Look, I know everyone's all up in arms about the comments I made about Megyn Kelly after last week's GOP debate.

聽著，我知道大家都對我上禮拜在GOP辯論中對Megyn Kelly的評論感到憤慨。

而在那場辯論中，順道一提，我不費吹灰之力的獲勝了。

我真的很棒。 這次的評價真的很高！

Anyway, yesterday I called Megyn Kelly to personally not apologize.

無論如何，昨天我私底下告訴Megyn Kelly我不會道歉。

When I said blood was coming out of her wherever, I obviously meant nose and ears.

當我昨天說她的月經到處流出來了，其實我是指鼻子和耳朵流血。

If you think I was talking about something else, you're a deviant.

如果你認為我意有所指，那就是你自己的問題了。

I was not referring to hormones or menstruation.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a total deviant.

如果有任何人想歪的話，那就真的是有問題了。

It's amazing how the media loves to twist my words and viciously attack me.

媒體斷章取義和惡毒地攻擊我的方式真是一絕。

Like last week, when I said that my wife, Melania, had the best melons in the world,

就像是上一周，當我談及我的老婆Melania，有著世界上最棒的上圍，

順道一提，這是無法被超越的。

Only a deviant would think I was talking about her boobs.

只有有問題的人才會認為我是在說她的胸圃。

Which, by the way, are classy and fantastic.

順道一提，那真的很優雅又曼妙。

that Carly Fiorina had too much junk in the trunk,

Carly Fiorina的後車箱裝著太多的垃圾了，

I was obviously talking about the amount of stuff she keeps in the back of her Hyundai Sonata.

我真正指的是她在現代汽車Sonata後面裝滿著東西。

She has a case of those giant cans of juicy-juice.

她有一個巨大又多汁的水果汁罐頭。

You know, the ones you have to open with a can opener on both sides.

你知道的，若你要打開它需要兩端式開罐器的那種罐頭。

I prefer juice drinks that don't come in a paint can, okay?

我比較喜歡那種不是罐頭裝的果汁好嗎！？

For last month, when I said I'd love to have a foursome with Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Nicki Minaj

又在上個月，當我說我想要和Katy Perry、Taylor Swift和Nicki Minaj搞4P，

我只是想簡單地說想打高爾夫而已。

Which also explains why I said I'd love for them to wash my balls.

然後又錯誤解讀成我說我喜歡讓他們洗我的睪*。

Or when I said that me and Gary Pusey like to do it doggy style

或者當我說我和Gary Pusey喜歡用狗爬式做*

I just meant that sometimes I'll toss a frisbee, and he'll catch it in his mouth like a dog.

我只是想說有時後我會丟飛盤，然後它像狗一樣用嘴巴接起來了。

And finally, when I said I love fat Tony's big, greasy sausage and couldn't wait to get it in my mouth,

然後最後，當我說我喜歡Tony大又滑膩的香腸，並等不及想把它塞到我嘴裡時，

How could you not know I was talking about my local butcher Tony Esposito

你怎麼會不知道我指的是我家附近的肉攤─Tony Esposito？

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to the campaign trail and pounce on Bush.

如果你現在原諒我，我想我需要回到我的競選總部並好好教訓教訓布希。

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