A sweet [Dutch man] with glorious long locks of hair who is extremely considerate. He is a great listener and has great [input]. A Gilles can pull you out of a bad day at any time, his smile is extremely contagious. He also likes to make jokes with vampire references. He is very intelligent, not to mention extremely attractive. If you ever meet a Gilles, keep him safely by your side, he will treat and human being with the [upmost] respect.
"[Woah], that was a [total] Gilles. I better [keep] him around."
A status one achieves when they become so intoxicated they leave their present state of mind and body and are taken over by aliens, ghosts, and robots. In turn, causing them quite often to end up in different [area codes], falling asleep in someones house and once they are disturbed from their [slumber] they will vigoursly argue they are in their own home and swear on their lives their roomates are upstairs. The end result usually results in a [death punch] to the chest to whom ever awakes this beast.
If one can recognize someone is "Gilled" it is best to let them do as they please.
Never, Ever, Ever disturb the slumber of the "Gilled" one.
"Bro, im fittin to get "Gilled" tonight. Ill probably need 100 beers and 2 bottles of 151!"
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Im Gilled!!!!! I Live Here! I Will Eat Your First Born Child! Now Face My [Death Punch] To Your Chest!!!!"
"[Glop] [glop] glop glop glop, steve, getcha, getcha,...im so Gilled"
Gilling is the act of inserting a raw small to mid sized fish into a vagina or anus with the mouth facing outwards, and having a penis penetrate the mouth for the purposes of intercourse. Often done in an attempt to increase [tightness] and [odour] quality.
If there is ejaculate remaining in the fish it is optional to use it in a fish based dish afterwards, like a [chowder] or stock.
Boy I sure did enjoy [gilling] the [Thompsons] [daughter] the other week.
Is when a friend says they are not going to spend time with there girlfriend / boyfriend. But then goes and does and leaves his [mates] hanging
[Gilling] , [Gill] , Gilled
[Perro]: Hey bro u wanna fuck shit up on friday
Fish: Yeah i got nothing planned [sep] my gf wants me to go on a [double date] but nah not going, looking forawrd to fucking shit up with you
Fish ( day later) : nah sorry man im busy
going on a double date with my gf
Perro: you fucking Gilled me
An action which was quite widespread in New York and possibly in other locations during the early 1990's. When someone would say something incorrect or stupid, any party who witnessed this could proclaim "[Gill]!", and then proceed to rub the back of [the offender's] neck with their hand, causing minor irritation to a red mark, depending on the severity of the given [gill]. One could also proclaim "Save mine", which would allow the person to administer the gill to the offender at a later point in time. It should be noted, however, that if the person committing the [slip-up] takes notice of their [folly] before anyone calls a gill on them, they can say "pause" and then could not be subjected to a gill. If someone calls gill after the initial speaker says pause, it's a gill on them. Giving [gills] is great but getting them isn't.
Person 1: "Yo, [Iverson] dropped 50 on [the Sonics] last nite...pause...he dropped 43."
Person 2: "[Gill]"
Person 1: "Chill, I already said pause. Save mine."
Person 2: "Damn."
"[Gill]" as in "giving a [gill]" A term used around the late 80s-early 90s, possibly regional, by children as a [proclamation] that someone/a friend just said something incredibly stupid or incorrect, AND that they deserve to be humiliated. It was shouted as he/she simultaneously burns the back of the other person's neck with a fast horizontal rub of the hand. Similar in nature to an [Indian burn].
Person 1: Yeah, well your mother is your father. (I'm [paraphrasing].)
Person 2: Not funny. You deserve a [gill] for that. [Gill]!
Person 1: Ow. What the hell?
Person 3: You're 17 and still giving people [gills]?
Person 2: Oh, wow. I haven't remembered a gill in a long time. Hah.
The phrase a ‘Gill’ is referred to someone who may agree to a bet, wager, competition etc. where the loser has to participate in a [forfeit], but then upon losing, they refuse to comply for no reason, backing out of the original agreement. If a person does this on a regular occasion or has even done this more than once, the may be called a ‘[Gilla]’ or a ‘[Gilly]’. Don’t ever make a bet with a ‘Gill’.
A ‘Gill’ may well make a prior agreement, shake hands and agree the stakes, participate in the event/competition, but because they can’t take loosing and/or are not someone of their word they just refuse to undertake the agreed forfeit without any [logical explanation].
Ryan and a group of friends are playing crazy golf, to make the game more interesting they agree that the looser of the game will have to do a forfeit. They shake hands, agree and play the game. Ryan then loses but for some reason, refuses to do the forfeit. Just repeating no, no, no I’m not doing it and walking away, after throwing a sulk because he lost.
“Ryan you lost crazy golf [fair and square], don’t tell me you’re going to be a Gill and not do the forfeit, what’s wrong with you?”
Ryan in this incident is a [massive Gill], a compete [wet blanket] and basically a wanker. He may also come up with a number of ridiculous excuses as to why he can’t or shouldn’t complete the agreed forfeit. Never make a bet with Ryan, he will just spoil the fun for everyone. What a complete and utter Gill.
[You lost] the best [fair and square], why are you being a complete Gill?
A bet is a bet, if you lose you pay or do the [forfeit]. Don't be such a Gill.
creating an act of talent for a [celebrity crush] and successfully getting them to contact you.
so named after Chelsea Gill who on [January 2nd] 2012 wrote a song for celebrity [jason segel] which he saw and took her and her twin sister out to the comedy awards later that week.
i'm going to make a Gilling video and maybe [patrick] [fugit] will see it and [reply] back to me.
Nobal [man] with a [big cock]
That’s a [gilles] [right there]