The number that (usually) comes before [three]. Square root of [four]. Also the amount of people it takes to [tango].
one two three four...
-The ultimate numerical paradox.
-A perfect balance of one on each side for perfect harmony, never being able to counter balance since its perfectly even. Yin and Yang. You have a brain for logic, but then you have the heart to counter balance with emotions.
-Not only used for balancing, but combined for the ultimate pair. In order to start a family, you need 2. Every hero needs a sidekick. you have not 1 but 2 eyes for ultimate depth perception. 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 ears, 2 lungs, 2 testicals.
-most powerful number in math. 2 is the number most divisible into other numbers (not counting 1 since one is itself and more or less is the building block of all numbers). 2 is what we build off of. It's so simple, yet so strong. Subconsciously you know this to be true since when refering to something simple or basic, we say "put 2 and 2 together." Why dont we say "put 1 and 1 together?" We don't see 1 as a credible number, holding 2 in higher regards.
-2 is the only number that can't make a shape(number of sides). 1 is a circle. 3 is a triangle. But what is 2? Think about it...
-There are only 2 things to do with your life, live or die.
-For every action, there is a re-action. one things leads to one other thing. that equals 2. we live our lives between 2's. we go to work to get money to live. we work out to get buff. we eat to satiate our hunger.
-Everything has an opposite, or equal other, that makes them a pair of 2. There is only good or evil. There is only right or wrong.
2 packs quite a punch, don't you think?
Two is the master to key to everything in this world:
Yin and Yang
Husband and Wife
noun. to give someone twos on a cigarette is to smoke half of it then give them the rest to finish. More commonly done by boys as it is less considerate.
verb. to "twos" a cigarette is to smoke one together, taking a couple of [drag]s then swapping. More commonly done by girls.
"I met this well safe [tramp] the other day; he gave me twos on a rollie"
"That's so dirty..."
"Don't worry babe; tell you what, lets have some wine and twos a fag outside"
n. The lonliest number since the number [one].
The lonliest number since the number one.
Twos is a special word. While it can be used in relation to cigarettes, it makes more sense to apply it to joints.
It makes sense as a noun -
Basically the person who rolls it starts it - the person who has called 'twos' then gets it afterwards.
There is no threes or fours. It just flows from there.
got any twos? (weed, dope etc)
I'm twosed (baked)
TWOS! - order someone to roll a joint.
Im twosing (smoking a joint)
I have to go number two.
The number that comes after 1 and before 3. it is the answer to the worst math problem ever.
one [plus] one [equals] two.
Sharing a cigarette between two people
"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"
A secret society whom a group of people belong to who worship trolleys and Scientology. No you may not join this group, and no you may not destroy this group. They will remain unknown to the public eye whilst continuing their kr3w and you will like it.
This kr3w consists of the most br00tal beings around. They ride around in trolleys & pray to celebrities. Group hugs are also known to be frequent with this fine specimen of people. The 'pimp hat' is also rumoured to be a religious article in this kr3w. [TWOS] are also often reffered to 'station rats' or 'scum' and are known to rid boronia & the basin of what they deem to be "the non believers".
[TWOS] are too poor to buy any form of alcohol. This is why they buy V. There are people who have allegedly seen these people victimise cans of V on public & private property. If you see this kind of behaviour, from people who you believe could be [TWOS], please contact your local police, as they are wanted for defamation of property and abuse of V cans.
These people are said to spend their time on urban dictionary, looking up hxc words, that only they are radical enough to use. This is why it is so easy for them to verbally rape you all.
[TWOS] are supreme!
Dayumm, them [TWOS] mother fuckers sure are a trippy group, aren't they?
I wish I could be in that kr3w, I mean, they are supreme and so freakin' HXC.
when someone smokes a fag, you say twos to get half
set me twos on that fag mcsporran!