Have I ever told you the story about how I met your grandfather?

我有沒有跟你說過，我與你爺爺是如何認識的？

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I was at the park one day when this man walked up that I'd never met and said, "I've been staring at you for the last hour. You're all I can think about."

有天我在公園時，有個陌生男子向我走來並對我說：「我已經看著你一個小時了，我滿腦子都是你。」

He was totally obsessed with the girl he had just met in the party, so he asked her out.

他完全被剛剛在派對中認識的女孩迷住了，所以約她出去。

This guy was just staring at me. Then he walks up and essentially says he's obsessed with me.

這個男人就一直盯著我，然後朝著我走了過來，跟我說他被我迷住了。

人的記憶力會隨著年齡增長而下降。

He declined the job offer due to the reason that the company doesn't pay enough.

因為公司沒辦法給予相當的薪資，所以他婉拒了這份工作機會。

I took him for a playboy so I declined, of course.

我把他視為一個玩咖，想當然爾地拒絕了他。

But your grandfather was persistent. He wouldn't take no for an answer.

但你爺爺很堅持，他無法接受被我拒絕。

After running in the marathon, she was flat out for a week.

她參加馬拉松比賽後一星期都疲憊不堪。

They had to work flat out to get the project finished.

他們必須全力以赴把專案完成。

I told him flat out, I wasn't interested. But he wouldn't take a hand.

我直截了當地告訴他我對他沒興趣，但他不願意接受。

他送了兩打玫瑰到我的辦公室。

I show up to work and there are two fucking bushels of roses on my desk.

我去上班的時候，看到兩打令人厭惡的玫瑰放在我的辦公桌上。

He finally won me over and I agreed to go out with him that night.

他終於贏得我的心，我也同意那天晚上與他約會。

I said I would have one drink with him, in a public place.

我告訴他我可以和他喝一杯，但必須是在公共場合。

When he pulled up at my house, he looked at me and smiled. And I said, "Why are you so happy?"

當他出現在我家門前，他看著我並露出笑容。我問：「為何你這麼開心呀？」

And he said, "Because I have a date with a girl that I'm gonna marry."

他回答：「因為我正與一個我未來將娶的女孩子約會。」

We were dancing and when this other boy tried to cut in, your grandfather sucked him right in the jaw.

當我們在跳舞時，有另一個男生試著插進來，你爺爺給了他一個上勾拳。

他竟然揍了麥克，我們只不過是在跳舞。

I still have a necklace he gave me that night. It was a family heirloom.

我仍然戴著他那晚給我的項鍊，這是個傳家寶。

Jim's arrival served to animate the whole party.

Jim 的到來使整個聚會的氣氛活躍了起來。

The CEO's words animated us to work harder.

執行長的話激勵我們做出更多的努力。

After our date, he wrote me the most beautiful love letter with his most animate feelings.

他在我們約會完後，用他最真摯的情感寫了一封很美的情書。

I feel like I've known you my entire life.

我覺得我好像認識你了一輩子。

重申一次，我們只約出去一次而已。

Her parents are pretty strict. I don't think they would approve of her going to the nightclub.

她的父母管得很嚴，我擔心他父母不會贊成讓她去夜店。

Of course, my father didn't approve. So, he sneak up the rain pipe and climb in my window.

當然，我的爸爸並不同意。所以，他偷偷地爬水管上來，來到我窗前。

This fucking psycho shows up to my apartment at 2 a.m. without so much as a text.

這討人厭的神經病竟然在凌晨兩點出現在我的公寓，甚至沒有先傳個訊息。

I called the cops and I didn't put down the kitchen knife until they showed up.

我撥電話給警察，等到他們來了才敢把刀子放下。

From then on, we were inseparable. We've married for 50 wonderful years.

從此之後，我們再也分不開，我們已經結婚五十年了。

I bought a handgun, moved to a new burrow and legally changed my name.

我買了一支手槍，搬到新住所並且合法地改了我的名字。

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別讓政府告訴你什麼能點、什麼不能點。

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