1. A certain period (usually a day) during the year which is commemorating a certain religious event ("Holy Day").
2. British term for "[vacation]."
- "Happy Holidays!"
- "Yes, 'Holiday' is exactly the same thing as 'vacation,' you blithering twat. (Remind me never to speak to yanks again...)"
A [politically correct] and [inclusive] term for Thanksgiving and Christmas encouraged by the [liberals].
It'd be considered a borderline [hate crime] to have a "Christmas sale", nowadays the [PC] term is "Holiday sale"!
a) a time of year when you're supposed to sit back and reflect and give thanks and shit like that but actually everyone just gets drunk and eats a lot and spends lots of money because our society advocates wasting insane amounts of dough to "celebrate"
b) a really, really kick-ass song by green day. a dark political "anthem" that truly encompasses america's depressing military situation
a) oh no another holiday is coming up which means that i'm gonna have to go waste more money on crap-ass presents and make sure we have plenty of gramps's old hangover remedy
Can i get another amen
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
A plastic bag on a monument
i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives
Something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( Especially independance day) My father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts " we won the war you brown cocksuckers! Burn in hell you motherfuckers!" Not the best time of the year.
my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon.
Painter's slang for an area accidentally left unpainted or inadequately covered.
You left a couple of holidays on the living room ceiling.
british/austrailian slang for "vacation".
perhaps she went on holiday.
An opportunity for [relatives] to come around and say stupid shit like: Why haven't you found a [wife] yet.
"My favorite part about holidays his how being [single] is considered a [disease]."
A word that half the bands ever have had in one of their song names
Holiday in the Sun-Sex Pistols
A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor [miserable bastard] like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The [grim] reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad [pathetic] song and dance only to go home and [talk shit] about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.
Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well [Happy Holidays] to you too....
Bill: you can [go fuck yourself] too
time away from work/ school
wonderfulest part of the year.. especially when the holiday is for weeks/months
I LOVE HOLIDAYS