現在進行式

to 不定詞

完成了！現在我可以去當醫生了！

No, you gotta be qualified for the job you want.

Then you gotta go to school for like 14 more years.

那你就要繼續進修超過14年左右。

But, let’s assume you know what you’re doing

A good resume has your background info and skills.

一份好履歷需要有你的經歷和技術。

沒有人會在意你當過舞會國王，

Unless your job interview is for a prom king.

那也就是說不能有打字錯誤，還要簡潔易懂。

Don’t just write “hodor” over and over again.

不要一次又一次地寫「霍多爾」，

Unless you’re applying for a job carrying around a psychic kid with no legs.

除非你應徵的工作是照顧一個通靈的瘸腳孩子。

There are no typos and it’s easy to read!

你沒有用電腦打字而且它看起來太簡單了！

但是我沒有經歷，也沒有技術耶！

Just print out my resume and put your name on it.

那就把你的名字放到我的履歷上吧！

For the record, you should never do that.

But we never get through this video otherwise.

但是我們還沒錄完這部影片呢！

Mario smells really bad so I have to take him in a shower.

馬里歐身上很臭，所以我要他去洗個澡。

And now he can go the his job interview clean, confident and prepared.

現在，他是乾淨又有自信，而且準備充足地去參加面試。

Okay! Got my resume, I took my shower, what am I forgetting?

好了，準備好履歷，我也洗過澡了，我還需要準備什麼呢？

Isn’t your interview happening right now?

I must say I’m good, Sir. It smells like a cat died in here.

先生，我得說我真的很棒。這裡聞起來有死貓味。

Would you care to say grace before I begin my lunch?

你介意我吃午餐前做飯前禱告嗎？

你的服裝是非常令人印象深刻的。

Congratulations! By some miracles, your new job likes you.

恭喜你！真是奇蹟啊，你的新工作很喜歡你呢！

Not! I did so well in my first interview.

我才不要！我第一次面試做得很好呢！

No, no matter how well you did if you don’t show up for your second interview,

不，不管你表現得多好，如果你第二次面試沒有出席，

Now you get to go back in your suit and never say anything inappropriate

從現在開始，你每天都要穿套裝，而且一天8到12小時不能說不恰當的話，

for 8-12 hours a day, every day for the rest of your life.

Or at least until you’re too old to enjoy all the money you made.

至少等到你老了，再去享受年輕時辛苦賺來的錢。

I’m going to the dumpsite to find something to eat.

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