what you're avoiding right now
you are avoiding studying right now
a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word [dying], and slowly leads to it.
I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit
A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.
Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
Doing anything other than studying;
Synonyms: [interneting], [watching tv], [masturbating], [playing video games], [wasting away], [daydreaming]
(While surving the internet) "Get the fuck out of my room, I'm studying!!"
An activity performed by a student (usually at the last minute) to recall what the professor has been teaching for the whole semester. The word [studying] interestingly enough has the word "dying" within it. The purpose of this is to alert the victim as to how they will feel (as if they were dying) while participating in the activity.
Student : I was up [studying] section eight all night looking for the answer to problem number twenty six. I wanted to die when I couldn't find it. Where is the answer in section eight?
Professor : It's not in the book. You can find it in our in-class notes.
(verb) The act of texting, facebooking, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
I got caught up on my favorite show, all while eating my chinese food and updating my status on facebook. Then, I realized I had my organic chem final tomorrow. Successful night of studying!!
what we students should be doing at the moment
Instead of studying I decided to look up random words on urban dictionary.
The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.
Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Kid: Yeah, I'm studying.
What you tell your parents when your looking at porn
Mom: What are you doing up there?
Kid: I'm studying *wink* *wink*