But that is what she said. (Subtitle by Bryan Pai, BS Translations)

但她真的那麼說 (中文字幕: Bryan Pai, BS Translations)

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Well, I can't believe we're in the same class this whole semester and we just met today.

我真不敢相信我們上了同一堂課一學期了而今天才認識

Well, just because class's over. It doesn't mean we still can't see each other, right?

嗯, 只因為課已經結束了 並不代表我們不能夠在見面了, 對吧?

Yeah, I can come by the bowling alley where you work.

是阿, 我可以去你工作的保齡球館找你

好極了, 我一定會幫你安排 (註1)

太棒了, 我的男朋友超愛打保齡球

But that's pretty much how i feel inside every single time.

但每次我內心的感受大概都像那樣 (註2)

And when i say every single time, it's because every girl I crush on has a boyfriend.

而當我說每一次時, 是因為每個我暗戀的女生都有男朋友了

Hey Vivian, this's Frank. Yeah, you gave me your number at the car wash today.

嘿 Vivian, 我是Frank. 你今天在洗車場時給了我你的號碼

Oh yeah. Hey, You know let me call you right back because my boyfriend...

喔 對. 嘿, 我等一下在打給你吧 因為我的男友...

I mean the universe just wants to dangle all these carrots in front of me. It's cruel.

老天爺只是想要耍耍我. 真是太殘忍了. (註3)

Take this girl for example. Her name is Carol.

She's coming in here a few times over last couple of months.

這幾個月來她已經來這裡好幾次了

I just know, she probably has a boyfriend. Knowing my luck.

我知道, 她大概有個男友了. 這就是我的命運

Although, of all the time she's been here, she hasn't shown any signs.

然而在她來這裡的這段時間以來, 她都還沒有表露出任何跡象

Full frontal hug with hip contact, is that a boyfriend?

正面熊抱和碰屁股, 是男朋友嗎?

Friends can sit on each others laps, right?

朋友可以互相坐對方的大腿, 對吧?

If you're interested in them, chances are other guys are interested too.

如果你對她們有興趣, 其他男生也可能會看上

You are not the only one with eyes and the…

兄弟, 但她們從來沒有單身的時候. 好嗎?

If they are never single, how do I even get a shot?

如果她們從來都不單身, 我又怎麼會有機會呢?

Right, like how did her current boyfriend get into that spot if she's always been in a relationship.

是阿, 如果她總是在穩定交往那他現任的男友又是怎麼追到她的?

And you would have infinite potential to get with any girl on the face of the universe.

那你就會有能追到這宇宙中任何女生的無限潛能了

Well, the arcade's getting a little lonely and I overheard your little pity party.

呃, 遊戲機區這邊都沒什麼人而且我碰巧聽到了你的小型同情派對 (註4)

現在我知道了原來我們都有著一樣的使命

For the last fifteen years of my life. I have wondered the same thing.

在過去人生中的15年以來, 我一直都納悶著相同的事情

Why every girl I liked has always had a boyfriend.

為什麼每個我喜歡的女生總是有男朋友

Now, Jeff was right, good catches are always gonna have multiple people going after them,

Jeff說得沒錯, 好對像總是會有許多追求者 (註6)

which means they will usually always be in a relationship.

這代表著他們通常都會處於穩定交往的狀態

Unless of course during that "I just want to be single right now" phases.

當然除了在那個「我現在只想要單身」階段

But sometimes a beautiful thing happens. They break up.

但有時候美妙的事會發生. 他們分手

Now. What I mean is... in a tragic case, she breaks up with her boyfriend.

我的意思是... 在一個不幸的案例下, 她跟他男友分手了

You now have a chance to be there for her and takeover.

你現在有機會陪在她身旁並趁虛而入

And this is your window of opportunity to swoop-in.

而這就是你趁機搶走她的機會之窗 (註7)

Now depending on how awesome this girl is. That window is gonna go real fast. You gotta get in there real quick.

然後要看這個女生有多正, 那扇窗戶很快就會關上了. 你得要趕快進去

So when will I know when this window of opportunity opens up.

那我何時才會知道這個機會之窗開啟了呢?

Always be her friend and always keep up with her.

So you want me to voluntarily put myself in the friend zone?

所以你要我自願地被歸類在朋友區嗎? (註8)

You know I'm friends for like 15 different girls. You know just to keep my place in line.

你知道我跟在15個不同的女生身邊. 就是為了等待機會

Right, but you also haven't had a girlfriend and like ever…

可是你好像也從來沒有交過女友

You hold on to this. And then when you find out that she's been broken up with

你拿好這個當你發現到她跟她男友分手了

你就拿著這個玫瑰花進來並把她給搶走

Get that disgusting thing off my coffee table.

把那噁心的東西從我的茶几上拿走

You and Linda have been going out for a while, how did you do?

你跟Linda已經在一起有好一陣子了, 你是怎麼做到的?

When I first met Linda, she had a boyfriend too.

And I knew for a fact that there were at least three other guys going after her.

而且我知道至少有3個男生也在追她

Look, it is imperative that you have someone close to her

that can directly or indirectly find information about their relationship.

並可以直接或間接地找到關於他們交往狀況的情報的人是非常重要的一件事

Look man, you got to know what you're working with.

聽著兄弟, 你得要去了解你在做的事情

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