Bro, there’s only two types of Asian girls:

or the crazy party chicks that bleach their hair.

there are many different types of Asian girls.

「捏造與瞎掰」得來的研究結果

But before we complete each comprehensive profile of the Asian girls,

I’ve been an Asian girl for over 20 years.

And I have their reports analysis, right here!

研究分析了我的同類  她們的一切 我都清清楚楚

Common roles you’ll find ABG girls in are:

Import model, sexy coffee shop, trendy fusion restaurant,

通常是車模、咖啡店和多國料理餐廳的性感女侍

Go-go dancers, and working at vape shops.

“I like guys with big fast car and tattoos;

and you’ll know when you’ll see them.

“Next month, I’m going to be at the cover of Import Tuner Magazine.”

「我要當Import Tuner(註: 汽車雜誌)下個月的的封面人物」

anything that exposes her pierced belly button, or dragon tattoo.

“Are you freaking cheated on me? You cheated on me?

Where are you going? I’m talking to you. Hey! Hey!”

「你要去哪?! 我在跟你講話! 喂!」

A common exchange between a normal Asian girl and her boyfriend

who’s spending Friday night with her parents at an Asian restaurant

週五晚上和爹娘一起去餐廳吃飯

優格樂園(註: 美國霜凍優格品牌)、迪士尼樂園

the normal and average good Asian girl like.

Wong Fu (註: 3個美籍華裔組成的拍攝團隊) 的影片

The normal good Asian girl generally wears loose or fading clothing.

並不會打扮得驚世駭俗或過分暴露

The Yappie Asian Girl is the turn up version of the good Asian girl.

The Yappie Girls like having a jam packed schedule,

eating in a cool and expensive restaurants,

driving a pretty decent car, and home decorations.

watch this video called “What Yappies Like”.

托里˙伯奇(註: 美國時尚品牌)的平底鞋

So there’s a lot of different types of FOB Asian Girl.

The rich FOB Asian Girl may have done international school back in Asia,

富有的那些 可能在家鄉的國際學校念過書

The normal fob girl is probably a student

who spends a lot of time at the boba shop

whether she can stay in America or go back.

【FungBrosComedy】 馮兄弟暢談他們眼裡各種各樣的亞洲女生，妳是ABG? Geek? Foodie? 還是現在很紅的Hipster呢? 來一探究竟吧! 1. comprehensive 全面性的、廣泛的、理解的 2. belly button 肚臍 3. FOB Fresh off the boat。一種對早期移民美國的華人之謔稱，指初來乍到、不熟悉新文化的土包子。...