I don't understand why you have to drive down to Florida.

我不懂你為什麼一定要開車去佛羅里達

Your grandmother and I were there at this time every year.

你奶奶跟我每年的這個時候都會去那裡

It just seems like we're cutting it a little close

Now let's get in that giant labia you drove up in and get out of here.

好了，我們現在快點搭上你那台娘娘腔的車然後出發吧

So you guys want to tag along for a bit, maybe?

或許，你們想不想要跟我們一起走

Hey, you know, one in three of these girls as herpes

嘿，你知道嗎，這裡三分之一的女生都有泡疹

If you marry her, you're going to be sleepwalking through the rest of your life.

如果你娶她，你的下半輩子都會跟行屍走肉一樣

The way I see it, this is our last stand.

在我看來呢，這是我們最後一次狂歡了

I want you to know how much I appreciate you doing this for me.

我想要你知道我真的很感謝你為了我做這些

I want you to tear open my bra like it's a Social Security check.

我想要你撕開我的內衣就好像是警察臨檢一樣

Now fumble around, pretend like  you're trying to find your glasses.

現在摸來摸去，假裝你在找你的眼鏡

The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather

一個孫子可以給他爺爺最好的禮物

is a hot college girl that wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies.

就是在死之前有一個超辣的大學生妹想要跟他來一次不用戴保險套的性愛

大部分的阿公只想要太妃糖而已

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