• US /ˈtʃɪldrən/
  • UK /'tʃɪldrən/
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  • noun pl. 孩童們 ; 童 ; 子女;
  • Her sons and daughters are her only children
  1. 1. Humans under the age of 13 or so. Many of which were accidently conceived. Lots of children these days are [annoying], [spoiled], [bitchy] and [stupid]. Commonly known as [stupid short people]. 2. Spawn of [Satan] hatched from a dark egg in the center of the earth with devils that are cutting themselves standing in a circle around it.
    Little Kid: Mommy, buy me [David beckham]! Mother: Dear, I just bought you [Anna Kournikova] yesterday! Ill buy you him for you next week. How about I buy you [Ronaldinho] first? Little Kid: *Starts crying* BUT I DONT WANT RONALDINHO!!! BUY ME DAVID!!!!! *Starts rolling on the floor* Mother: ...... Little Kid: You won't like me when I'm angry. FLAME ON! *Incinerates Mother"
  2. The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.
    God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee! Guy: Uhhh, nay(?) <KAZAMM> Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc... Guy: Oh crud God: I told thee... Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary? Guy: Oh crud God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
  3. A human being who is not yet fully mature. Often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.
    Child: i'm a happy and undomesticated human! Society: *crushes spirit*
  4. the walking and breathing ad for safe sex
    i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children
  5. I am a child. You are the adults who pretend to love them but call them STDs and subhumans on urban dicionary. You are also pretty good actors, you had me fooled for a while. So here's my question. Weren't you a child before?
    dumb grownup: Hahaha children are the worst STD lololol smart child: hahaha you dissed yourself you used to be one Lololol
  6. The main cause of pedophilia.
    "You know what I say? fuck the children". -George Carlin, about the importance of children.
  7. Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a [condom], [fucktard]!"
  8. In ones opinion, it can be either a lovely gift sent down from the heavens, or it can be a curse that leeches off ones self. "Child" is also a term for a human from the age of 1-18 With the stages of: Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen, and Adult. a Child is Created when a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and the mans sperm reaches the womans ovary. Thereon, it takes an average of 9 months for the Child to be born. Then, it goes through the stages mentioned above, Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen and Adult. in the teen years the "Child" Experiences Puberty, which takes about 1-3 years from the devolopment of teen to Adult. The age Scales for these are: Newborn: 1 month-1 Year Child Toddler: 2-4 yhears old. Child: 5-12 years old. Teen: 13-17 Adult: 18+
    A Child Lives all the way from The sperm in a womans egg to the old man Leaning on his cane
  9. An individual between birth and puberty. (usually about 0-12 years old)
    This 10 year old is a child.
  10. tiny person who insists on shaking themself....constantly
    "oh my god i swear if that child in front of me does not stop rocking in their movie seat i will roast them on a spit and serve them to the damned"