a word to describe something which goes without saying.
"whas [gwanin], u [cotch]in at leons tonight?"
"course, u bringin some [herb]?"
assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.
rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?
me: yeah, dawg.
rob: did you get her in bed?
Doing that which you always do; expected, based on observed behavior over time
You want to go to that stupid place that no one likes? Standard.
1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.
2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."
a word that is used in many parts of the UK specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word 'fit' to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game
john: 'hey look at her'
james' [standard] !!!'
jason ' omfg we won the game'
aja ' [standard] mate'
a word to describe something which goes without saying
that bitch is standard
word used by the sub-culture for anything they feel like, basically a new, stroppier version of 'cool'...only used by total plebs that lack the ability to speak their own language due to peer pressure.
anti-cultural metaphor that when uttered, perfectly exemplifies the devolution of its exponents, who in contrast see themselves as the avant garde.
pleb 1:check it.
pleb 2:standard, bruv
pleb 1:naaahhhhbruv, on dat next ting