準備把長毛投向野豬。

Okay, but make sure I look poised, okay? Ok. Stand still, ok, I got it.

艾蜜莉，你可以幫我拍張照嗎？ 拜託！ 好吧

Here you go. Wait, did you get it? Emily, actually I don't think I can get up.

要把我拍得很優雅喔。 站好囉！ 好了，我拍好了。

I gotta go. Ok, wait, can you send someone else?

給你。  等等，你有拍到嗎？  艾蜜莉，我好像起不來了

Night out wit da girlssss! #herewego #alcohol #danceallnight

我必須走了。  好吧，那妳可以找人幫我嗎？

You guys, let's take a selfie. Yes. Ok, ready? One, two, got it.

與女孩們的夜晚約會  #走吧 #酒 #徹夜狂歡

我們來自拍。  好阿，準備囉！  一、二，拍好了。

Do we look good in the picture. Yes, OMG, I love it !!

照片有好看嗎？  有耶，天啊，我喜歡

It's like one, three, and like not one, two.

應該ㄧ、三就要跳，不是只有二跳。

It's actually...oh but my hair's like in the (way)

這張其實...噢，可是我的頭髮...

So glad I ran into @quintab, looking all kinds of candidly flawless.

不知道大家為了發一張相片到 Instagram 前前後後會花多久的時間呢？光是要找到好地點、喬角度、調光線就有的忙了，更不用提要選那些五花八門的濾鏡 (filter)！上傳前還得想一整排的 # (hashtag) 要打什麼呢！可見上傳照片可真是個浩大工程，就連影片的主角也不例外，就讓我們來看她光是發一張照片，就做出多少瘋狂行徑！...