♪ (hip hop music) ♪ (Subtitle by: Bryan Pai, BS Translations)

Asian guy trying to be a basketball player?

But even after Yao, even while Jeremy Lin...

但姚明現身之後 接著又是林書豪

亞洲人想當籃球員聽起來還是怪怪的吧?

Everyone knows that if you're Asian, there are

大家都知道如果你是一個亞洲人

the sacred four pillars of an occupation your family

想成為家庭的棟梁只有四種職業能選擇

同時也是朋友們所期許你去做的

Unfortunately, I suck at all those things

很可惜的，我對這些職業感到反胃

You were practicing your free throws that way,

For starters, try shooting the ball that way.

對新手來說，投球應該要那樣投

I know you have to bounce the ball and make it in the hoop.

我知道你現在必須要讓球上下彈掉 然後把它投進籃框中

喔 Matt, 我想成為一位籃球選手!

I know I suck at basketball, but there are these three pillars

among black people of what you're expected to aspire to be.

在非裔美國人的社會中大家期望你做的職業

- Acting. And that's it! -(crowd applauds)

- I am so screwed. - What do you actually wanna do?

我感覺好糟 那你自己本身想做什麼

Physics. I love Science, primarily physics.

物理，我熱愛科學而最喜歡物理

我的偶像是奈爾·德葛拉司·泰森(一位美國天文學家)

Well, I like living and physics is life, so yes,

沒錯，我熱愛生命而物理對我而言就是人生，所以是的

老兄，我真希望可以跟你交換生長的環境

Everyone expects me to be a doctor, lawyer, scientist...

大家都希望我變成醫生、律師、科學家...

I have this physics exam tomorrow and I know I just can't do it.

我明天有個物理考試而我完全不行

嗯，物理考試? 那是在哪個領域?

Classical mechanics, thermodynamics, or mechanics?

是傳統力學 熱力學 還是一般力學?

Electrotechnics or...(gasps) Oooh...relativity.

Like, Albert Einstein...equals...MC...Hammer?

I have a three on three basketball  tournament with my cousins tomorrow.

我明天和我表兄弟有三場籃球比賽

If I can't play, I will never hear the end of it.

You train me in basketball, and I'll tutor you for the test!

你讓我學會打球 我就來幫你補習明天的考試

I don't know man. You really suck at basketball.

我不知道行不行 你在籃球方面真的有點無能

(scoffs) And you don't know the difference between PV=NRT

♪ Okay, I’m faded, I’m blown, I’m jaded, I’m cold ♪

♪ Tell these [censored] they outdated ♪

♪ Got my eyes all up on that thrown ♪

♪ And I'm representin' my city (city) ♪

♪ While I’m pressing up on these cities ♪

♪ I call to get in that t-bone (whoo!) ♪

♪ I keep them [censored] thirsty, I got verses for you lames ♪

♪ Bitch, I’m perfect with a frame,  with a hearse I put your name on it ♪

♪ Put them [inaudible], [inaudible] ♪

♪ All I need is a team with a bad [inaudible] ♪

♪ Come take a look, [censored], I’m a star ♪

♪ Won’t you get your pretty [censored] up in my car? (in my car?) ♪

♪ Come take a look, bitch, I’m a star ♪

♪ Everywhere we go they know just who we are ♪

♪ I be rolling like it’s summertime ♪

♪ True religion, Nike swooshes, [classes full of] Jordon size ♪

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